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Samizdata posted:And how did you miss he's 1/97000000000000000000th Native American? He knows the feels that come with oppression. It is in his racial memory. That was why he shed one single tear.
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jodai posted:That was why he shed one single tear. No, that was because someone dropped a candy bar wrapper and didn't pick it up.
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Samizdata posted:No, that was because someone dropped a candy bar wrapper and didn't pick it up. That only happens with Italians
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Vindolanda posted:That only happens with Italians This is pretty great.
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Vindolanda posted:That only happens with Italians Holy gently caress I love these forums.
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Vindolanda posted:That only happens with Italians My family came from Naples. I went back to visit my grandpa and holy poo poo is that city a wreck.
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Aubergine Mage posted:My family came from Naples. I went back to visit my grandpa and holy poo poo is that city a wreck. you missed  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody
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Crossposting from lifehack thread: what do to after you get divorced.
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Rad Tad posted:Crossposting from lifehack thread: what do to after you get divorced. I'm so confused. Outside of being a selective dick, isn't this just what friends do...? What does this have to do with being divorced?
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Lblitzer posted:I'm so confused. Outside of being a selective dick, isn't this just what friends do...? What does this have to do with being divorced? But you see he made a different woman cry so he has his revenge on his divorced wife now...??
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Lblitzer posted:I'm so confused. Outside of being a selective dick, isn't this just what friends do...? What does this have to do with being divorced? As their Friend/Manager, they needed to let someone (me) know if they were ok and using a personal day.
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Lblitzer posted:I'm so confused. Outside of being a selective dick, isn't this just what friends do...? What does this have to do with being divorced? just a little taste of the lifehack thread
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Decrepus posted:As their Friend/Manager, they needed to let someone (me) know if they were ok and using a personal day. *puts frowny face sticker on attendance chat* okay, but one more unexcused absence and you're going to need to recruit two more friends to cover your slack. Men only please, way too many women hanging off my dillz as it is.
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Tunicate posted:Manager: “[Customer]! Why did you just hit my cashier?!”
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Honestly from what I know of retail and services I can easily see this one happening.
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And it's pretty cool the King of France is so down-to-earth that he eats pizza, just like us!
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Isn't that literally what "The customer is always right" actually means?
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Mr. Belpit posted:Isn't that literally what "The customer is always right" actually means? Yeah that's a pretty dumb fake story, the whole point of "the customer is always right" is that you have to eat poo poo and please the customer even when you know they're being assholes. Not that literally the customer is always right. So many layers of stupid in that story
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I'm guessing it was posted here in response to the lifehack story earlier for fitting the theme of treating incredibly mundane stuff as noteworthy revelations.
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Rad Tad posted:And it's pretty cool the King of France is so down-to-earth that he eats pizza, just like us! Yeah and I hear the king of Spain makes it.
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Toriori posted:Yeah and I hear the king of Spain makes it. Now he eats humble pie
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Mr. Belpit posted:Isn't that literally what "The customer is always right" actually means? "The customer is always right" was a Marshall Fields slogan a hundred years ago. The only people who ever say it these days are customers who want to poo poo on front-facing employees - them, and Not Always Right retail fanfic authors.
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Besesoth posted:"The customer is always right" was a Marshall Fields slogan a hundred years ago. The only people who ever say it these days are customers who want to poo poo on front-facing employees - them, and Not Always Right retail fanfic authors. Last time I had to do customer service training, it had been updated to "The customer is always right, except if they're harassing or proposing you*." So yeah there's still people using that unironically. (*We will side with the customer when investigating)
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Aubergine Mage posted:Holy poo poo that went so over my head. It's still relevant because the sanitation industry in Italy is so hosed right now it's not even funny.
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 I'll have you know I am a gamer and therefore possess intellectual superpowers. Fear me, female.
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quote:This is why I don't work the day shift.
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Anybody that works in retail and lives by the saying "the customer is always right" is a massive jobsworth fag, in this posters opinion.
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Now he eats humble pie This makes me so, so happy.
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Paladinus posted:
This probably really happened but this guy is just a giant rear end in a top hat. Someone tries to make small talk with him and he starts yelling at them. Then his boss laughs but it's a nervous laugh where he's not sure if the guy is going to flip out even more.
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Paladinus posted:
Because of NAR, all I can think of is the girl saying "Oh my god, you play [popular mobile video game]?" She might(might) have been trying to weed in an "I play that too" conversation starter there. Too bad he layed down those sick negs too early. Guess he's out of the friend squad.
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Yes, I have a feeling that his boss was laughing at him, while his colleague just couldn't understand his reaction to innocent small talk.
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Excuse me, ma'am, but I can't have you buzzing in my ear while I need to concentrate on this slide puzzle so I can see the naked girl underneath
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Now I must tend to my games. They get lonely without me, you see.
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Imaduck posted:I don't even understand this persecution complex. It's loving 2014. You're a weirdo if you don't play games on your phone. But you see, those pesky broads are only interested in dresses and jewelry. They can never appreciate a man of reason.
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Imaduck posted:I don't even understand this persecution complex. It's loving 2014. You're a weirdo if you don't play games on your phone. Or old. Or an old weirdo.
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Bargearse posted:
'Bless you, motherfucker.' 'You're going to the principal's office this instant, young lady!'
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