The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Implied? Or Implode?

Where on earth are you getting these things from?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 05:15

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:37

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

Implied? Or Implode?

Where on earth are you getting these things from?

Marijuana Simpsons, I just wasted a whole evening reading it, it's the best thing since those disturbing videos someone (Jerusalem?) posted in the thread

# ? Aug 21, 2014 05:43

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

jscolon2.0 posted:

Implied? Or Implode?

Where on earth are you getting these things from?

the word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...

# ? Aug 21, 2014 06:01

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

gingerberger posted:

the word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...

'Inflammable' means flammable? What a country

# ? Aug 21, 2014 13:27

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

'Inflammable' means flammable? What a country

I don't know the scientific explanation, but... fire made it good.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 13:35

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

After The War posted:

I don't know the scientific explanation, but... fire made it good.

Hey! You're just fanning the flames of hatred!

# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:07

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Applewhite posted:

Hey! You're just fanning the flames of hatred!

Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, Applewhite. Why do you
want to destroy us? Don't commit your hate crimes here.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:22

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, Applewhite. Why do you
want to destroy us? Don't commit your hate crimes here.

Oh, okay, duuuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, MAAAN! Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, buddy, got a quarter?"

# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Hey, we're just trying to have a good time, Applewhite. Why do you
want to destroy us? Don't commit your hate crimes here.

Oh Lance, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:28

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

TMMadman posted:

Oh Lance, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

TMMadman, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 14:37

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Aww... How many threads do these quotes have?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:03

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The Dennis System posted:

Man, this is a weird Simpsons quote thread, not that I'm complaining. People's follow up quotes seem to have little or no relation to the quotes they're quoting. Most of them seem to be completely random. Or maybe this thread is some next level stuff, and the follow up quotes are related to the original quotes on some sort of deeper, collective unconscious level or something. I don't know. It's crazy.

No, you can't play with it. You won't appreciate it on all the levels I do. :science:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:08

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

NoMoneyDown posted:

Aww... How many threads do these quotes have?

No, Money Down!
Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:27

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

TMMadman, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.

Murdooooock! *shakes monocle* That's not why I'm here! My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:43

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

TMMadman, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.

Don't mess with me! I've got jimmies!

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:51

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

My Confeshun
by NoMoneyDown

I AM a regular dumb kid. I cheated on my intelligence test.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:57

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Goons can be so cruel.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:21

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Applewhite posted:

Murdooooock! *shakes monocle* That's not why I'm here! My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.

Hee hee hee! Did you know Charlefoxtrot had tunnels all over your camp?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:30

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Applewhite posted:

Goons can be so cruel.

We can? Good. Commence shoveling.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Don't mess with me! I've got jimmies!

I only see a horrible rainbow!

# ? Aug 21, 2014 17:01

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Don't mess with me! I've got jimmies!

Sorry, Marge. You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some God-forsaken rock, but for some reason you can't throw jimmies at them.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 17:25

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

I only see a horrible rainbow!

I think I'm blind.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 18:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

NoMoneyDown posted:

My Confeshun
by NoMoneyDown

I AM a regular dumb kid. I cheated on my intelligence test.

Dear log, it won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mudflaps.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 18:45

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

NoMoneyDown posted:

Sorry, Marge. You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some God-forsaken rock, but for some reason you can't throw jimmies at them.

I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance for some reason... Ah here it is: the Stonecutters.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:10

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dear log, it won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mudflaps.

You're sending us to someone who advertises on Pro Wrestling? :colbert:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

NoMoneyDown posted:

You're sending us to someone who advertises on Pro Wrestling?

Alright, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad or even correct spelling.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:50

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dear log, it won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mudflaps.

Guys, I'm not very political -- I usually think people who vote are a bit fruity -- but for some reason this Birch Barlow really speaks to me.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:53

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

NoMoneyDown posted:

You're sending us to someone who advertises on Pro Wrestling?

Here's my card...it turns into a sponge when you out it in water! :haw:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 21:20

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!

# ? Aug 21, 2014 22:14

Kwik: Apr 4, 2006; You can't touch our beaver.

Jorghnassen posted:

Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit!

Schindler es bueno, Senor Jorghnassen es el diablo!

# ? Aug 21, 2014 22:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

NoMoneyDown posted:

You're sending us to someone who advertises on Pro Wrestling?

I hate that Iron Yuppie. :vince:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:31

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian alliance for some reason... Ah here it is: the Stonecutters.

My gingerberger is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh dear, Goons tell me when Mister Kingdom's gif stops scratching itself.

Goons?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:55

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

We'll tell you, Jerusalem.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:57

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

You can forgive an ole Brit for crying, but I haven't seen such a display of gallantry and sportsmanship since Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.

I just got this for the first time.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:30

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

jscolon2.0 posted:

You can forgive an ole Brit for crying, but I haven't seen such a display of gallantry and sportsmanship since Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.

I just got this for the first time.

Was that dry British wit, or subtle self-pity?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:43