|
Fathis Munk posted:Yes that is exactly his hack. He just invites people to bars to have a couple friendly drinks. I'm not sure why no one else ever thought of that Don't forget that puppet master bullshit in randomly changing venue and the inflated sense of importance. No idea why they might have had a failed marriage.
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 19:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 05:14 |
|
|
Sad lions posted:Don't forget that puppet master bullshit in randomly changing venue and the inflated sense of importance. The inflated sense of importance, yes, but changing venues is sometimes just "Let's not go to the same place every week"
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 20:25
|
|
|
Memento posted:I think that was a gamecube, and it ended up costing him one of his fingats. Can the crowd get a link to this?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 20:57
|
|
|
Morpheus posted:The inflated sense of importance, yes, but changing venues is sometimes just "Let's not go to the same place every week" Huh, somehow I managed to read that as "set up a meeting place then change it to keep things interesting". I am on the ball about that lady piss pants guide being really loving mental though, right?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 20:58
|
|
|
Totally, everyone know the fetish fad is diapers. Hell, call it a new life hack - no more long lines at the club bathrooms, just
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 21:07
|
|
|
Ladies and Germs, Strap yourselves in because the fun train is chugging along this Friday evening...or is it? It is! What a better way to round out the quarter than with a buck-and-a-quarter Coronas at Chili's!!! Those Coronas should help combat the heat as we transition into the much-awaited spring--but watch where you step, gang, because where there's spring, there's bloomING ONIONS HALF OFF! What: Funtown Drinkie Station Where: Chili's On 2nd When: 5:30PM-??? Who: Too many babes, need more bros so I can put them before hoes (jk jk)
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 21:07
|
|
|
Rad Tad posted:Ladies and Germs, You missed an opportunity to work your av in there, Rad.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 21:19
|
|
|
Sad lions posted:Huh, somehow I managed to read that as "set up a meeting place then change it to keep things interesting". No Sad lions. Everyone here is into it except you. You're the weird one and we think you should leave.  The F Plus (terrible things read with enthusiasm) did a Wikihow episode which mentioned it, to similar bafflement and the conclusion that this must be someone's  fetish page.Link to F Plus Doubtful Guest has a new favorite as of 21:29 on Aug 19, 2014 |
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 21:27
|
|
|
Rick_Hunter posted:You missed an opportunity to work your av in there, Rad. More importantly I hosed up and didn't look for a blooming onion av.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 21:30
|
|
|
TVarmy posted:Never mind! Wikihow had my back and now I can perform a courtesy pee. It's NSFW if your boss is a weirdo who hates tasteful sketches of women urinating through their panties. The best lifehack of the thread is in the Warnings section: "Courtesy peeing can be addictive. If you don't want to find yourself addicted to peeing through your underwear, DON'T START."
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2014 23:07
|
|
|
pandaK posted:Can the crowd get a link to this? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3417598 It might be a bad idea to read that thread at work. #lifehack
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2014 11:57
|
|
|
quote:http://www.instructables.com/id/LifeHacks-1/ So you can support things vertically with thumb tacks, huh? The guide is full of awkward and near-broken English mixed with twee nerd speak. Hmm, maybe I was looking at the Instructable's B-team guides. Let's try a more popular guide for better household hints! http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Mayo-Clinic-9-unusual-uses-for-mayonnaise  A guide by an established user who is also a mod!  This should be good! Mayonnaise is kinda  , but if you put it on grilled cheese sandwiches it browns better than butter. And it is great on burgers. Um...   Uh...     If you did the previous tips, I could see how mayonnaise would get your wife to remove your ring.  Best I can tell, this was made as a true guide and not a parody thing? Half of these tips just sound like good ways to get a wretched case of acne.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2014 23:57
|
|
|
Clean your lovely toilet with coke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22suBkohC4
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 00:10
|
|
|
TVarmy posted:Mayo-hax You can actually use mayonnaise to make cookies. I went on supercook.com, where you can input food you have lying around your kitchen, outputting recipes which require only those ingredients. Mayonnaise can act as a replacement for eggs, apparently. Here's an example of the mayo cookies. They are a bit tangy from the vinegar but not that bad... Obviously this is a silly lifehack because eggs are cheap, just buy some bloody eggs
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 00:17
|
|
|
SineRider posted:Clean your lovely toilet with coke Surely they mean "Do coke before cleaning your toilet"? That toilet would be loving sparkling.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 00:19
|
|
|
SineRider posted:Clean your lovely toilet with coke 
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 00:35
|
|
|
moochbody posted:You can actually use mayonnaise to make cookies. I went on supercook.com, where you can input food you have lying around your kitchen, outputting recipes which require only those ingredients. Mayonnaise can act as a replacement for eggs, apparently. Hack your life into pieces, use mayo in chocolate torte.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 00:39
|
|
|
Tweet Me Balls posted:Hack your life into pieces, use mayo in chocolate torte. Emulsification, no kneading, gluten free 'cause my guts don't like wheat in. this is my faddish torte
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 01:12
|
|
|
Some say mayonnaise is also good on food products but why use it for that when you can make your hair look like a greasy disgusting mess?Tweet Me Balls posted:Hack your life into pieces, use mayo in chocolate torte. Vindolanda posted:Emulsification, no kneading, gluten free 'cause my guts don't like wheat in.  / 
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 01:33
|
|
|
Would it be wrong would it be right if I subbed some Hellman's Light? Chances are, that I might. Miracle Whip is outta sight and I'm contemplating Vegemite.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 02:47
|
|
|
All my friends who are parents have used mayonnaise at some point as part of their child(ren)'s delousing ritual. Thanks for telling me about that, everyone, and no, I don't want a tuna sandwich. Ever.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 02:50
