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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Blackheart posted:

When's the LP
I'll upload it to xtube in no time

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InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

TwinsensRevenge posted:

hell hath no fury like white gamer dudes defending their tarnished "gamer culture"

Please use trigger warnings when you post "White Gamer Dude"

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Lowtax posted:

yeah, I gotta do it old school style, manually remove the 1s and 0s from each post in the database

You banned me earlier so I was a little butthurt but this made me laugh so we're cool now

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Lowtax posted:

I'll upload it to xtube in no time

I heard pornhub was sponsoring gamerz. Gte in there man

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Lowtax posted:

on an unrelated note, I'd like everybody to know Depression Quest is the smash hit game of the year, 10/10 A+ 100% would review again!!!
richard please send your daughter as far away from video games as possible, like there must still be convents somewhere maybe? Do the amish take donations of kids? just get her out.

MyronGognitti posted:



Hot enough for ya?

I feel bad for her because her bf is a lying scumbag who slept with a crazy woman who also is a scumbag but you know that only one half of the two people who hosed her life in the butt are gonna get punished for it. prolly best not to come out in public and say you support internet people harassing someone irl when you're a games lady since she's basically one post about not loving assassins creed away from having the same poo poo done to her.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

El Estrago Bonito posted:

richard please send your daughter as far away from video games as possible, like there must still be convents somewhere maybe? Do the amish take donations of kids? just get her out.
yeah but also close the games forum preemptively

Bitter Beard
Sep 11, 2001

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing!!

MyronGognitti posted:



Hot enough for ya?

I had no idea this story could get any better! Then blam! Scorned women dropping bombs from out of nowhere.

Four hours ago never heard of Depression Game or this purple haired #HoeQuinn and now I feel like a total internet stalker.

not snarky
Jul 29, 2008

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah but also close the games forum preemptively

also burn gbs to the ground and reopen helldump unironically

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

El Estrago Bonito posted:

richard please send your daughter as far away from video games as possible, like there must still be convents somewhere maybe? Do the amish take donations of kids? just get her out.


I feel bad for her because her bf is a lying scumbag who slept with a crazy woman who also is a scumbag but you know that only one half of the two people who hosed her life in the butt are gonna get punished for it. prolly best not to come out in public and say you support internet people harassing someone irl when you're a games lady since she's basically one post about not loving assassins creed away from having the same poo poo done to her.

post your tumblr

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


El Estrago Bonito posted:

Also in a twist surprising no one I think she's a goon.

Or at least has dropped references to very SA specific memes in the past.


You ain't gonna get yo dick sucked
you might get your dick sucked empty your bank accounts plz

She was definitely a goon four years ago. She ragequit irc after a really stupid argument about Julian Assange. She didn't burn her account but after someone sent nudes to Two Worlds she probably reregged. Ex-husband was also a goon.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

not snarky posted:

also burn gbs to the ground and reopen helldump unironically
sounds good 2 me :hf:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Nerd drama is just so... gay.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

EA Sports posted:

post your tumblr

it would be p. boring if i did that, I just use it for fatty porn and reposts of instagram ho's flashin their butts.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

jalopybrown posted:

what do you call prank callers who masturbate down the phone

The Jerky Boys :D

I was gonna say the Crank Yankers.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Bitter Beard posted:

I had no idea this story could get any better! Then blam! Scorned women dropping bombs from out of nowhere.

Four hours ago never heard of Depression Game or this purple haired #HoeQuinn and now I feel like a total internet stalker.

I heard about it a little while back when there was a really lovely Game Jam she was a part of. It was a pretty hilarious mess that you should look up if you enjoy reading about nerds and disasters.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

MyronGognitti posted:



Hot enough for ya?

lol from one ugly woman to the next

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Jamesman posted:

I heard about it a little while back when there was a really lovely Game Jam she was a part of. It was a pretty hilarious mess that you should look up if you enjoy reading about nerds and disasters.

it was like "THERE WAS NO WATER THEY MADE US ONLY DRINK THE DEW" and somewhere Jerry Lawler cried a single tear without knowing why.

