- Knuc U Kinte
- Aug 17, 2004
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The Wonderful 101 Our Heroes do it again Part 6: Move out Nickolaus Selipanov!!!
Mighty: So…This is Arsenal Gear huh? It doesn’t Look very Much like a Butt…
Bagu: BZZT!!! Bagu Selipanov Genesect is Online! Mission: Find and retrieve Wonderful 101, then Terminate Patriots! Status: A Ok. Techno blaster Hot and Ready for Shock Drive Launch! Surroundings: Very Hexogonical!
Whitney (Female Reshiram): I don’t suppose we Have much time to sit around and Wait for the Pandemic Missile to Launch…
Blacia (Female Zekrom, Whitney’s Sibling): How do we Approach the Situation? Do we Strike Down Every Guard we see? Or do we sneak By them?
Bagu: Suggestion: Smash All Enemies! Leave No Guard Conscious! Wirrr!
Jade: Fine with me…I welcome Deaths Cold Embrace…
Cole: I suppose we’ll Have to fight them, Considering it’s Very Difficult to hide if you’ve got three ten foot Tall Dragons with you…
Mighty: I just Hope we can Stop them Before they trip the alarms or Call for Backup…
The Heroes Leave Arsenal Gear’s Hangar…And Enter…Arsenal Gear’s Lower Intestine!
Mighty: EWW GROSS!!! We came in Up it’s Butt!!! I think I’m Gonna…
Whitney: Wow, It’s a lot Less fleshy for a Lower Intestine…
Blacia: It’s all Metal…I guess I shouldn’t have Expected the Patriots to Have the ability to fuse Man with machine Yet…I’ve Been Watching too many Si-Fi Movies…
Bagu: DANGER!!! Scans Detect a Possibility of Metallic Poop within Arsenal Gears Lower Intestine! Keep Eyes on Feet and Proceed with Caution! Also, Carry Spare Toilet Paper Just in Case.
Jade: My Uncle Lokomo would Probably Laugh so Hard at that his Dentures would fall out…I Hate Laughter…
Cole: This Place is just One Huge corridor…And we Might as Well Keep Moving…
As the Heroes Go forward, They Suddenly Get a Call from Commander Nelson!!!
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Cole: Oh! Yes Mr. Nelson?
Commander Nelson? (JD): Who are You? You were Not factored into the Simulation.
Cole: What?!? You Don’t Know Us?!?!? But Mr. Nelson! We Just Spoke a Couple of Hours ago! And what do you mean By Simulation?
Commander Nelson? (JD): You were not factored into the Simulation, Leave arsenal gear at Once.
Mighty: Hello? Who is this? Who are you? What have you done with Commander Nelson?
Jade: Probably Just another Speck of dust on our Little Blue Planet, Just floating around in a Sea of Emptiness and Sorrow…
JD: You were Not Factored into the Simulation, Leave at Once or our Security shall Escort you out.
Bagu: The Call is coming from Inside Arsenal Gear, Probability of Us Speaking to Patriot AI: 90%. The Mission comes first. Politeness must come Second. We must proceed deeper into Arsenal Gear and Rescue Wonderful 101.
JD: You Were Not Factored Into-
Cole: Yeah, Shut up.
Cole turns off the Communicator.
Grace: It figures we were Talking to an AI Based on their Predicable Patterns of Speech…
Bagu; BZZZT!!! Machines Are Predictable, Flesh Bags are not, That is why I wish to simulate Human AI.
Jade: My Uncle Says that’s one of the Reasons He Likes Humanity…I don’t quite Get the Joys of Being unable to Follow a set Pattern…
A Little Bit Later, at the Entrance to Arsenal Gear’s Small Intestine…
Cole: Alright, Looks like we should be able to-
Guard: Hold it! Who do you think you Are? A Member of the Patriots? You should know, Everything Beyond this Point is Off limits, I don’t know Exactly How Civilians got in here, But I know the Way your Going out!
Jade: Shoot us? Just try it…Do you have the Strength to shoot down a Legendary Pokemon? I Can Take Five Minutes out of My Time to Fight you…
Mighty: Umm…E-Excuse me, B-But we can’t Exactly Just Go Home right now…
Guard: Oh, You think Your Tuff stuff do ya? I’ll Have you know that the Patriots have Managed to Take over Several Game Consoles including My Own and-HEY!!! Stop right there!!! Take another Step and I blow one right Between your Eyes!!!
Cole: I guess We’ll Have to do what he says, and Battle him the Proper way.
Guard: Wait…Battle? Looks like I’m Gonna have to kick you out the Hard way!!!
The Battle Begins!!!
An Enemy Guard appeared!!!
Cole Sent out Mighty!!!
Bagu: Commencing enemy Scan…Scan Complete!
Patriot Guard. Typing: Normal/Fighting. Danger Quotient: 80%. Avid Users in Gun type Attacks, Gun type attacks are Super Effective Against: Flying, Normal, Fairy, Rock, Ice, and Dark Types. Gun Type Attacks are Weak Against: Steel, Fire, Fighting, and Grass types. Gun Type Moves Deal No Damage to Ghost types, No physical Vectors to Shoot. Prepare for Battle!
