CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm scoffing at someone not in their tweens wearing a clash shirt

don't talk poo poo about the clash bitch :mad:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:23

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:33

TheAbortionator: Mar 4, 2005

PrBacterio posted:

people are still talking about that zoe quinn poo poo? WHY? sometimes I really hate the internet

Man you are so cool and above it all. I wish one day I can be just like you.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:24

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:24

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

gently caress the ROW posted:

related article: Adult Women Now Play More Video Games Than Teenage Boys

yeah if u can call those video game :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:25

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

gently caress the ROW posted:

related article: Adult Women Now Play More Video Games Than Teenage Boys

fuckin CASUALS

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:25

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

yeah if u can call those video game

Adult Women Spend 30% More on In-App Purchases Than Men but Claim to Be Equally Intelligent

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:26

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Literally The Worst posted:

Trying to make someone think they're going insane by making them question literally everything they think.

way to answer this 3 pages late with a brutally boring answer while people already answered this much more cleverly pages before your post

gently caress you you suck get out

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:29

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

the are richer cause theyre smarter dumbass

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:29

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:30

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Meet The Adult Women Behind Star Citizen's Success

all of these are good titles for something people would click

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:30

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Chunderstorm posted:

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

Actually, it's pretty funny.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:31

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Chunderstorm posted:

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

it's precisely because people care so much that it's funny in the first place, maybe you d

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:33

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

Joust posted:

They should just quit making video games.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:35

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Chunderstorm posted:

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

why the gently caress are you even here if you don't like making fun of horrible internet retards

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:36

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Chunderstorm posted:

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

why have there been like 30 of those exact same posts in this thread lol

Netizen Mystified At Thing Thousands Of People Care About.
_{"Why?" he asks.}

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:36

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

gently caress the ROW posted:

Meet The Adult Women Behind Star Citizen's Success

all of these are good titles for something people would click

it just goes to a 404

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:37

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

naw he's right, let's talk about sports and weather and ferguson

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:37

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:39

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Brannock posted:

why have there been like 30 of those exact same posts in this thread lol

Netizen Mystified At Thing Thousands Of People Care About.
_{"Why?" he asks.}

if I can't be the unique snowflake in the room and show those goons how superior I am in morality and taste, then what is the point of posting??

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:46

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

i didnt read any of this poo poo but basically a bunch of nerds are mad that a woman slept with a dude other than them is what i'm getting out of it

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:48

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

beep by grandpa posted:

if I can't be the unique snowflake in the room and show those goons how superior I am in morality and taste, then what is the point of posting??

Ever since GBS was detumblrized there have been many displaced tumbleweed-like posters that flit about asking "oh you are still talking about _this_" in the _this_ thread.

They need a new subforum where they can gather.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:53

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

The General posted:

I had barely moved out before my ex-wife's boyfiend divorced his dying cancer wife, and moved in with my ex. I didn't really feel the need to make a hundred thousand words about it on the internet. This might be the first time I've said anything about it on the internet.

I don't see what can be gained by waging an internet war on somebody, other than potentially ruining lives/making yourself look like a tool.

You got cucked by Newt Gingrich?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:54

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

So this chick made a bunch of "gaming journalists" Eskimo brothers. What a slut.

WOOO ESKIMO BROTHAS! Different mothas but the same lovas

E:
Seriously though gently caress this rear end in a top hat for screwing over that free woman game jam with her crap, that may have never happened, but she took money for it anyways

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:55

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

Ever since GBS was detumblrized there have been many displaced tumbleweed-like posters that flit about asking "oh you are still talking about _this_" in the _this_ thread.

They need a new subforum where they can gather.

if anything they should learn from this drama is if you run your movement like a teen clique in middle school lovely people like this will always rise to the top.

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:56

Ugly John: Jul 18, 2009; [img]https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=514899866[/img]

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

i didnt read any of this poo poo but basically a bunch of nerds are mad that a woman slept with a dude other than them is what i'm getting out of it

You should probably read then

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:58

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

cthulhoo posted:

lol if anyone seriously thought there would be consequences for any of the shitfucker journalists involved

Has the news gotten so bad we consider them worthy of the term journalist?

# ? Aug 21, 2014 23:59

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

EA Sports posted:

holy poo poo that mask is like in a separate universe from his face lol

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:00

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Liquid Penguins posted:

Me except I dragged the amount phil gets to $0 and sent him a screencap.

Ice Cold, man.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:03

landy.: Jan 20, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Al Borland posted:

Has the news gotten so bad we consider them worthy of the term journalist?

Your post just convinced me to.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:08

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Do writers for other types of hobby magazine call themselves journalists? I'm pretty sure cycling/cars/golf/whatever monthlies don't have this weird belief that they aren't about selling you crap either.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:10

suesehT: Nov 18, 2000

So games industry people sometimes hook up. So loving what?

This somehow pisses off some loving wizards.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:11

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

When was gaming journalism not corrupt

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:12

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

FoolyCharged posted:

Do writers for other types of hobby magazine call themselves journalists? I'm pretty sure cycling/cars/golf/whatever monthlies don't have this weird belief that they aren't about selling you crap either.

"Comics journalism" was a thing but I don't think anybody says that anymore.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:17

Monsieur Mango: Apr 29, 2009; Angry uneducated white person

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

Ever since GBS was detumblrized there have been many displaced tumbleweed-like posters that flit about asking "oh you are still talking about _this_" in the _this_ thread.

They need a new subforum where they can gather.

Tell them to go to Traditional Games. That subform is filled to the brim with sackless males, they'll feel just right at home.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:17

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

Chunderstorm posted:

who the gently caress cares about any of this. person makes game and has sex, oh geez

I don't really get it either. I thrive on drama and even this is completely uninteresting to me.

I mean if it was some absurdly hot "game journalist" like Jessica Chobot or Naomi Kyle it would make sense in a celebrity gossip way.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:20

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

i didnt read any of this poo poo but basically a bunch of nerds are mad that a woman slept with a dude other than them is what i'm getting out of it

nope

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:24

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Clochette posted:

I mean if it was some absurdly hot "game journalist" like Jessica Chobot...

ew dude

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:25

Rad Tad: Jul 2, 2014

Clochette posted:

I don't really get it either. I thrive on drama and even this is completely uninteresting to me.

I too think that 5 guys wasn't enough. There isn't even going to be a reality show.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:25

landy.: Jan 20, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Monsieur Mango posted:

Tell them to go to Traditional Games. That subform is filled to the brim with sackless males, they'll feel just right at home.

Lol you go to GBS for careposts.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:26

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deadking: Apr 13, 2006; Hello? Charlemagne?!

tranime scholar posted:

don't talk poo poo about the clash bitch

the clash are p cool, but, strangely, wearing a clash shirt is basically advertising your dull taste in music

# ? Aug 22, 2014 00:34

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