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AJ_Impy posted:Self correcting problem: we run another lightning-fast test. That was my thought as well. I'm sure I can at least get the commissioners-run-each-round's-fights-in-any-order code done by then, and balance changes could be implemented as well (missile weapons are too expensive right now, and halberds and scourges should probably cost a little more) since balance changes don't require any new coding.
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So I will run the first fight about 12hrs from this post I guess. That cool with everyone? If someone wants to run it before then, go ahead. I won't be able run anything on the weekend.  get your bets in!
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Aug 22, 2014 00:47
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Quickly, take my dorfbucks! Again!
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Aug 22, 2014 00:55
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Oh look, it's Bad Munki's team that I will be running. I am going to cheat so hard. Smart bets are on the other team.
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Aug 22, 2014 01:21
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Uhhhhhhhhh duh, why do you think I bet on the other team? Also, how bad a commisioner are you if you need to cheat to make me lose. Like really. That's just sad.
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Aug 22, 2014 01:27
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It's true, dude, our team is bollocks.
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Aug 22, 2014 02:09
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I feel like I really went above and beyond the call of incompetence on this one, too. So proud of myself. 
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I think you've truly hit rock bottom with this one. Only way down from here would be to somehow skill your fighter to self-immolate at the start of the match.
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The match starts and knuckle dragger just starts whaling mercilessly on ant agonist
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Ignite Memories posted:The match starts and knuckle dragger just starts whaling mercilessly on ant agonist But ants don't have any blubber... 
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Dungeon Ecology posted:But ants don't have any blubber... Hence the lack of mercy. 'From Dwarfhalla's heart I spit at thee...'
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Yes, all the fighter spots are filled, but you can still place bets! You get 1000 dwarfbucks to bet with just for participating. Thanks! Read through the whole thread now, glad I found this when it started picking up / speeding up the matches. Very much looking forward to the next tournament! Be it a small test round or the next big one 
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While I greatly enjoy the great speed this tournament seems to be played with, I'd like to suggest to have a two day pause (at the very least) between rounds that involve spending points.
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my dad posted:While I greatly enjoy the great speed this tournament seems to be played with, I'd like to suggest to have a two day pause (at the very least) between rounds that involve spending points. Agreed, Jazz will likely put out the call to people to upgrade and give a few days before adopting their fighters out to other people. Grabbing macros now, will have writeup in 30 minutes or so. Edit: Anyone know how to make a dragon have sex with a corpse in this game? Or just poo poo on it, that'd be fine too. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Edit: Anyone know how to make a dragon have sex with a corpse in this game? Or just poo poo on it, that'd be fine too.
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Round 3, Fight 1 Boatmurdered division, Round 3, Fight 1. This is an exciting match between the two last place teams that will decide absolutely nothing. That's a lie, this will determine who comes in last place in the division and therefore will get picked on by all of the other fighters.  On the left we have Daggum Polecats with Harold Bird the Human, Knuckle Dragger the Gremlin, and Ant Agonist the Antwoman. They are managed by ignite memories, Bad Munki, and pun pundit. On the right we have Team Tiny Arms with Axel the Dark Hero (a dwarf), I'll Strangle You and Antioneette the Ant Woman. They are managed by Galic, Khisanth Magus, and Mlle.  They charge to the center of the arena, Antionette the fastest fighter out there!  The antwomen meet in the center, and then something incredble happens. You might want to sit down for this. Knuckle Dragger punches Antionette in the left foot, tearing fat and bruising musle through the copper boot! Antionette falls over and never regains her feet for the rest of the match. Harold Bird wastes no time and stabs I'll Strangle You in the hand with his halbard, cutting open an artery and severing a nerve. I'll Strangle You swings back, but is parried. The group now swings at each other for a few moments, none able to get an advantage. Antionette is still laying on her back, gamely fighting on and not injured in any way.  Then things start happening quickly. Knuckle Dragger darts in and punches Antionette in the second right hand hard enough to make the antwoman drop her whip. She hits Knuckle Dragger back with a mace, but only manages to give him a bruise. Ant Agonist turns her attention to I'll Strangle You who, with his teammate Axel the Dark Hero, is dueling with Harold Bird. Harold Bird has kept them at bay and Ant Agonist lashes the smaller strangler in a hand, causing it to explode into a fine mist. I'll Strangle You is overcome with pain and falls over stunned. Knuckle Dragger darts in again, punching Antionette right in the face. The concussion-like symptoms are too much, Antionette is no more. That's right, Knuckle Dragger punched someone in the face, causing a BRUISE, and killed the antwoman. So we've got 3 standing Daggum Polecats, none injured. Team Tiny Arms has lost their antwoman, and their strangler is on the floor unconsious.  Ant Agonist casually smashes I'll Strangle You's head and chalks up another kill for her team. At the same time Harold Bird, now only facing one opponent, stabs Axel the Dark Hero in the leg which fractures bone and sends him to the floor.  In the above screenshot the downed dwarf Axel the Dark Hero is underneath the U which is the human Harold Bird. Ant Agonist doesn't bother moving to help out, disgusted with how easily the match has been so far. Knuckle Dragger is a bit more blood thirsty and moves to get some more punching in. Harold Bird stabs Axel the Dark Hero in the arm while Knuckle Dragger punches his lips to a pulp.  Ant Agonist moves in to help, annoyed that her teammates are dismembering the poor fighter on the ground. Instead of helping, she punches his jaw off with a sheild, then breaks his legs with a quick whipping. Harold Bird finishes the poor dwarf off with a blow to the head. Daggum Polecats win the fight 3-0, with each fighter taking a kill. Combat Log Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Aug 22, 2014 13:33
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YES! YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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You should be proud of your little dude. If you read the combat log he fought 2 of them to a standstill for a while before Ant Agonist moved to help out.