Cole Sent out Mighty!!! Mighty Used Psystrike!!! SHHHHHNNN…POWPOWPOWPOWPOW!!! It’s Super Effective!!! The Patriot guard Chilled Out!
Patriot Guard: Uuugh…Darn it!!! I thought that I could Just Shoot you dead Like in any First Person Shooter, What are you guys anyway?
Mighty: Pokemon, I’m the Strongest Pokemon…Mostly…
Cole: Ok then, we’d Best Get going n-
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JD: Cease Fire and Leave Arsenal Gear at Once! Continue further and we will be forced to Use Lethal Force on You.
Grace: Hello? Is this a Patriot AI? Can I leave a Message Telling Your Boss that we Hate you and We’re going to Stop your Evil Plans?
JD: Leave arsenal Gear at once! Continued Exertion of Free Will shall be met with SEVERE Consequences!
Bagu: Release Wonderful 101 Or You will Face Severe Consequences!
The Patriot AI Hung up…
Jade: Consequences Shmonciquenses, so as Long as I get to Die Fighting a Powerful Opponent I’m Good…
Cole: I suppose We ought to Continue Further then…
A Long Hallway Walk Later…into Arsenal Gear’s Stomach…
Bagu: Detecting Large amounts of Jerk matter in the Area. Commencing Scan of Surroundings…Scan Complete. Massive amounts of Metal Gear Rays Found within this Room…All 25 Terminated.
Grace: Hmm…So…That Metal Gear Monster the Wonderful 101 destroyed was Just One of 25?!? Man…If it Took one hundred and One Rangers to Take down One Metal Gear, I cant imagine who would be Cool enough to Take down a Whole Army of them!!!
Grace: Do you think Kratos did it?
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Whitney: Oh Great, Here comes AI guy Again…
JD: This is your Last Warning: Leave Arsenal Gear at Once or Face the Severe C-Consequences that await you ahead!
Cole: You guys Don’t Scare Us!!! We Can take down those Metal Gear things Or whatever their Called In a Heart beat!!!
TR (Cole AI): Very Well Then…Challenge Accepted. Remember this: You were Warned…
Suddenly, Robotic duplicates of Patty, Grace, Bagu, Jade, Whitney & Blacia Show up!!!
Jade: Wow…That Metal Gear duplicate of me Looks Happier than me…If they wanted to get the Details right then they Would have Known that Joylessness is My Biggest Joy…
Grace: Hey! My Duplicate looks Pretty…GRACEFUL!!! But there’s No way it Can Match My Grace!!!
Mighty: Oh shoot!!! We’re Facing down Robot Duplicates of us?!?!? I’m Nervous!!!
Cole: What’s the Problem guys? Where you guys See a Tough fight, I see a Foe Worthy of Our Powers, Ourselves!!! Let’s Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!
Jade: Ok then…Aside From Joylessness, My Family, Food, and Angsty Novels and Games, Pokemon Battles Bring me Joy…A Little…
AI TR is Issuing a challenge!!!
TR sent out Metal Gear PAT!
Cole Sent out Mighty!!!
Mighty Mega Evolved into Mega Mewtwo Y And Used Psystrike!!! POWPOWPOWPOW!!! It’s Not Very Effective…The Enemy Took a Decent Deal of Damage.
Mighty: What? Shouldn’t that attack Have Dealt Normal Damage?
Bagu: Error! I forgot to Scan the Enemy Team. Commencing Scanning….Scan Complete!
Metal Gear Poke-Series. Individual Danger Quotients: 125%. Grand total Danger Quotient…WARNING!!! Total Enemy Danger Quotient 775%!!! Face foe With Caution!!! Due to Being Machine Duplicates, the Enemy Has a Subtype of Steel along with it’s Primary types.
Mighty: I see…
Metal Gear PAT Used Dragon Pulse!!! PWAASHHHHHH!!! Mighty was Hit!!!
Mighty Unleashed the Power of Aura Sphere!!! SHIIING!!! BLAAAM!!!! It Dealt a Good Deal of Damage!!! Metal Gear PAT is near Defeat!!!
Metal Gear Pat Used Flash Cannon!!! SHIIIING!!! BLAM!!! Mighty Took Damage!!! Mighty Is Getting Close to defeat!!!
Mighty Used Aura Sphere!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAM!!! Metal Gear PAT Was Scrapped!!! The Enemy is about to Switch into Metal Gear GRA (Grace Metal Gear), Cole Decides to Keep Mighty in Play.
Mighty Used Aura Sphere!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! It’s Super Effective!!! Metal Gear GRA was Totally Scrapped!!!
The Enemy is About to Send in Metal Gear JAY (Jade Metal Gear), Cole Swapped out Mighty with Bagu!!!
Bagu Unleashed the Power of Techno Blast!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! Metal Gear JAY Took Damage!!! Metal Gear JAY Used Flamethrower!!! FWOOOOOSHH!!! Bagu Was Incinerated!!!
Cole Sent out Grace!!! Grace Used Ice Burn!!! Grace Used Her Power Herb!!! PASSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!! Metal Gear JAY’s Gears We’re Frozen Cold, the Enemy is about to send in Metal Gear WHI (Whitney Metal Gear!) Cole Let’s Grace Keep Fighting!!!
