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Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

My vote is for whoever lets us go out and try to win every game 6-0.

EDIT: Challenge - What is the (in game) EPL record for goals scored by a club in a season? I want you to go out and smash it. Goals conceded/Goal difference is irrelevant.

Zip! fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Aug 20, 2014

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
The Shadowy Cabal that truly runs things behind the scenes privately scoffs at your votes for a puppet ruler. Myself, Jeffrey Loria and the others shall continue to shovel fistfuls of that sweet, glorious TV money into our golden boats and rule the land with an iron (and now jewel-encrusted) fist.

:unsmigghh:

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


My vote goes to Ghostwoods. We shouldn't need to harp on about the has-been other clubs...

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013

Dreamsicle baby!

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Ghostwoods

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
Dreamsicle. I want a set of megabastard heads mounted over the entrance to the Racecourse Grounds, and he seems like the man to deliver them.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Smoky Bandana
Oct 1, 2009

You can trip on my synthesizer.
Dreamsicle, same as last time.

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007


Well who can argue with that? Dreamsicle!

Sicke
Jul 12, 2013

Honestly I just wanted a seal picture
Dreamsicle The MLK picture is to strong

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

Oh god

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007


Well I'm sold. Throwing my support for Dreamsicle

Nondevor
Jun 1, 2011





catposting
Keeping faithful to my vote of Ghostwoods.

Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013

The answer is obvious, Dreamsicle.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Zip! posted:

My vote is for whoever lets us go out and try to win every game 6-0.

EDIT: Challenge - What is the (in game) EPL record for goals scored by a club in a season? I want you to go out and smash it. Goals conceded/Goal difference is irrelevant.

The record is 103. I'll make sure Wrexham destroys it.

I hope I can still keep my Chris Jericho ripoff gimmick.

Smoky Bandana
Oct 1, 2009

You can trip on my synthesizer.

Dreamsicle posted:

The record is 103. I'll make sure Wrexham destroys it.

I hope I can still keep my Chris Jericho ripoff gimmick.

As long as you can list 1004 ways to score a goal.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

Smoky Bandana posted:

As long as you can list 1004 ways to score a goal.

Well, I can already figure out about 502 of them - ARMBAR.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Smoky Bandana posted:

As long as you can list 1004 ways to score a goal.

Header, header, header, free kick, header, diving header, penalty kick. Header.

Smoky Bandana
Oct 1, 2009

You can trip on my synthesizer.

TheMcD posted:

Well, I can already figure out about 502 of them - ARMBAR.

Isn't that like a crossbar?

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Dreamsicle posted:

Ski Scamowing, if you weren't too idiotic to read my last speech you would have known that you betrayed the Wrexhamholics by using your illegal goods to try and make a megabastard for an opponent. You didn't try to get Southampton powerful through victory, but through money and for that I'm putting you on the hitlist. When the Y2D era arrives every megabastard, especially oligarch backed ones will burn and football will never, never, EVER, BE THE SAME A-GAIN.

You know they say that all owners are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dreamsicle and you can see that statement is not true! You see when you go one on one with another owner they got a 50/50 shot of being better! But I'm a Corrupt rear end in a top hat, and I'm not normal! So you've got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add AJ_Impy to the mix the chances of winnin drastic go down! See the 3-way at Wrexham you got a 33 1/3 chance of winnin! But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winnin, cause AJ_Impy knows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So Dreamsicle, you take your 33 1/3 chance of winnin, minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Wrexham! But then you take my 75 persent chance if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 ch percents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Wrexham!

Senor sicle! The numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Wrexham!

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Ghostwoods, both for severed heads and also for slavish devotion to the manager's whims.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

I've got a technical electoral question: am I eligible to vote in the run-off despite not voting initially?

Rapner
May 7, 2013


Ghostwoods

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Niric posted:

I've got a technical electoral question: am I eligible to vote in the run-off despite not voting initially?

Of course! Let's Cochran this thing up!

Little Abigail
Jul 21, 2011



College Slice
Dreamsicle get my vote.

Also, I never get tired of Steiner math.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

habeasdorkus posted:

Of course! Let's Cochran this thing up!

