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Is Fez the one that's the metaphor for the nuclear bomb, the alcoholic dad, the death of a sibling, or just a dork jerking off in your face for a few hours while a bunch of other dorks clap and cheer about how artistic it is.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:30
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Blackheart posted:Did it really have QR puzzles because that sounds insanely bad yes Tatum Girlparts posted:Is Fez the one that's the metaphor for the nuclear bomb, the alcoholic dad, the death of a sibling, or just a dork jerking off in your face for a few hours while a bunch of other dorks clap and cheer about how artistic it is. yes
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Aug 22, 2014 21:30
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Is Fez the one that's the metaphor for the nuclear bomb, the alcoholic dad, the death of a sibling, or just a dork jerking off in your face for a few hours while a bunch of other dorks clap and cheer about how artistic it is. i think that's braid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ
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Aug 22, 2014 21:31
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Blackheart posted:Did it really have QR puzzles because that sounds insanely bad  lol
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Aug 22, 2014 21:31
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fez not good fez bad
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Aug 22, 2014 21:32
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Blackheart posted:Did it really have QR puzzles because that sounds insanely bad the worst was not the qr puzzle, or even the esoteric alternate alphabets you were supposed to learn yourself that were required to decode two thirds of the puzzles in the game, but the clock that required you to wait up to a week to get the i mean you could just change your system clock but that was hosed up
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Aug 22, 2014 21:32
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indie games? more like indie gays. fez sucks
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Aug 22, 2014 21:34
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Does anyone take game reviews seriously anyway? I thought it was common knowledge that reviews are bought and paid for and basically just lengthy ads for games in most cases. The only difference here is that no one plays indie games, so she has no money and has to trade sex for reviews. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Aug 22, 2014 21:36
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fisting by many posted:the worst was not the qr puzzle, or even the esoteric alternate alphabets you were supposed to learn yourself that were required to decode two thirds of the puzzles in the game, but the clock that required you to wait up to a week to get the im ssurprised to learn the developer who shut down his sequel over a bit of twitter trolling is actually really bad at things
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Aug 22, 2014 21:38
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Does anyone take game reviews seriously anyway? I thought it was common knowledge that reviews are bought and paid for and basically just lengthy ads for games in most cases. nintendo power was great because it was uniformly biased so you could just subtract two layers of cocksucking from each review (three for first-party titles) to get an accurate rating
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Aug 22, 2014 21:39
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Does anyone take game reviews seriously anyway? I thought it was common knowledge that reviews are bought and paid for and basically just lengthy ads for games in most cases. videogame nerds don't care unless a woman is allegedly involved somehow
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Aug 22, 2014 21:39
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As a video game journalist (you can read my review of Skyrim in this thread), I found Fez to be fun for just exploring the world and treating the platforming as a puzzle. I got a good kick out of it and think it was a fun game. The creator seems to be a manchild, but I'd play a game by Hitler if it was fun.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:40
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Madcosby posted:As a video game journalist (you can read my review of Skyrim in this thread), I found Fez to be fun for just exploring the world and treating the platforming as a puzzle. I got a good kick out of it and think it was a fun game. The creator seems to be a manchild, but I'd play a game by Hitler if it was fun. how many chubby indie devs have you banged do they clean the cum out first or do you go in sloppy
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Aug 22, 2014 21:41
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Madcosby posted:As a video game journalist (you can read my review of Skyrim in this thread), I found Fez to be fun for just exploring the world and treating the platforming as a puzzle. I got a good kick out of it and think it was a fun game. The creator seems to be a manchild, but I'd play a game by Hitler if it was fun. you know quinn has to be directly involved in the game for you to get your dick sucked right
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Aug 22, 2014 21:41
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Aug 22, 2014 21:42
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DrPaper posted:Actually, this very week a male creator, of a web-comic, not a game, was also caught do really skeevy sexual poo poo. He was immediately treated as guilty, before any proof was provided (the pics were indeed provided, but not under the circumstances that were being claimed), and he was doxxed, with his family receiving threatening phone calls. Even after he released a statement explaining where the picture came from, how it came to circulate and that he didn't send it out to dozens of women as alleged, he is still treated by the twittersphere as having done so. sorry but that goes against the narrative that anyone criticizing animehair is a misogynist and not just someone who hates useless hypocritical scumbags
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Aug 22, 2014 21:45
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DoubleWelp posted:you know quinn has to be directly involved in the game for you to get your dick sucked right Let's just say I'm hungry for FISH
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Aug 22, 2014 21:46
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I'm feeling very triggered right now.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:46
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for some reason, in this group of exclusively chubby white dorks that i've collected, everyone is extremely horrible. Basically this is a global problem and there should be some "jouranlism" about it
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Aug 22, 2014 21:47
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I never played Depression Quest or Fez, but I'd love to do an...interview...with #Quinn to discuss my review of her game.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:47
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Brannock posted:doesn't seem so Cool, thanks. 
