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SybilVimes posted:e: in fact, I'll put my wager on it causing people to freak out about "why has facebook tagged mah post as satire?"
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Aww, it's her first trace!
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 21:02 |
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Pretty good for an otherwise inanimate body pillow, really.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 21:04 |
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^ahahahhahahPalisader posted:Aww, it's her first trace! Reeks of poo poo artist, particularly the aversion to drawing the hands. And no, I was not surprised that the guy looks like a sack I potatoes grew hair. Am surprised he isn't wearing a shirt that says "I'm an atheist-DEBATE ME". Though he definitely reminds me of this idiot a friend of mine used to hang out with. Tall greasy nerd who wears his trench coat every where. He makes garbage art but dropped out of the art program after the first year because he "learned all the could teach him", which was apparently nothing. 54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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drat Bananas posted:
That reminds me of this thread on the misandry.com forum It's like a loving parody. He is literally a fat neckbeard. First of all, is women engaging in BDSM scenes and then accusing their partners of abuse for shits 'n' giggles really a thing that happens? Second, what kind of bondage are these bitches into that leaves PERMANENT SCARS on their bodies?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 21:54 |
Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:I'm not sure if this is a great day or a sad day for idiots on social media, but it is certainly a sad day for this thread. So many people don't even know what satire means so they'll have to change it to [NOT REAL]
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:17 |
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Clochette posted:That reminds me of this thread on the misandry.com forum I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen, and if it does it's so rare that it's an insignificant statistic. Assuming it's a healthy BDSM relationship, there's a lot of trust and respect going on, and the kind of person that would turn on their partner in that way wouldn't be in that kind of relationship to begin with. As for permanent scars, it is a thing that's real, but it's a very small demographic. One which a greasy neckbeard virgin like himself would never join. I feel that he's learned all he knows about BDSM from porn and/or 50 shades. Lblitzer posted:So many people don't even know what satire means so they'll have to change it to [NOT REAL] [THIS WAS LITERALLY MADE UP FOR COMEDIC VALUE, PLEASE DON'T SHARE IT THINKING IT'S REAL, EVEN IF YOUR DEFENCE IS "BUT WHAT IF IT WAS TRUE"] Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:[PANDERING LIKEBAIT FROM COUNTRY STATION] [THIS ISN'T TRUE IT WAS BUSTED, LIKE, 4 SEASONS AGO ON MYTHBUSTERS]
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:32 |
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Cuniculous posted:I went on a date with this guy a few years ago. He used a very old photo of himself on the site we met on, and he restrained his crazy while we talked before. The date was horrible. He was missing teeth, was much more overweight than I expected, and he had a neckbeard. He spent the whole date talking about how ignorant republicans and Christians were, and how much he liked Dr Who. I have a friend like this too, actually a few friends. On one hand, these people are a bit more tolerable than the stereotypical "Republican Uncle" of Facebook, because on the surface they might agree with me on political and social issues, and we might share some interests. But on the other hand, it is also worse because these people seem to be using critical thinking and cultural literacy...but are actually doing the exact opposite. In a way it is more infuriating to observe the ignorance, because it is closer to my own beliefs.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 22:57 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:I'm not sure if this is a great day or a sad day for idiots on social media, but it is certainly a sad day for this thread. I was irrationally angry at how dumb people are that we need something like this but then I remembered that a while back a news article about facebook briefly became the #1 search result for "facebook" and its comments section was absolutely flooded with people's login information and angry rants about how they "hate the new design" and "can't log in." People are loving idiots.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 23:34 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I was irrationally angry at how dumb people are that we need something like this but then I remembered that a while back a news article about facebook briefly became the #1 search result for "facebook" and its comments section was absolutely flooded with people's login information and angry rants about how they "hate the new design" and "can't log in." People are loving idiots. I went back to find that page because it's hilarious but apparently readwriteweb became readwrite.com at some point and the change nuked the comments section on that article. Oh well.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 00:05 |
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At least The Onion's response to the whole thing was pretty great.quote:DOYLESTOWN, PA—Describing him as frequently frustrated and overwhelmed, sources confirmed Monday that local Facebook user Michael Huffman is incredibly stupid. “I need stuff easy,” said the absolute dipshit, adding that he finds many things confusing, and that those things must be changed so that they make sense to him. “I like looking at things on Facebook, but I don’t understand a lot. Help, please.” At press time, someone had reportedly fixed everything for the goddamn imbecile.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 00:23 |
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The best part of that article is you can tell it's someone from their office - must have been written on the fly.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 01:47 |
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Sanguinary Novel posted:The best part of that article is you can tell it's someone from their office - must have been written on the fly. It's not anyone from their office, it's in response to this. http://antiviral.gawker.com/facebook-knows-youre-dumb-adds-satire-tag-to-onion-a-1623311700
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 02:38 |
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On the subject of sex and consent: one of the most hosed up news stories I've read all year: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/18/iowa-gop-rep-arrested-for-having-sex-with-incapacitated-wife-after-judge-told-him-not-to/ quote:A Republican state representative in Iowa was arrested last week on a third-degree sexual abuse charge for having sex with his wife after a court told him that she lacked the mental capacity to consent, the Iowa City Press-Citizen reports.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:13 |
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From http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/18/iowa-gop-rep-arrested-for-having-sex-with-incapacitated-wife-after-judge-told-him-not-to/
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:31 |
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An "idiots on social media" thread double dip with racism and poor image quality.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:39 |
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via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGaxBPk2jI even in jest.. dont...why..........d...fd.f.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:47 |
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Double Plus Good posted:
Sorry to kinda necro this, but seriously gently caress these people. Taking in dogs as family members is one of the greatest things in life. My "Aunt" (not really, but have called her that my entire life) shouldn't get dogs, she treats them lower than a kid treats a fish from the fair, and was downright abusive to her one dog, a rambunctious puppy who she kept crated all the time in a crate that was too small. We straight up dog napped him and he is the sweetest, dumbest dog I have ever met, but is still a ball of energy. After "rescuing" him, I get why people do rescue. It is super fulfilling. And people who foster are hard core. I would keep all the dogs. And what is with abused dogs nearly always being dumb little shits? I still think they should have to do work with the humane society to turn over their pets. If possible, do whatever you can to talk them out of getting another pet. People like this typically end up being serial pet betrayers.
