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 http://i.imgur.com/Exzek99.jpg quote:Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
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Austrians and Germans know just the right English phrases to really make a product stand out!  From the "too weird to give away" shelf at my local food bank:   
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Aug 20, 2014 04:20
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OG dickbutt. What a great day to be alive.
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Aug 20, 2014 04:21
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Htom Sirveaux posted:From the "too weird to give away" shelf at my local food bank: That's awesome. One quick search for Mammoth Chunks later, and the results are in: They're available at the Time Travel Mart. You can order them for $15 each. Also available: Olaf Olafson's Viking Oderant. 
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Aug 20, 2014 04:45
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Kheldarn posted:That's awesome. One quick search for Mammoth Chunks later, and the results are in: They're available at the Time Travel Mart. You can order them for $15 each.  smell like which God? Loki? Odin? Tho...Oh COD. Never mind, carry on.
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Aug 20, 2014 05:19
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...so is there anything actually inside that mastodon can? I want to see inside it but I don't know if I want to spend $15 to find out myself.
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Aug 20, 2014 05:22
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FrumpleOrz posted:...so is there anything actually inside that mastodon can? I want to see inside it but I don't know if I want to spend $15 to find out myself. The one I saw was sealed and about as heavy as you'd expect a full can that size to be. It seemed like there's a liquid inside, hopefully it's just water.
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Aug 20, 2014 05:35
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Is that legal ? Because where I live, the ingredients list on a food item is legally required to list the actual ingredients.
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Aug 20, 2014 12:59
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Istari posted:Is that legal ? Because where I live, the ingredients list on a food item is legally required to list the actual ingredients. You obviously don't live in the STONE AGE.
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Aug 20, 2014 13:05
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Istari posted:Is that legal ? Because where I live, the ingredients list on a food item is legally required to list the actual ingredients. That's a pretty good indication that there isn't actual food in there. It also claims to contain meat from two extinct animals totalling up to 130% of the contents and is sold for only $15. But ya never know! 
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Aug 20, 2014 13:15
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One time I bought a can of nuts from a party store and it was full of snakes. The FDA shut them down with in a month.
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Aug 20, 2014 13:42
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Istari posted:Is that legal ? Because where I live, the ingredients list on a food item is legally required to list the actual ingredients. The novelty canned animals I've seen always had a small stuffed animal inside them.
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Aug 20, 2014 14:31
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Dienes posted:The novelty canned animals I've seen always had a small stuffed animal inside them. We have stuffed animals in tins too, but as far as I know, manufacturers are not allowed to make the labels look like real food labels.
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Aug 20, 2014 14:34
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Istari posted:Is that legal ? Because where I live, the ingredients list on a food item is legally required to list the actual ingredients.
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Aug 20, 2014 14:37
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WebDog posted:"Welsh Dragon Sausages" had to add a disclaimer noting that their pork sausages didn't actually contain any dragon. Slightly similar story with Hedgehog Crisps: http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/memory.php?memID=4286
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Aug 20, 2014 16:06
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WebDog posted:"Welsh Dragon Sausages" had to add a disclaimer noting that their pork sausages didn't actually contain any dragon. I looked this up on Google and that doesn't seem to be quite true. They were just required to include "pork" in the name of their sausages, not to clarify the lack of dragons but just so that everybody knows it's not vegetarian or Kosher or whatever. This article starts off with the sensationalist stuff but crams in the actual explanation at the end http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/dragon-sausage-food-farce-2299224
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Aug 20, 2014 16:46
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cobalt impurity posted:That's a pretty good indication that there isn't actual food in there. It also claims to contain meat from two extinct animals totalling up to 130% of the contents and is sold for only $15. But ya never know! Reread it. It's saying that there can be up to 30% mastadon instead of mammoth. God you guys are dumb.
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Aug 20, 2014 16:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time I bought a can of nuts from a party store and it was full of snakes. The FDA shut them down with in a month.  
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Aug 20, 2014 17:50
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cobalt impurity posted:That's a pretty good indication that there isn't actual food in there. It also claims to contain meat from two extinct animals totalling up to 130% of the contents and is sold for only $15. But ya never know! In the permafrost, in like Sibera and poo poo, there exist perfectly preserved mammoth carcasses. Researchers have, at least once, cut out bits, and grilled them a mammoth steak. The permafrost kept the meat viable all this time.
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Aug 20, 2014 19:12
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Johnny Aztec posted:In the permafrost, in like Sibera and poo poo, there exist perfectly preserved mammoth carcasses. Researchers have, at least once, cut out bits, and grilled them a mammoth steak. The permafrost kept the meat viable all this time. Apparently as steak it's pretty bad. Since most of the mammoths didn't freeze immediately upon dying, much of their meat is actually rotten and not edible. A few people have found some in decent shape and grilled it up. No surprise that they thought it tasted like steak that had been left in the freezer too long. Somebody cut some 30,000-year-old bison up for a stew a few years back, and deemed it acceptable for that purpose, anyway.
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Aug 20, 2014 19:24
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Johnny Aztec posted:In the permafrost, in like Sibera and poo poo, there exist perfectly preserved mammoth carcasses. Researchers have, at least once, cut out bits, and grilled them a mammoth steak. The permafrost kept the meat viable all this time. That I knew, but I somehow doubt an entrepreneur is digging up mammoths and canning them for only $15 a pop. Unrelated: 
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Aug 20, 2014 20:23
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Soulex posted:Try to explain this to someone not from Florida and they think you're making poo poo up. Naw. I originally wondered why they were posting a picture of Kansas. You get weirdass storms like that there.
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Aug 20, 2014 21:08
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Johnny Aztec posted:In the permafrost, in like Sibera and poo poo, there exist perfectly preserved mammoth carcasses. Researchers have, at least once, cut out bits, and grilled them a mammoth steak. The permafrost kept the meat viable all this time. Viable in that they're not dangerous to eat, sure. But they're freezerburnt to poo poo and thus taste terrible.
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Aug 21, 2014 03:15
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You've posted that one before. 
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Aug 21, 2014 03:31
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Hah, I'm pretty sure that's in the Phillipines edit: yup http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negros_(island)
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Aug 21, 2014 03:35
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I pass this one all the time: 
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Aug 21, 2014 03:38
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Not only has this been posted before, it also wasn't funny the first time.
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Aug 21, 2014 06:20
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Aug 21, 2014 06:58
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At least the picture has been shrunk a bunch since it was last posted, last time it was large enough that the "Your family is affected by your illness" message wasn't even a little bit hard to notice and read. Next time it will be half the resolution and finally be funny.
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Aug 21, 2014 07:22
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PittTheElder posted:Not only has this been posted before, it also wasn't funny the first time. Post MY favourite funny picture, you other dicks can suck yourselves
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Aug 21, 2014 09:02
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Aug 21, 2014 09:04
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I kinda wanna see an Adult Swim Vocaloid show now.
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Aug 21, 2014 09:21
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Picnic Princess posted:Post MY favourite funny picture, you other dicks can suck yourselves But that one's not funny because people don't get it, not because people have different tastes.
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Aug 21, 2014 09:51
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George Clooney apparently got himself pregnant together with his fiance. What are the odds?
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Aug 21, 2014 12:11
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... am I missing something or do you not understand/approve of colloquialisms?
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Aug 21, 2014 12:47
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Picnic Princess posted:Post MY favourite funny picture, you other dicks can suck yourselves It's only funny based of a complete misunderstanding of what's going on. It isn't a mistake that the Weiss don't match your expectations!
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I think everyone understands that the ad means the illness affects the whole family. It's still funny because of how it looks more immediately.
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