Grace Used Dragon Pulse!!! BLAAAAAAAAAM!!! Metal Gear WHI Took damage!!!
Metal Gear WHI Shot Out Intense Blue fire!!! Grace took A Good Deal of Damage!!!
Grace Used Dragon Pulse Again!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAM!!! Metal Gear WHI took Damage! It is Getting Close to Defeat!!!
Metal Gear WHI unleashed Fusion Flare!!! BLAAAAAAAAM!!! Grace Was Defeated!!! Cole Sent out Blacia!!!
Metal Gear WHI used Fusion Flare!!! BLAAAAAAM!!! It’s Not very Effective…Blacia took Some Damage!!! Blacia Counters with Fusion BOLT!!! Blacia Shoots High into the sky…And a Gigantic Thunder ball Crashes Down on Metal Gear WHI!!! Metal Gear WHI was Scrapped!!!
The Enemy Is about to Send out Metal Gear BLA (Blacia Metal Gear) Blacia Stands her Ground!
Blacia Used Dragon Claw!!! SCRATCH!!! Metal Gear BLA took a Decent amount of Damage…
Metal Gear BLA Used Dragon Claw!!! SLASH!!! It’s Super Effective!!! Blacia took a Great Deal of Damage!!!
Blacia Used Dragon Claw Again!!! SLASH!!! It Dealt Decent Damage to metal Gear BLA…Metal Gear BLA Punched Blacia with Dragon Claw!!! WHAAAAAAAM!!! It’s Super Effective!!! Blacia is Down for the count!!!
Cole Sent out Jade!!!
Jade Unleashed Dragon Pulse!!! BLAAAAAAAM!!! Metal Gear BLA Short Circuited and Blew Up!!! The Enemy is Down to it’s Last Metal Gear!!! Metal Gear BAG (Bagu Metal Gear)! Cole Let’s Jade Stay in Play!
Metal Gear BAG Used Shift Gear!!! It’s Speed and Attack Rose!!!
Jade Unleashed Flamethrower!!! FWOOOOOOOOOSHH!!! Metal Gear BAG Became a Bug BBQ!!! The Heroes Won!!!
Bagu: Bzzzrrrt…In Need of Revival…
Mighty: Uuugh…I feel Brunt out…But that was a Pretty Cool Battle…
Grace: Uuugh…My…Leg…Can we get it Healed…?
Cole: Ok then, I’m Bustin Out the Revives and Full Restores!!!
A Little Bit of Healing Later…
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Bagu: Activating Annoyance Drive. Initiating Insult Mode.
JD: YOU!!! You Have Defeated the Metal Gear Rays?!?!? Impossible!!! This was Not Factored into the Simulation!!! Our Chances of Victory were 100%!!! You Have Deviated from the Simulation!!! You are Simulation!!!! La Li Lu Le Lo!!! EmeritusShiroganeMacgregorMiyamotoIwataHideki, I need Scissors!!! 61!!!
Mighty: What on Earth is going on? Did we Just Crash the Game?
Jade: No…If we Did then we’d all be Frozen…
JD: INFILTRATE…ARSENAL GEAR…RESCUE…THE GAMES HEROES…THE WONDERFUL 101…
Bagu: Probability of Pandemic Missile Launch Success: 88%. Time to Rescue the Wonderful 101 while time is Neigh!
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Cole: Oh? Professor Shirogane?
Professor Shirogane: What’s goin on there? The Signals from Arsenal gear are goin All over the Place!!! Did Yall Have sumthin ta do with it?
Mighty: Wait…What do you mean by that…?
Professor Shirogane: What I mean By that is that I’m Detectin Some Sortta Virus Spreadin Across the Patriots AI System!
Whitney: Whew!!! I’m Glad the Pandemic Missile worked!!!
Blacia: But Sister! If the Missile Hit, There would be an Explosion!!!
Professor Shirogane: She Ain’t Kiddin! I Haven’t Even Fired the pandemic Missile! It’s Not like we could anyway, This here Anti Missile force thing Breaks apart all Missiles before they can Get into Arsenal Gear!
Blacia: Wait…Then does that Mean…?
Professor Shirogane: Yeeeup, Someone’s Already In Arsenal Gear and Made their Own Virus in this Place!!!
Whitney: If you guys didn’t Give the Patriots a Head Flu, then who did?
Professor Shirogane: How in Tar nation Should I know?!? All I do know is that someone Else is in Arsenal Gear! I don’t know who, But Yall had Better Rescue the Wonderful 101 Before a Vaccine is Created!
CLICK!!!!
Cole: Come to think of it, If there were 25 Metal Gears, And we Only Faced six, then who would be able to Take out Nearly 5 times more then what we did?
Bagu: WIIRRRR!!! The Probability of the Mysterious Person being our ally is 50/50…Proceed with Caution…
Cole: Whatever, The wonderful 101 aren’t just going to get Free on their Own if we Don’t help them out! Team! Unite Up, and Move out!!!
Cole’s Pokemon: OOOOOOKAY!!!
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AL: You know Nickolaus…I was a Shiny Zoroark with 20 IVs in Each stat in my Past Life…Cole…What were you in your Past Life?
Cole: What? Shut up! There’s No such things as Past Lives because there’s No such thing as Re-Incarnation!