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:All my friends who are parents have used mayonnaise at some point as part of their child(ren)'s delousing ritual. Thanks for telling me about that, everyone, and no, I don't want a tuna sandwich. Ever. How much soda do you use to clean your avatar?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 03:49
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:All my friends who are parents have used mayonnaise at some point as part of their child(ren)'s delousing ritual. Thanks for telling me about that, everyone, and no, I don't want a tuna sandwich. Ever. How many people do you know with children who had lice...?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 14:46
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:All my friends who are parents have used mayonnaise at some point as part of their child(ren)'s delousing ritual. Thanks for telling me about that, everyone, and no, I don't want a tuna sandwich. Ever. At least they're not using loving gasoline like that lady from Iowa.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 15:29
|
|
|
Why can't these assholes use permethrin like normal people? Shits specifically designed to slaughter bugs (and poor little kitties) without harming people.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 15:32
|
|
|
FrumpleOrz posted:How many people do you know with children who had lice...? Send your kid to an overcrowded, underfunded public school and he or she will probably come home with lice at least once. All it takes is for the dirty kid to hang his coat next to your kid's and you get to spend an hour or so putting poo poo in his or her hair to get rid of the lice while you re-wash all the bedding and clothes he or she came into contact with in the last few days.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 15:42
|
|
|
SineRider posted:Clean your lovely toilet with coke You mean a midly acidic carbonated liquid cleaned some loose dirty crap off the inside of your shiny clean toilet bowl? WELL ILL NEVER. Also my stomach is literally a toilet, come at me ladies.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 16:11
|
|
|
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Send your kid to an overcrowded, underfunded public school and he or she will probably come home with lice at least once. All it takes is for the dirty kid to hang his coat next to your kid's
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 17:14
|
|
|
Tiggum posted:Head lice have nothing to do with being dirty or what type of school you go to. Although they can survive short periods on clothes or furniture they don't jump or fly and generally spread directly from hair to hair, and kids playing together get pretty close. That's why they're far more common in children, and two coats hanging next to each other are not a likely way for them to spread. No you see only poor kids whose parent's can't afford to send them to a real school get lice.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 20:36
|
|
|
Or the people who are too poor or stupid or neglectful to buy actual lice treatment for their kids' hair, bedding, etc. are spreading it to others.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 20:39
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:All my friends who are parents have used mayonnaise at some point as part of their child(ren)'s delousing ritual. Thanks for telling me about that, everyone, and no, I don't want a tuna sandwich. Ever. I've heard of using mayonnaise to get gum out of hair (peanut butter works too, or really anything with a lot of oil in it) but never for delousing.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 20:52
|
|
|
ninjahedgehog posted:I've heard of using mayonnaise to get gum out of hair (peanut butter works too, or really anything with a lot of oil in it) but never for delousing. It's pretty much used to try and suffocate the lice, though there are actually things to do that, and there's no real proof mayonnaise works as well as them or even at all. Suffocants (or applying heat) work better than the OTC shampoos, since most of them have been found to be not terribly effective or just out right do nothing even when the instructions are followed.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:00
|
|
|
Lauren posted:Or the people who are too poor or stupid or neglectful to buy actual lice treatment for their kids' hair, bedding, etc. are spreading it to others. Yep, that's how me and my brother got lice as kids. My best friends little sister and brother perpetually had love because their parents never did an adequate job picking out all the eggs and poo poo. We did wind up using olive oil to help suffocate the lice as this was like...twelve years ago? It actually worked wonders, though my mom said if we ever got it again she would shave our heads.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:04
|
|
|
If your child gets lice, flush it down the toilet with coke to keep your doodoo throne nice and sparkling. It will stay cleaner much longer now that you no longer have dirty children making a mess in there, and you already switched to just courtesy peeing in your pants.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:14
|
|
|
Thanks for the headlice chat goons, now my head is itching all over ffs.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:18
|
|
|
Toriori posted:My best friends little sister and brother perpetually had love Good lord, the worst we get up to is kissing our cousins 'round here. Where the hell did you grow up? 
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:30
|
|
|
TVarmy posted:Um... Mayonnaise is actually a decent deep conditioner for hair - Mainly because of the ingredients. Oils and eggs are really good for your hair! I'm not sure how good the rest of it is, but it's a pretty commonly recommended/known cheap/easy deep conditioning treatment. ~*~The more you know~*~
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:36
|
|
|
GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Send your kid to an overcrowded, underfunded public school and he or she will probably come home with lice at least once. All it takes is for the dirty kid to hang his coat next to your kid's and you get to spend an hour or so putting poo poo in his or her hair to get rid of the lice while you re-wash all the bedding and clothes he or she came into contact with in the last few days. Lice prefer clean hair. And they have been absolutely epidemic in New England and New York in the past few years, including in the fanciest private schools. loving lice. So gross.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:47
|
|
|
Atasnaya Vaflja posted:Mayonnaise is actually a decent deep conditioner for hair - Mainly because of the ingredients. Oils and eggs are really good for your hair! I'm not sure how good the rest of it is, but it's a pretty commonly recommended/known cheap/easy deep conditioning treatment. Downside: yo hair smell like a club sandwich
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 21:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 05:14 |
|
|
Phy posted:Downside: yo hair smell like a club sandwich Upside: If you're a chubby chaser, they'll come
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2014 22:06
|
|