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah but also close the games forum preemptively

as long as we get to keep the lol thread so we can periodically watch a heroin addict argue about how a videogame company has a conspiracy against him to make him lose.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Having your skeletons dragged out into the open has to be a nightmare scenario for women in the games industry.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Gaming drama (and hardcore gaming in general) is like being into scat; if you went through your life never hearing about it or reading about it or seeing anything to do with it, you'd be no worse off for it and even knowing who these people are or caring about their lovely lives spent writing about cartoon mans you control on your screen is enough to mark you out as a loving weirdo to normal people in the same way as having skidmarks on your face would. I don't even tell people I post on here - imagine trying to have a conversation about this stuff with them.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

I saw Zoe Quinn at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


DrManiac posted:

Having your skeletons dragged out into the open has to be a nightmare scenario for women in the games industry.

She'll be alright, she'll just change her name again.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Decrepus posted:

Nerd drama is just so... gay.

Nerd drama is the best drama, everyone just puts each other on blast and they all come out looking terrible rather than handling it with some discretion like functioning adults

not snarky
Jul 29, 2008

DrManiac posted:

Having your skeletons dragged out into the open has to be a nightmare scenario for women in the games industry.

it's almost like she brought it upon herself??

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

DrManiac posted:

Having your skeletons dragged out into the open has to be a nightmare scenario for women in the games industry.
having your skeleton taken otu into the open is nightmarish/fatal for most people hth

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013
lol :nws:

http://www.brokendollz.com/dollz/doll_join_profile.php?iddoll=73

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

truly we're all waiting with bated breath to see what this very important development will do to change the hallowed institution of games journalism.

nonentity
Dec 19, 2005

If I were small & bird shaped, I could fly.

Bitter Beard posted:

I had no idea this story could get any better! Then blam! Scorned women dropping bombs from out of nowhere.

Four hours ago never heard of Depression Game or this purple haired #HoeQuinn and now I feel like a total internet stalker.

HoeQuinn.

I see what you did there.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I love my journalism ethics but on the other hand damaged chicks give killer head.


Depression Quest 10/10 would come in hair again.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Minorkos posted:

I saw Zoe Quinn at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
same here

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nonentity posted:

HoeQuinn.

I see what you did there.
is it some sort of Hawkwind pun? idgi

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

turn-ons: ASIANS

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

When will CNN cover important news like this?

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

not snarky posted:

it's almost like she brought it upon herself??



Not saying she's not a lovely person, Just that rape/death threats are easy as gently caress to get as a girl in the game industry from dumb tweets like 'I don't like megaman' so having something legit hosed up you did dragged out into the open has to be scary.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ponce de Le0n posted:

turn-ons: ASIANS
as an asian nerdy male I am afraid :ohdear:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




MyronGognitti posted:



Hot enough for ya?

Cucked for real.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Ponce de Le0n posted:

turn-ons: ASIANS

That's right nerds she won't laugh at you tiny dong she likes asians.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
lots of spelling errors there

lewtt
Apr 2, 2011

The Great Twist
i like the claims being thrown around that the "5th estate" internet journalism has been compromised just from this, like television and "old media" were decades ago. FOX NEWS = KOTAKU.

Everyone get the word out, internet journalism/blogging doesn't work anymore. Stop your twitter and facebook updates because you cannot be trusted to maintain objectivity and journalistic excellence when you tell your friends how your newborn baby likes doctor who.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


DrManiac posted:

Not saying she's not a lovely person, Just that rape/death threats are easy as gently caress to get as a girl in the game industry from dumb tweets like 'I don't like megaman' so having something legit hosed up you did dragged out into the open has to be scary.

When you've done as many retarded things and burned as many bridges as she has, it's kind of inevitable. Still doesn't warrant rape or death threats though, just a thorough mocking.

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DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

So she's pretty much hosed as a indie dev right? It's not like Depression Quest was a fun 'gamey' game that's so fun people will forgive it's lovely creator

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