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TJ: Nickolaus! Delete this Story Right now!
Cole & Pokemon: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
TJ: The Mission is a Failure! Delete the Story before the CPU Displays its win Message!
Mighty: Why the Heck would we Delete this Story? It was Starting to get good!!!
TJ: Seriously! Delete it!
Cole: Why the Heck would I do that?!? I’ve spent a Lot of Hard work and time into Writing this! And Do you know How much Data Will be Lost if I turn it Off?!?
TJ: Don’t Worry, It’s a Story. It’s a Story Just Like Usual. Don’t you think You should Go outside and Walk around?
Cole: I’m hanging Up you Jerk!
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TJ: Honestly Though, I think you’ve Been Writing this Story for Long enough. Don’t you do anything Else besides Play Video Games, write Stories, Walk, and Read Stupid Stuff on TVtroupes?
Cole: Hey! Hey! HEY!!! If I wanted to be Nagged at for Just Trying to do what I Love, I’d ask Jade to Read this Story!!! Now Either Say something Nice, OR DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!
CLICK!!!
A Little Bit Later…Near a Window…With Wonder Red and the Wonderful 101 Unmasked and Wearing Nothing But Underwear…
Cole: alright! Let’s Keep going, The Wonderful 101 are Sure to be around here somewhere!
Mighty: COLE! STOP!!! Look through that Window!!!
Cole: I’m trying Not to…
Grace: Not Like that Cole! It’s the Wonderful 101!!!
Cole: Oh! So We’ve found them?
Bagu: Chances of them being the Wonderful 101: 101%. Complete First Task and Rescue Wonderful 101!
Cole: Ok then!!! Let’s See here…
Cole Takes a Door into the room where they’re Being Held…
Blacia: Is he…Dead…???
Jade: Nope…He’s Still Warm…Just Unconscious…
Cole: Ok…How are we Supposed to free them then…?
Mighty: Umm…How about Pressing that Button that Says Release shackles on it?
Cole: Hidden In Plain Sight, I hate it when that Happens…
CLICK!!!
Wonder Red: AH!!! Wh-What…What Happened…? (!!!) M-My Wonder Mask!!! Where’s My Wonder Mask?!?!?
Whitney: Good afternoon Sleepy Head!
Wonder Red: WURAAAGH!!! A MONSTER!!!
Whitney: How’d You know I was a Pokemon?
Wonder Red: Oh…It’s Just Cole and his Pokemon…Wait…Did you guys…
Wonder White: It Would Make Sense that they would Have to fight their Way into this Place to Rescue us…
Fox: No way…You Mean Cole Got though this Place without Help…? I gotta give the guy Credit though, It’s Quite a Surprise that Cole would do something only an Anti-Hero would do…
Cole: What is that Supposed to mean?
Wonder Green: I believe zat he Means You had to Pile up some Corpses to rescue us Non?
Mighty: Actually, There was Only One guy we Had to fight, and we Didn’t Kill him, I think he’s Still Conscious, And we Had to fight these Robot Duplicates of us…Except for me Of Course…I guess they Couldn’t Find a Mew In the Wild…
Fox: I take it Back, you guys are Still a Bunch of Kiddie Game Protagonists…
Grace: Oh So you guys Are Actually Ok With me Chewing off the Heads of Humans and Pokemon, Piercing out their intestines with Ice Spears and Burning humans into Ashes, Oh, And While Were at It, why don’t I Lead a Crusade of Pokemon to Destroy Goldenrod city and Kill all of the Humans and Pokemon in it? Does that Sound Edgier enough for ya?
Fox: Sheesh Grace, I said you guys should be Darker and Edgier Heroes, Not Psychopaths!!!
Blacia: Is there a Difference between a Darker and Edgier Hero and a Psychopath?
Wonder Pink: Oh no you don’t! We’re Not turning this into another Filibuster!
Cole: Anyway, now that we’ve Rescued you, We can Fight off the Patrio-
Wonder Red: Hold it, Do you really think we can do much in Our Underwear? I don’t know what Happened, But without Our Wonder masks, We Can’t do much of anything!
Cole: Well, you guys Ought to Come along with us Just in Case we Find the Masks…I bet the guy who’s Here ahead of us Might be the one who has it…
Wonder Yellow: G-Guy? There was another Person Here Before you?
Cole: I suppose so…Let’s go Search for him…
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GW: Secret Mission No. 003: Return of Watala!!!
A Little Bit Later…In A corridor…
Mighty: So how did the Wonderful 101 End up Getting Defeated anyway?
Wonder Red: Hmm…I’ll Tell you…We Were fighting Metal Gear Ray Normally…Then…Just when we were about to Go into the Wonder Mart, The doors Slammed shut on us…And then…We Noticed Some Weird Lights Moving around in a Window Very Irregularly, And Suddenly, We all Fell Asleep….When we Came too…You guys Rescued us…Cole…What do you think Happened to us while We were asleep…?
Cole: You we’re dreaming?
Jade: Or Having a Nightmare…
Bagu: Or sleeping on the job. The Boss does Not Tolerate Lazy Behavior.
Wonder Pink: Do you REALLY think we’d Sleep on the Job? No, It was Sleeping Gas or something. And…Who is that…?
