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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


LOL clint oval office

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magic pantaloons
Jan 9, 2012

Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Jesus christ that took me way too long

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Is it the fact that his nipples seem to be in the wrong place ? Because if not, I have no idea.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Come on, sometimes a duck is just a duck.

I agree, it's amazing how some people can't help but see sex in even the most innocuous of sentences.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


:foxnews:

Gotta love em discussing race in america with a table of nothing but white people.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



:foxnews:

Gotta love em discussing race in america with a table of nothing but white people.

I totally thought the guy on the right was wearing short shorts until I read your comment.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



:foxnews:

Gotta love em discussing race in america with a table of nothing but white people.
"I don't see any race problems in America"
"Me neither"
"Except all those niggers"
"Right"
"Next up, we'll discuss poverty, which I am pretty sure isn't a problem either"

RadioDog
May 31, 2005

Istari posted:

Is it the fact that his nipples seem to be in the wrong place ? Because if not, I have no idea.

Guess he'll always have the stretch marks too.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010


[modedit: use timg for huge images in future please]

Somebody has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Aug 21, 2014

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Lol! Fedora!

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Astrobastard posted:

Jesus christ that took me way too long

To cum to?

nocal
Mar 7, 2007

Apparition posted:

To cum to?

What a stupid post.

You never end a sentence with a preposition.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

nocal posted:

What a stupid post.

You never end a sentence with a preposition.

That's stupid. Where'd you hear that from?

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

nocal posted:

What a stupid post.

You never end a sentence with a preposition.

So you're saying a preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with?

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

Affe mk2 posted:

That's stupid. Where'd you hear that from?

I wish he would cheer up.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

nocal
Mar 7, 2007
Maybe instead of "To come to?", he could edit his post to something gramatically correct, such as, "Whence whom to coming?" Note the infinitive pluperfect; a superior sentence structure with only 33% more words.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Bokmål is a pretty laughable language, this is true.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

nocal posted:

What a stupid post.

You never end a sentence with a preposition.

That guy who's trailer off in they were whacking?

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

Ladies got a history with the Fedora.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9dora_(play)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:

That guy who's trailer off in they were whacking?

Ok, seriously, this is the kind of thing up with which we need not put.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Phy posted:

Ok, seriously, this is the kind of thing up with which we need not put.

Please, just shut the up gently caress.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.


Derail lead to anger
Anger lead to stress
Stress lead to doobies
Doobies lead to twinkies

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

CobiWann posted:

Please, just shut the up gently caress.

Shut up the gently caress. :eng101:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Apparition posted:

Lol! Fedora!

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy


The "nice guy" of slogans.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Morpheus posted:

Shut up the gently caress. :eng101:

The gently caress can never up be shut. :colbert:

edit: Holy poo poo, the new newbie avatar. It knew.

And More has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Aug 19, 2014

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

wtf, the baby is gone? I am disappoint.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
There is also a new probation cat. Until you said something I just thought someone got pissed off and bought a bunch of avatars for people.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RFC2324 posted:

wtf, the baby is gone? I am disappoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0&t=16s

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I wish I had the papers but a couple months ago my very small town news was dominated by how someone had driven their car into the phone booth. It was the topic of conversation everywhere and had banner headlines in the paper.

What I'm saying is small town news is weird.

(And looking for an article, I found that the New York Times ran a story about it. What is wrong with you NYT? I can get our eight page local interest paper covering it, but you?)

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


The news is that there's still phone booths to hit.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


That's how I felt when I was working in retail.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Random Stranger posted:

I wish I had the papers but a couple months ago my very small town news was dominated by how someone had driven their car into the phone booth. It was the topic of conversation everywhere and had banner headlines in the paper.

What I'm saying is small town news is weird.

(And looking for an article, I found that the New York Times ran a story about it. What is wrong with you NYT? I can get our eight page local interest paper covering it, but you?)

Wait, is this the phone booth that was part of the whole "Pronunciation Book" thingie? Whoops, I misremembered; it was OTP22, not "Pronunciation Book" and it was longer ago than I thought.

If yours is the Arkansas one, that NYT article is weird as hell.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 01:19 on Aug 20, 2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

And More posted:

The gently caress can never up be shut. :colbert:







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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
That goddamn loving show that has planes with faces, ugh, Christ. What is wrong with British children's television. All the weirdest shows I've had to tolerate for my younger brother, then my nephews and niece has exposed me to that weird poo poo.

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