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Aug 22, 2014 13:39
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Is this the first time a Gremlin has ever taken a kill in one of these?
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That was amazing.  And it cost Bad Munki almost every single arena bitcoin he had. Which makes it double amazing.
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Aug 22, 2014 13:41
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Did we.. just win a match? And Bad Munki scored a kill? Am I still sleeping? Also my dorfbux went from 10 to 126 on this match. Finally betting all my dorfbux on my own team pays off!
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Aug 22, 2014 14:02
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DEATH IS ALL AROUND US THE HORROR CONSUMES ME
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How did this happen!? And people actually bet on Bad Munki's team and tripled their wager!
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my dad posted:Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh, poo poo, MY PLAN  Even in trying to lose, I fail. WELP.
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What...I... There are no words. Spermy Smurf posted:The antwomen meet in the center, and then something incredble happens. You might want to sit down for this. Knuckle Dragger punches Antionette in the left foot, tearing fat and bruising musle through the copper boot! Antionette falls over and never regains her feet for the rest of the match. Combat Log posted:Knuckle Dragger_DP punches Antionette_TTA in the head with his right hand, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the brain through the silver helm! Perhaps Bad Munki actually is the greatest mind in arena history, and has only been staggeringly unlucky so far!
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I'm glad those iron high boots finally paid off. After getting my foot smashed by a minotaur round one I was feeling a little salty about that purchase.
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Bene Elim posted:What...I... I don't know, man, I took a hit from a mace and somehow only got a minor wound. Remember, I'm an almost completely unarmored gremlin, it's not hard to make them go splat. That seems like pure luck to me.
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Bad Munki posted:I don't know, man, I took a hit from a mace and somehow only got a minor wound. Remember, I'm an almost completely unarmored gremlin, it's not hard to make them go splat. That seems like pure luck to me. Antionette was on the ground, I dont think hits from the ground do jack poo poo for damage anymore. Still, I expected more than a bruise.
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So how many times did you have to run the fight to get us to win? 
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Aug 22, 2014 14:27
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That is between me, my computer, and the NSA.
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Spermy Smurf posted:Antionette was on the ground, I dont think hits from the ground do jack poo poo for damage anymore. Still, I expected more than a bruise. Tell that to Jack, who got stabbed in the heart from the ground and decapitated the one who did it, also from the ground.
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God dammit Axel!  You were supposed to go into a martial trance when you got outnumbered! That was literally our only plan!
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I am actually not surprised by this outcome! In their last fight, the Daggum Polecats did quite well. If I'd put Ant Agonist opposite King and Knuckle Dragger opposite Sunny, I think they probably would have won the fight, but I didn't actually test this. I simply put each team in in the same order that they appear in the manager screen, to avoid any sort of possibility of favoritism. I am surprised that Knuckle Dragger did useful things, though. 
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I hold my allies entirely to blame for this outcome! And for me losing almost all of my dwarfbucks, which I bet on what should have been a win!
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ZeeToo posted:If I'd put Ant Agonist opposite King and Knuckle Dragger opposite Sunny, I think they probably would have won the fight, but I didn't actually test this. I simply put each team in in the same order that they appear in the manager screen, to avoid any sort of possibility of favoritism. I do this too. On the manager screen it was Human, Gremlin, Antoman on the Polecats so top was human, gremlin in middle, ant on bottom. On the right it was Dwarf, strangler, antwoman. Top to bottom, no favoritism.
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Aug 22, 2014 18:31
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I accidentally bet a lot of cash on Bad Munki. Looks like I make more money by accident than on purpose.
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Aug 22, 2014 18:38
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The arena fans thirst for blood.
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It is inevitable. We can only wait.
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It must be met with deadly force.
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It is terrifying.
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