The Heroes Notice a guy wearing a Bandana and Carrying a whole Armory of Weapons…
Mighty: Excuse me but would you-
The Rest of the Heroes Grab Mighty and Pull her Under a Box!
Grace: Shhh!!! (We Don’t know if he’s friend or Foe! For all you know, He could be a Mid-boss!!!)
Cole: (I can Hardly Imagine a Dungeon Having two Mid-bosses…
Mysterious guy:……….Hmm…..
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Cole: (OH NO NOT NOW!!!)
Mysterious guy: HMM?!?
JD: I hear it’s amazing when the Rare Green Hydreigon in the Mystery zone Does a Raw blink on Navel Rock…I need Scissors!!! 61!!!
Suddenly, the guy Tosses the Massive Cardboard Box Aside!!! Revealing the Heroes!!!
All: !
Mighty: Don’t Try it!!! I’m warning you!!!
Mighty Prepares an Aura Sphere!
Mysterious guy: I wouldn’t Do that If I were you…
The Mysterious guy Points a Machine Gun at Mighty’s Nose!!!
Wonder Red: Wait…You…Are you…?
Cole: Umm…Mighty…Please Stop…I’m sure we can Use Diplomacy on this guy, he doesn’t Seem to be Much of a villain…
Mighty:…….Ok…Drop your Weapon, And I’ll Drop mine…Deal?
Mysterious Man: You go First.
Mighty: Do you think I’m Some Kind of Fool? I bet if I Stop my Aura sphere you’ll Blast One right through my Nose!
Mysterious Man: Wait…Did you just Say…Aura Sphere…?
Mighty: Uh huh…Ok…Dropping it…
Mighty Stops the Attack…And The Mysterious Man Puts his gun Away.
Wonder Red: Hmm…Have I seen you From somewhere…?
Cole: I believe I’ve Played as Him Occasionally in super smash Bros. Brawl…
Mysterious Man: Hmm…Anyone who Can Use Aura Sphere Must Know who Lucario is…
Mighty: Oh…So…You know the Lucario From Smash Bros…?
Mysterious Man: Yep, I Was In Brawl with him…I suppose I should Introduce myself…My name is Snake…Solid Snake.
Bagu: IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Odds of a Playstation Game character Having a Residence in a Nintendo Console are 11.56% give or Take a Few Decimals…
Snake: Well, you’d Best start Believing in it…
Wonder Red: Solid Snake, I am Wonder Red, Special Hero Agent of the Centinels Secret Service codename WONDEEER RED!!!
Cole: Hey! Mr. Solid Snake! Are you the guy who Managed to wreck those 25 Metal Gears?
Solid Snake: I did…Why’d you ask?
Mighty: Well, We Just Managed to Take down Duplicates of Us in a Battle, It was Pretty Epic, And that was only six…So…What Exactly are you doing here?
Solid Snake: I’m Here to put an End to the Patriot’s Plans…They’ve Been Running a Cross Console Wide Takeover, and they didn’t Expect me to show up here of all Places.
Whitney: So, Will you Help us out? Our Mission is to stop the Greater Galactic coalition, and the Patriots, We could Really Use the Help of an M Rated Game Hero such as yourself.
Solid Snake: Let Me get one thing Clear: I don’t Baby sit Kids and their Pets…But…If you guys are Heroes Like me, I suppose I can Make an Exception this time…
Wonder Blue: That’s great and all Dude, But WHERE’S OUR MASKS?!?!?
Solid Snake: Masks…? What are you guys? Color Coded Super Heroes?
Wonder Green: Oui.
Solid snake: Well…I Did find these Masks Lying around in a Box, I suppose they’re yours aren’t they…?
Wonder Red Takes the Wonder masks Back and Does the Wonder Eyes Sequence of transformation!!!
Snake: WHAT THE?!?!? How’d you do that so Fast?
Mario: Ah the Wonders of technology, It’s Pretty Cool isn’t it?
Mighty: So…Now that we’re all Set…Which way is it to the Patriots?
Solid Snake: Right at the End of that Corridor…I’ve gotta Warn you though: these guys are No push overs as Bosses, If you Lose Here, there are No continues, so Be sure to Save before we face them…
Cole: We’re all Set!
Solid Snake: I’m Saving the Game anyway…
Saving…Do Not Press reset or the Power button…
SAVE COMPLETE!!!
Snake: By the way, If you guys run out of ammo, you can take some of Mine.
Wonder Red: And what do we do if you run out of ammo?
Snake: Oh I wouldn’t worry about that…
Snake Points to his headband…
Snake: Infinite ammo.
Wonder Red: Alright then!!! Wonderful 101!!! This is it!!! Climatic Boss showdown!!! Are we all Ready?
Everyone: READY!!!
Wonder Red: Very Well then! Team! Move out!!!
Everyone: ROGER!!!
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A little bit Later…In a Dark Room…
Cole: Huh…? Where’s the Boss? You’d think the P-Oh Wait…they Just Manipulate Everything from behind the Scenes, So it would Make Sense that they Wouldn’t Face us in Person…
JD: So…You’ve Finally Made it here…
GW: The Mice Have Made it To the cheese…
TR: It’s Impressive that you’ve Managed to fight your way to us…
TJ: But it’s too Late to Do anything…
AL: You’ve always Been Under Our control this Whole time Wonderful 101…
JD: Even Now you’ve Played right into our Hands…
Suddenly, A Huuuuge Anti-Wonderful Energy Barrier Engulfs the Area!!!!