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nucleicmaxid posted:It's not anyone from their office, it's in response to this. I think he means the picture on the actual page itself. There's what looks like Onion stuff posted on the wall.
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Blind Pineapple posted:An "idiots on social media" thread double dip with racism and poor image quality. I got one! I ended up arguing with this guy on twitter a couple days ago over a comment he made to the mayor. A few days pass and he decided to bust out some more BS about how 'sodomites' are ruining Alberta. So I made a donation to the local pride centre in his name. His response: and the full link. His blogspot is certainly something. http://3edgesword.blogspot.ca/2009/04/sodomites-dont-get-no-rights-in-my.html
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:45 |
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"I photograph them and collect a private database showing me images of every uranist in Alberta." What is it with bigots and their obsessive documentation anyway?
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:59 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:"I photograph them and collect a private database showing me images of every uranist in Alberta."
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:09 |
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Lblitzer posted:So many people don't even know what satire means so they'll have to change it to [NOT REAL]
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:23 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:everybody read this article about how vaccines came from UFOs right now! and don't you dare say it's fake, facebook hasn't tagged it as [NOT REAL], so there! makes u think..... [MAKES U THINK]
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HonorableTB posted:From http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/18/iowa-gop-rep-arrested-for-having-sex-with-incapacitated-wife-after-judge-told-him-not-to/
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsFJFfegkj4 Hahahahaha
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:46 |
The "Name a ____ without the letter _ in it" memes have hit a new low.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:56 |
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:The "Name a ____ without the letter _ in it" memes have hit a new low. "Dicknuts" doesn't have an "A" in it.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:53 |
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How exactly do you find physical archaeological evidence of friendship? How do we know that there were even same-sex friendships? Where are the artifacts or pictographs that show us this? Were there same-sex-only friendship arrowheads, beads, or pottery 10,000 years ago?
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:01 |
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:The "Name a ____ without the letter _ in it" memes have hit a new low.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:33 |
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Question Mark Mound posted:In the last few months it seems like radio stations (usually not from the country of the person sharing it) have taken over lovely memes on Facebook. When and why did this happen? What else are radio stations gonna do? It's not like people listen to them anymore. Might as well jump on the social media maymay bandwagon.
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Question Mark Mound posted:In the last few months it seems like radio stations (usually not from the country of the person sharing it) have taken over lovely memes on Facebook. When and why did this happen? They're desperate to do what it takes to stay relevant since no one needs to listen to them anymore. They're a dying media, like video rentals and newspapers. So they farm Facebook for likes and comments. ^^^Yeah that.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:41 |
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Radio DJ's are dinosaurs whose egos prevent them from adopting any sort of change. A DJ at my station has worked Top 40 for over fifteen years and has been using the same version of Adobe Audition for loving ever, and to this day, when he messes up or something goes wrong in the file he's editing, rather than simply undo the last change he restarts the program. He won't listen to the engineer or anybody else who suggests a better way of using the program--his way is the best way. He's been doing this for fifteen years, remember? So when the boss or owner or whatever won't shut the gently caress up about "getting online" and "doing social medias" for your station, what else do you do but grumble while you browse your own Facebook page for stuff you agree with in convenient graphical format, put it up on the station's page, and get on with your day? Radio, sad to say, is a dying format, and the most important players--the ones who could turn it around--refuse to even acknowledge there's a problem.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:48 |
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But yet they can still generate a quarter million likes and shares by posting that garbage.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 09:53 |
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kannonfodder posted:But yet they can still generate a quarter million likes and shares by posting that garbage. That says more about regular Facebook users than radio stations, really.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Radio, sad to say, is a dying format, and the most important players--the ones who could turn it around--refuse to even acknowledge there's a problem. Probably because it's not becoming obsolete as a base concept. Rental stores and newspapers, their obsolescence is fairly easy to understand: It's trivial to get the same things faster and easier online. Radio doesn't have that exact problem, since their position isn't something that the internet can easily beat it at; most people won't go to Pandora or Spotify during their daily commute. Add to that the fact royalty laws are stacked in radio's favor, radio doesn't have to worry about modernizing too hard. What is hurting radio, I think, is just a straight-up failure to advance. They're not being drastically outdone, they're just boring people away and to their personal music collections. They can advance and save themselves, but since they don't really have any new competition, they just don't. Cleretic has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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One weird thing I've noticed is how even though most of stuff shared by my friends is from radio stations, none of it is from anywhere local. Despite living in Canada it's only stations from the USA or Lebanon.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Radio DJ's are dinosaurs whose egos prevent them from adopting any sort of change. A DJ at my station has worked Top 40 for over fifteen years and has been using the same version of Adobe Audition for loving ever, and to this day, when he messes up or something goes wrong in the file he's editing, rather than simply undo the last change he restarts the program. He won't listen to the engineer or anybody else who suggests a better way of using the program--his way is the best way. He's been doing this for fifteen years, remember? gently caress I know dudes like this in several fields
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# ? May 23, 2024 09:13 |
People are having fun and raising money for charity. Stop being a curmudgeon. Same dude from "state police:0 Me:1" for those who are curious.
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