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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

duTrieux. posted:

blueshirt

gently caress you

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:18

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:36

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

pagancow posted:

they're called reputation management firms. search it.

for example, this entire reddit post history, from an account created one day after the xbone was announced: http://www.reddit.com/user/TempleOfTime?count=250&after=t1_ca4636b

# ? Aug 20, 2014 11:46

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

[�]TempleOfTime -16 points 1 year ago
I smell fear from a Sony fan

# ? Aug 20, 2014 11:52

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Pinterest Mom posted:

for example, this entire reddit post history, from an account created one day after the xbone was announced: http://www.reddit.com/user/TempleOfTime?count=250&after=t1_ca4636b

lol

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:57

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

Pinterest Mom posted:

for example, this entire reddit post history, from an account created one day after the xbone was announced: http://www.reddit.com/user/TempleOfTime?count=250&after=t1_ca4636b

I like how he disappears shortly after a whole thread dedicated to pointing out he's an astroturfer occurred.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:41

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Fabricated posted:

I like how

i like how that too

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:53

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ahmeni posted:

gently caress you

# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

graph posted:

i like how that too

i find myself feeling increasingly ambivalent about how

# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:46

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

doesnt skype have ads all over it now? something about brand engagement during 1 on 1 calls? thats probably a good reason to never upgrade.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:36

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

ahmeni posted:

gently caress you

idgi what does blueshirt imply :angel:

please enlighten me

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:13

gregday: May 23, 2003

http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-ballmer-will-teach-at-stanford-in-the-fall-usc-in-the-spring-2014-8

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:14

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Mido posted:

idgi what does blueshirt imply please enlighten me

science and medical personnel

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:14

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

graph posted:

i like how that too

you may be the most tedious poster on the forums

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:15

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Mido posted:

idgi what does blueshirt imply please enlighten me

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:15

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

PleasingFungus posted:

you may be the most tedious poster on the forums

have you been in the greyforams, friend

its almost handegg season which means i go find the careiest of carecats in their most care moments and ask about when they use 'we' to talk about their handegg team

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:25

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

raruler posted:

science and medical personnel

FMguru posted:

wow!

thanks

# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:29

Ernie Muppari: Aug 4, 2012; Keep this up G'Bert, and soon you won't have a pigeon to protect!

graph posted:

have you been in the greyforams, friend

its almost handegg season which means i go find the careiest of carecats in their most care moments and ask about when they use 'we' to talk about their handegg team

Those are all words, and they're all arranged in a sentence, and yet I can't parse their meaning.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:26

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

we're going to win this year -me talking about my selection of nfl players which is mostly random that represents my fake team on a website competition

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:30

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Mido posted:

idgi what does blueshirt imply please enlighten me

best buy internal literally calls them blue shirts. it's supposed to be a point of pride or something, idk

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:32

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

Sniep posted:

we're going to win this year -me talking about my selection of nfl players which is mostly random that represents my fake team on a website competition

it was clear it was just stupid. and the collective makes sense, it doesn't imply connection.

graph just mad he's drafting last this year

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:40

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

FMguru posted:

would, if she promised to keep that facial expression throughout

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:45

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

buttcrackmenace posted:

would, if she promised to keep that facial expression throughout

and the thumbs-up

# ? Aug 21, 2014 22:04

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

while sayin eyyyyyyyyyyyy

# ? Aug 21, 2014 22:06

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

first she has to punch a piece of electronics to get it to work, preferably a jukebox

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:17

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

graph posted:

have you been in the greyforams, friend

its almost handegg season which means i go find the careiest of carecats in their most care moments and ask about when they use 'we' to talk about their handegg team

lol

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:35

G-III: Mar 4, 2001

AtomD posted:

i own a dust collector 360
ive bought games on steam cause that i own on xbl cause i dont wanna boot it up

I have backed as much of my xbuttocks 3shitty game collection as I can on steam for this reason as well.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Blackula69 posted:

and the collective makes sense

Nope

# ? Aug 22, 2014 02:04

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=des3dpKtfIM

# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:55

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

let me tell you. at first, I did not "get" the surface... but now I do. completely.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:39

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

PleasureKevin posted:

let me tell you. at first, I did not "get" the surface... but now I do. completely.

then one day it just clicked

# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

flakeloaf posted:

then one day it just clicked

SSSSSKSKSKSSKSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH :slick:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:11

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

http://vimeo.com/28121454
http://vimeo.com/28166495

# ? Aug 22, 2014 16:48

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

OldAlias posted:

http://vimeo.com/28121454
http://vimeo.com/28166495

# ? Aug 22, 2014 16:51

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

OldAlias posted:

http://vimeo.com/28121454
http://vimeo.com/28166495

# ? Aug 22, 2014 16:57

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=des3dpKtfIM

i watched it again and counted a total of 3 "features" that were showcased in this commercial

- the cover keyboard clicks
- it's a touch screen
- there's a kickstand

that's it.

never noticed the office suite logos on some of the surfaces towards the end, though. "can we talk about office?" "no, there's just dancing"

# ? Aug 22, 2014 17:33