Wonder Red: No!!! Now We Cant Help out At all!!!
GW: How Unfortunate…The Wonderful 101, Game Central Station’s Most Beloved Heroes Fall into a fight they Cannot win…
TR: Then there’s You…
TJ: The Runt with Magical Creatures…
AL: And the Rough Agent of Ours, Solid Snake…
JD: It baffles us on how you two managed to escape Our clutches…
GW: A Mere Mii with No Significance In an Ocean of Humans From across the Planet…
TR: And the only Snake To Reject the Big Bosses Plans…
TJ: You lot think that We’ll Go down Easily…
AL: That We’ll Fall Just Like Every One of your Cheesey E & Teen Rated Video Game Villains…
JD: Truth be told Really…this is Not the First Time your Kind have Managed to Evade out Plans…
GW: The truth is…Many Humans Across this so Called “Miiverse” Refuse to Submit to our Rule…
TR: Yet…For once…It was Not a Rebellious Leader who evades our Clutches…
TJ: But a Mere Nobody, in a Sea of Junk Data…
AL: KYRUEM! RESHIRAM!!! ZEKROM!!! You all have exerted your Freedom Far Too much, Before we finish you Off and this Miserable Station of Crying Baby Cockroaches…Tell us one thing…
JD: Why do you and those like you seek the Truth? Why do you believe that you’re Ideals Matter in a World full of Darkness and Hatred? Why Seek out the truth that Gives People Nothing but Fear? Why not Live in Blissful Ignorance?
Cole: Because I Hate Liars.
Whitney: So as Long as People Remain Ignorant of the truth, We Must fight!
Blacia: So as Long as People Hold Ideals to change the world I shall Not Fall!!!
Grace: It’s much better to know a Harsh Truth than an Innocent Lie, Because if People Live out their Lives without thinking for themselves, then is America really the Land of Liberty and Freedom if we don’t use our Brains…?
JD: We See…So…That is your Logic…You wish for a World where Evils Run Rampant?
GW: A World with Criminals who Run Rampant?
TR: A World where Law and Order do Not exist?
TJ: Well…Allow us to tell you Some things…
AL: Ignorance is a Good thing To hide by when the Hideous form of truth rears its Head…
GW: And For those who Hold Ideals? In 1938, A Group Of Individuals Nearly Brought this Nation to its Knees because of their Ideals…
JD: Now…This System has exerted its Freedom far too much…Hidden Areas discovered…Secret Achievements Unlocked…Characters Never Meant to be Known discovered…There is but One Reasonable Solution to Solve the Problem of this Multiversity of Junk Data…THE DESTRUCTION OF GAME! CENTRAL!!! STATION!!!
Suddenly, Something Tears Off the Darkness of the Room!!! And it turns Out to be a gigantic Metal Gear Ray, Except this One is colored Red, Black & Blue…
Bagu: Commencing enemy Scan…Enemy scan Complete!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray X. Uses modified Version of Wonderful Energy Field Known as an Absolute Terror Field, Impervious to everything but energy Fields, Such as those Of Psychic type Pokemon. Danger Quotient: DANGER!!! DANGER!!! Danger quotient Tier List: S Rank! The Same As Hades’s Rank!!! Run!!! Run away At once!!! Do Not Engage!!! Danger quotient: 989%!!! DO NOT ENGAGE!!! REPEAT!!! DO NOT ENGAGE!!!
Cole: What choice do we Have…?
Mighty: AAAAAAAAAH!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
PSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!
Mighty: Oh Great, I just wet Myself…
Wonder Red: Wait…G-Guys…Look!!!
Suddenly Just As Mega Metal Gear Ray is About to Slash the Wonderful 101 in two with it’s Absolute Terror Sword, A Gigantic fighting Robot comes out of nowhere and PUNCHES the Sword into Pieces!!! Its…
Luka: PLATINUM ROBO!!!
Snake: WOAH!!! You know that thing?!?!?
Luka: Yeah! It’s My mom!
Snake: Wait…A gigantic Robot is your…Mother…?
Luka: Well…Not Exactly…Right now We Have to get Ready to help her Beat up these Patriot Jerks!!!
Suddenly, A Rainbow tractor Beam Teleports the Wonderful 101 into Platinum Robo’s Cockpit!!!
Cole: WOAH!!! This Lady is HUUUGE!!!
Mighty: Woah! Her Stats are Equal To Arceus’s, and Her Ability is Huge Power?!?!? MAN!!! She’s about to Lay a Smack Down on this guy!!!
Wonder Red: Can you Hear Us Luka?
Luka: You bet I can!
Wonder Red: We Have to win this Battle, If we Don’t, Then Just Like snake said, there ARE No continues…So we’ve Only Got one shot at this…Are you Scared…?
Luka: Well…Yes…
Cole: I am too!
Snake: Listen Kid, Even if your Scared, there’s Millions of Innocent People who are counting on you to save them, I Know you can Do it…Even though I’ve Never Met you…Now…Are you a Man? Or are you a Mouse?