In that case: Ghostwoods, for the glory, volley and thunder of the attacking charge.

quote:

When the blast of whistle blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Dispense side passing for quick-favour'd aim;
Now spring the trap and stretch the midfield wide,
Hold high the line and bend up every stiker
To his full height. On, on, you noblest Welsh.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot!

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Smoky Bandana posted:

As long as you can list 1004 ways to score a goal.

I'm deciding if I should make my armbar replacement should be a header, or cutting inside.

On another note, after every victory I will run to the opposition manager and do finishers on them. Mainly the Codebreaker, and the Walls of Jericho. On special occassions, I'll have people give me a 6-meter ladder and hit the manager with a Lionsault from the top.

EDIT: Also thanks to whoever bought me this avatar.

Dreamsicle fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 21, 2014

SC Bracer
Aug 7, 2012

DEMAGLIO!


I seem to have gotten Guy Fieri in my game

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

SC Bracer posted:



I seem to have gotten Guy Fieri in my game

Impressive facial hair for a 14 year old

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

SC Bracer posted:



I seem to have gotten Guy Fieri in my game

That dude doesn't have enough aggression and flair to be Guy Fieri
Also his teamwork and natural fitness is too high.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

SC Bracer posted:



I seem to have gotten Guy Fieri in my game

U-18 capped for Flavortown.

Trundel
Mar 13, 2005

:10bux: + :awesomelon: = :roboluv:
- a sound investment!

Yep, voting for this fine man.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

So in this universe, is someone going to quit their job to make a @TotallyWrexham account?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Dreamsicle

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Well voting ended yesterday and in my fast tally I won 15-8. I probably should have waited for habeasdorkus to confirm, but I couldn't pass this up.


Press Conference
Racecourse Ground
January 6, 2024

: Where the hell is this guy? He was supposed to be here ten min-

Watkin is interrupted as this plays. After a while a blond man in a suit enters the room escorted by two fat men wearing shirts that say "Dreamsicle Personal Security" The man walks up to the podium as the music dies down and prepares to make his speech.

: (Chris Jerichoingly)Welcome to, WREXHAM IS DREAMSICLE! If you don't know who I am: I am Dreamsicle, your new knight, your party host, and most importantly the most charismatic owner to enter your home via an internet connection. And if you do know who I am: Then all hail the Ayatollah of Rock-N-Rollah! That's right Phil Elliot, you're not the only one around here who can steal Mad Max lines! Today beings the dawn of a new era in football. What was once a proud sport carried by the supporters, has now been hijacked by oligarchs, oil sheiks and rich assclowns who see football as a money-making opportunity. Well, I have arrived to save football from these assclowns. The Y2D era has arrived and I promise under my leadership that Wrexham will ignite you, excite you, and delight you! But most of all, we are going to win as many trophies that we possibly can! And when my term limit is up, all of football, from the assclowns running the megabastards, to the passionate Wrexhamholics will never, NEVER EEEEEEVVVVVERRRR BE THE SAME A-GAIN!

The journalists sit there with their mouth agape trying to understand what happened.

: (Calmly) Now then, any questions?

OOC: Sorry if it's underwhelming

Dreamsicle fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Aug 25, 2014

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I love the fact that 90s-2000s era pro wrestling has infiltrated this LP first our club was helmed by Shane O'Mac now it's Y2D it's awesome.

LionYeti fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Aug 25, 2014

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I am pretty sure we have elected the right president :allears:

srb
Jul 24, 2007
Spent three weeks catching up from the start, very fun read and the way you found both Mujkic and Bastable through a dual nationality scout was one of the most amazing things I've witnessed in FM.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.
This club is so screwed.

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Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

mfcrocker posted:

I am pretty sure we have elected the right president :allears:

I'm a little worried how many more promos I can make without getting bored of them. I'll probably try and mix in some of his 2008 heel run promos or even some Heyman lines. (Something about conquering streaks and whatnot) Of course putting Pattinson in the Walls of Jericho shouldn't get old.


EDIT: Also habeas, are AU-Ancelotti and Mourhino still around?

Dreamsicle fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 26, 2014

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