CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

An eye.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:03

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:57

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
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^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

poke it with a needle and stand back

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:03

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

She has huge hands. I mean, that's a full sized pint glass, no? HUUUUGE hands.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:04

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

If she was a zelda monster that would definitely be the weak spot. Use the slingshot.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:04

SPACE HOMOS: Jan 12, 2005

SunAndSpring posted:

5. what the gently caress is that on her right temple. is that a zit or a piercing

That stud in her head shows how many years shes been a space marine.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:04

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

it looks like one of those holes that basketballs have so you can stick the thing that fills it full of air into the ball.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:04

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/08/what-depression-quest-taught-me-about-dealing-with-mental-illness/
by Kyle Orland

Did this guy get laid? This article was published after the internet drama came about.

e: author's picture, http://arstechnica.com/wp-content/uploads/authors/kyle-orland2.jpg
he looks like her type of guy

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:09

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

SunAndSpring posted:

what is that thing

Eventual infection.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:09

barfoid 4: Aug 21, 2014; by XyloJW

whats on her face lov?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:13

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

but... she's... a giiiiiiirl.... nnnoooooo :negative:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:24

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

SunAndSpring posted:

so many things wrong with this picture.

1. who brings their laptops to a bar
2. who reads 4chan at the bar
3. who flips off 4chan at a bar
4. why would you ever get a tattoo anywhere that cannot be covered by a t-shirt
5. what the gently caress is that on her right temple. is that a zit or a piercing
6. that dude is wearing a bracelet
7. adam sessler can't spell correctly

@AdamSessler don't forget to wrap your willy

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:26

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Irradiation posted:

also what the gently caress is up with those miniblinds, i mean goddamn

buy yourself some verticals or something bitch, be respectable

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:27

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

Bar maiden ! Your finest Guinness and a plug for my Alienware laptop! - a literal child

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:28

diamond dog: Jul 27, 2010; by merry exmarx

Gumdrop Larry posted:

Is that tweet supposed to imply that they're "hacking" 4chan, or is it supposed to be some proclamation of how aloof they are about everything right now or what.

people are breaking into skype accounts of anyone connected. i guess they're sitting in a bar reading a 4chan thread about it. exactly like the movie 'hackers'

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:29

icantfindaname: Jul 1, 2008

now wait for real here is she a trans-woman or was she born looking like that?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:31

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

icantfindaname posted:

now wait for real here is she a trans-woman or was she born looking like that?

Someone mugged her and stole her gender.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:33

Moony: Nov 6, 2007; terrible.

SunAndSpring posted:

what is that thing

it's a dermal implant ya square

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:37

Raw_Beef: Jul 2, 2004; We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.

spidoman posted:

Someone mugged her and stole her gender.

Suspect was reportedly armed with "ugly stick". beat victim about the head and face several times.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:42

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Razorwired posted:

Who the gently caress takes cash for rent anyway? Ten years ago my landlord made it policy that I either write her a check or go to the bank and get a cashier's check. You know, methods of payment that you can call in when your mugger conveniently forgets to nick your phone.

When your wage is mostly on black, you pay your rent in cash to avoid the taxman crashing down on you.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:45

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

SunAndSpring posted:

what is that thing

It's me, bitch. :twisted:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:46

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Sessler gonna get himself into the five guys club tonight.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:47

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

What's the female equivalent of the fedora?

Codependent Poster posted:

Sessler gonna get himself into the five guys club tonight.

Nah he's clearly fixing her laptop in that picture.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:48

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

What's the female equivalent of the fedora?

Nah he's clearly fixing her laptop in that picture.

Either the corset or the tiny top hat fascinator

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:49

Denim Dude: Feb 21, 2006; [I'M A GIANT HOMOPHOBE

im really surprised she went with the stong independent woman with a healthy sex drive angle instead of the i was taken advantage of by men with power who could make or break my career angle. she coulda been making 5x the money on that kickstarter knockoff thing.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:49

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

What's the female equivalent of the fedora?

neon dyed hair

# ? Aug 22, 2014 04:49

SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Codependent Poster posted:

Sessler gonna get himself into the five guys club tonight.

Sessler's like the sixth man in basketball; he doesn't come right away like the other players, but he's first to show up if some of the others can't make it.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:01

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Yivgev posted:

neon dyed hair

No, because some girls actually look good with bright purple hair, whereas no mens look good in a fedora.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:04

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

lol i warned u goons dont say that around goonettes

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:07

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Yivgev posted:

neon dyed hair

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:09

KernelSlanders: May 27, 2013; Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

THS posted:

i havent read this thread and the summary in the op doesnt really clarify it

whats goin on

Some gamer chick slept around and reddit mods deleted all the posts in a thread about it.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:09

Yivgev: May 19, 2004; i brought my +1 ak-47

precision posted:

No, because some girls actually look good with bright purple hair, whereas no mens look good in a fedora.

nah

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:10

5-HT: Oct 17, 2012

precision posted:

No, because some girls actually look good with bright purple hair, whereas no mens look good in a fedora.

lmbo, no

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:16

landy.: Jan 20, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

precision posted:

No, because some girls actually look good with bright purple hair, whereas no mens look good in a fedora.

Yeah, but any girl who looks good with purple hair probably already looked good without it. It sure as hell has never improved somebody's appearance.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:18

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

KernelSlanders posted:

Some gamer chick slept around and reddit mods deleted all the posts in a thread about it.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:20

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

precision posted:

No, because some girls actually look good with bright purple hair, whereas no mens look good in a fedora.

I was gonna post a hot guy in a fedora, but goddamn even Channing Tatum can't make that poo poo look not rediculous in any modern context. Still doesn't make purple hair attractive on a woman.

V Nah, still screams douchbag.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Aug 22, 2014

# ? Aug 22, 2014 05:22

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.