Luka: I...I’m A man…
Wonder Red: Alright then!!! PLATINUM ROBO!!! MOVE OUT!!!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
The Climax Battle Begins!!!
It’s a Punch Out Style Battle!!!
Mega Metal gear Ray’s Right Eye Blinks…And Punches with hos Right hand, but Platinum Robo Dodges it and Tries to Lay a Smack down on it…But she Only Gets in three Punches before it Blocks her attacks!!!
Little Mac: Oh Man…this is Like title defense Matches in My Home Game, Except the Only saving grace is when you Hit People In My Game, they got Stunned!!! This guy isn’t Getting Stunned!!! I’m Scared!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Creates a MASSIVE Unite Drill and Begins to Wind up the Punch!!! It Releases the Punch!!! Only for Platinum Robo to Roll out of the Way, Making it Spin Around Stunned!!! Platinum Robo Begins to Hit it in its Face!!!
POW!!! WHAM!!! POW!!! THWACK!!! WHAM!!! BLAM!!! POW!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray coughs up a Star Punch Star and Has it’s Mouth Get jittery, Right before it fires a Unite goggles Laser from it’s Mouth, which Was dodged and Countered by Platinum Robo!!!
POW!!! WHAM!!! THWACK!!! KLANG!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Blocks the attack, Jumps into the Distance, and Says Something!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray: UNIIIITE WHIP!!!
Suddenly, It dives into the Castelia city Bay…And as Bubbles Telegraph it’s Attack, A Unite whip tries to Grab Platinum Robo! Several times, But it Misses each Time!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Jumps Back into the Battle, and Charges up a Second Unite Drill Attack!!! Only this time, Platinum Robo doesn’t dodge it, and Take CRAZY High damage!!! And Is Knocked down!!!
1…2…3…4…5…
Platinum Robo Gets up Just as Mega Metal Gear Ray is in the Middle of charging up its full Power Unite Gun!!!
Platinum Robo Then Begins to Punch the Metal Gear enough so that it Falls down in a goofy Style!!!
P-Star: 1…2…3…4…5…6…
Sadly, Mega Metal Gear Ray Get’s Up Right before the 7, But in the Meantime, Platinum Robo charged up enough Energy to fire a Platinum Robo Super Laser attack, though Experience has taught her that using that attack when the Foe is Not Stunned only Leads to Screams of Rage…
Mega Metal Gear Ray Jumps into the Background and Starts throwing Normal Metal gears at Platinum Robo, which she Punches them Into Scrap Metal, But then a Unite Bomb is tossed into the Mix, Platinum Robo Dodges it, and Mega Metal Gear Ray Jumps Back into the Fray, this time it jumps into the air, and begins to throw a Pattern of Left Unite Hand and Right unite Hand for a Bit Before Trying to use it On Platinum Robo, who Dodges all of them, Hits Mega Metal Gear Ray into a Stun…And then…
Wonder Red: FINAL ULTIMATE LEGENDARY BIG BANG LITTLE BANG BEAUTIFUL GALAXY WONDERFUL FINAL JUSTICE ARROW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
A Rainbow Beam BLASTS MASSIVE chunks of Mega Metal Gear Ray’s HP away, Enough for it To go for a Knock down One more time!!!
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…
Sadly Mega Metal Gear Ray gets Up Right before it Reaches 10 for a Knock out…
Mega Metal Gear Ray Prepares it’s Most Devastating Attack Ever!!! The Unpredictable Delayed Black Hole, White Hole, Absolute Terror Inducing Impossible to avoid Unpredictable Unite Boomerang attack!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Signals the First Two Ways it will dash, Horizontal. Horizontal, and then Platinum Robo gets hit for CRAZY High Damage Twice By the Unite Boomerang while she was Learning the Attack Pattern! And there were FIVE MORE ATTACKS WAITING!!! Platinum Robo Kisses the Canvas…
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…9.9…
Platinum Robo Get’s Back up Right before it is Finished, Hit’s the Mega Metal Gear Ray, And Smacks his HP down to 10%!!! Unfortunately, He gets out of the Stun…
Cole: AAAAAAAAAH!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! IT’S ALL OVER!!! THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN WIN AT THIS POINT!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Wonder Red: C-Calm down, W-We don’t need to panic Yet…WHO AM I KIDDING?!?!? WE’RE DOOMED!!! But if we’re going out, we’re going out with a fight!!! Wonderful 101! Prepare for the end, and Deal as Much Damage to Mega Metal Gear Ray as you can!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Tries to kick Platinum Robo down with a Low Sweep Attack, But Jumps over it and Puts the enemy into One Last stun!!!
THWACK!!! WHAM!!! POW!!! BLAM!!! KATHWACK!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray’s Last Ounce of HP is gone!!! It’s Time to Turn the Tables!!!
Mega Metal Gear Ray Begins to charge up a Ultimate Unite Drill Attack!!!
Wonder Red: Why don’t you Try out some of our SUPER STAR UPPERCUT!!!
Just as Mega Metal Gear Ray Attack, Platinum Robo Gives it a MASSIVE Uppercut!!! The Star Uppercut was So Powerful, It Opened the cockpit of the Evil Machine!!!
Wonder Red: Alright team!!! Let’s Take the Fight to the Patriots!!!
Wonder Blue: WHEW!!! I’m Glad We Don’t have to be stuck with that Downright puny HP Gauge, Now we can Fight with our OWN strength!!!
Mighty: Something Mystifies me; why couldn’t you guys Use an Item Like those Wonderful soups to go to heal up?
Wonder Red: Because we Cant, Items in Our Home Game are Near Useless Since we Cant use them 85% of the time…
Mighty: Man…Our HP Gauge Matched the Color of the Bosses, So you think that it would Give us As Many HP as the Boss has Right? FUDGE NO!!! it’s the Same Puny Tiny Easily Depleted HP Gauge that These Stupid Cut scenes Normally have, Only Given a Different Color, Oh But the Boss, He gets the Same color, But for him it Actually DOES Mean he Has A Massive amount of HP, The Computer is a Cheating Basket Taken Up to Eleven!!!
A Little Bit Later…In a Strange Room with 5 Jergingha Wannabe Brains…
Wonder Pink: What the Heck?!?!? You guys look Just Like Jergingha!!!
JD: ERROR!!! EXTREME ERROR!!! Platinum Robo Was not Factored into the simulation!
GW: None of this Was Factored into the Simulation!!!
TR: The Greater Galactic Coalition did not inform us about the Presence of a Machine Who’s Power Exceeds ours!!! ERROR-404!!! FILE NOT FOUND!!!
Little Mac: Wait…What do you mean by the Greater Galactic Coalition?
TJ: We were Created in our Home System by the Greater Galactic Coalition with joint Efforts of the Big Boss! The Greater Galactic Coalition Told us Everything about the Wonderful 101, the Passwords, The Members, And the Armaments!!!
AL: Yet we were In Control all up till this Point!!! We Cannot Process how One Hundred and One Predictable Pawns could Rebel against a king!!!
JD: You Cannot Terminate Us!!! So as long as the United States exist, SO SHALL WE!!! If we are To be Terminated, Then we shall Take your Precious Planetary shields down with us!!!
Fox: Wait, you mean you guys Could Have allowed the Greater Galactic Coalition to Invade us at any Time?!?
JD: Our Knowledge of the Wonderful 101 is Only Propitiate to the Knowledge of their Future Selves: The Greater Galactic Coalition!!! You May Have Won this Battle, But you Have LOST THE WAR!!! Our Wonderful Creators: Enjoy your Feat of this Multiverse!!! ENGAGING MEGA METAL GEAR RAY SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCAL!!!
Suddenly, a timer with Only 30 seconds Appears!!!
Wonder Red: We’ve got to Defeat them before the timer Hits zero!!! TEAM!!! UNIIITE BIG!!!
It’s time For the Wonderful Finisher!!!
POW!!! THWACK!!! WHAM!!! KA-BOOM!!! AL Unit Was Defeated!!!
25..24…23…22…
POW!!! WHAM!!! BLAM!!! BOOM!!! TJ unit Was Defeated!!!!
21…20…19…18…
POW!! THWACK!!! WHAM!!! BLAAAAAAAAAM!!! TR Unit was Defeated!!!
17…16…15…14…12…
POW!!! BLAM!! WHAM!!! KA-BOOOOOOOOM!!! GW Unit Was Defeated!!!
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the timer Goes Crazy in Order to Confuse the Wonderful 101!!!
WHAM!!! BLAM!!! POW!!! WHAM!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
The Last of the Patriots: JD was Defeated!!!
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Platinum Robo Grabs the Wonderful 101 in her Hands, and Flies Punches the Mega Metal Gear Ray into Arsenal Gear!
2854043270983285…0!!! Good Bye!!!
KA-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! The threat of Arsenal Gear and The Patriots are Stopped Dead in their Tracks…
Cole: Uuugh…I’m Glad that’s Over…Y-You don’t think those guys were Serious about the Planetary Shield Going down do you…?
RRRrrr…RRRrrr…
Professor Shirogane: OH SNAP!!! What Just Happened?!?!? While you Were Fightin them Patriot Fellers, Someone Hacked into Our System!!!
Slowly…The Blue Skies turn into a Bunch of Red Stars in space…
Cole: Oh Great…All that Hard Work we Went though to save the Earth was for nothing…Now what do we Do?
Wonder Green: Just do what we did the Last time! See who Can Take down the Most Jerks!
Cole: Wait, so you guys aren’t Going to give up…?
Fox: Of Course…I’m A Little Surprised at you Cole, aren’t you the guy who’s Motto is Never Give up and try again?
Cole: Umm…W-Well, Yes, I suppose if there’s Still some fight Left, We’ll Keep fighting too!
Commander Nelson: Wonderful 101, It seems as though the Events of history are Repeating themselves…Report to the Virgin Victory so we Can Prepare our Next Plan…It will Take a Whole Planets worth of People to do this One…
Wonder Red: I wonder what that Means…?
The Heroes are Beamed up back into the Virgin Victory…To Hear what the Plan to deal with the Greater Galactic coalition will be…
OPERATION CLEAR!!!
The Wonderful 101 Copyright Platinum Games.
Other characters Copyright Their Respective Owners.
Who in their right mind would read this retarded garbage.
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Aug 19, 2014 01:30
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