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Aug 22, 2014 21:48
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every person "ironically" posting itt that they'd like to WRITE A REVIEW of her VIDEO GAME and so on needs to remember that she basically looks like a potato rolled in cornstarch but with a weird zitlike dermal implant if you want me to write a positive review of sadbrains the game you need to bring something more to the table than what i'm seeing now
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Aug 22, 2014 21:49
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Jastiger posted:I never played Depression Quest or Fez, but I'd love to do an...interview...with #Quinn to discuss my review of her game. You lay down with dogs, you wake up with disease.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:49
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:every person "ironically" posting itt that they'd like to WRITE A REVIEW of her VIDEO GAME and so on needs to remember that she basically looks like a potato rolled in cornstarch but with a weird zitlike dermal implant but dude girl gamer who only cheats on you with other losers every now and then that's like every nerd's dream
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Aug 22, 2014 21:51
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Robo Reagan posted:but dude girl gamer who only cheats on you with other losers every now and then that's like every nerd's dream i'm less offended that video game review writers would accept poon for a positive review because i mean look at them, this is their best shot i'm more offended that they accepted that specific poon it's like finding out that walmart bought off tax breaks by bribing lawmakers with a box of twinkies
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Aug 22, 2014 21:53
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Is Fez the one that's the metaphor for the nuclear bomb, the alcoholic dad, the death of a sibling, or just a dork jerking off in your face for a few hours while a bunch of other dorks clap and cheer about how artistic it is. The second one, Braid's the nuclear war one. Fez is the one wth the final puzzle that people have only solved via brute force and they can't figure out why that solution works. This is great in a puzzle game because
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Aug 22, 2014 21:54
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The General posted:You lay down with dogs, you wake up with disease. Not in this case. I wake up with positive nerd cred and a boost to my Game Journalism skills. DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i'm less offended that video game review writers would accept poon for a positive review because i mean look at them, this is their best shot I still don't get why everyone is bashing on her looks. *dons white knight helmet*
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Aug 22, 2014 21:56
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Jastiger posted:Not in this case. I wake up with positive nerd cred and a boost to my Game Journalism skills. It's funny.
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Aug 22, 2014 21:57
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bcuz cliff yablonski set precedent for making fun of fat cumbags
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Aug 22, 2014 21:57
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Literally The Worst posted:It's funny. her looks, that is
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Aug 22, 2014 21:59
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Does anyone take game reviews seriously anyway? I thought it was common knowledge that reviews are bought and paid for and basically just lengthy ads for games in most cases. Thanks to gamefly for consoles i never have to worry about paying attention to gaming bloggers (they are not journalists in any right). For PC games i check steam comments and sometimes the games threads here. There is no reason on this planet that a blogger should be paid for their lovely opinions about games, let along called a journalist.
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Aug 22, 2014 22:00
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:every person "ironically" posting itt that they'd like to WRITE A REVIEW of her VIDEO GAME and so on needs to remember that she basically looks like a potato rolled in cornstarch but with a weird zitlike dermal implant Well there's one thing you dont have to bring: condoms
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Aug 22, 2014 22:01
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the way this story was framed at the beginning she was a smoldering anime haired temptress and her myspace angled photos sort of backed that up but then more photos came out and i was like lol all of these people are gremlins i mean if i had known from the beginning this was a muppet sex scandal i probably wouldn't have cared but at this point its generated so much insane drama that it's funny on its own
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Aug 22, 2014 22:01
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DrPaper posted:Actually, this very week a male creator, of a web-comic, not a game, was also caught do really skeevy sexual poo poo. He was immediately treated as guilty, before any proof was provided (the pics were indeed provided, but not under the circumstances that were being claimed), and he was doxxed, with his family receiving threatening phone calls. Even after he released a statement explaining where the picture came from, how it came to circulate and that he didn't send it out to dozens of women as alleged, he is still treated by the twittersphere as having done so. isn't this the guy who sent dick pics to girls he has/was dating? i like to think he'd been getting "sorry i'm busy, maybe next week" and went with the ol' male hairy
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Aug 22, 2014 22:02
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Lowtax, when are you gonna doxx yourself for attention.
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Aug 22, 2014 22:02
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SHe's p cute imo. Ya'll be cray cray./
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Literally The Worst posted:The second one, Braid's the nuclear war one. Fez is the one wth the final puzzle that people have only solved via brute force and they can't figure out why that solution works. This is great in a puzzle game because wait was that the actual final final puzzle when I played it (read: followed along on gamefaqs because like hell I am decrypting hundreds of glyphs myself) they had figured out how to get all the collectible doodads and then they could press a code to make one doodad disappear but there was still one doodad that didn't, and also making the doodad disappear didn't appear to actually do anything man that game was a waste of time
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Aug 22, 2014 22:07
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Could phil fish go to jail/get sued into oblivion over leaking confidential sony/microsoft/valve documents as well as his employee's sensitive information? We need a lawyer in this sexy thread.
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Aug 22, 2014 22:09
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Jastiger posted:SHe's p cute imo. Ya'll be cray cray./ She would be cute, if she didn't have a habit of sleeping with a dozen people in a fortnight.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the way this story was framed at the beginning she was a smoldering anime haired temptress and her myspace angled photos sort of backed that up but then more photos came out and i was like lol all of these people are gremlins this is almost universally true for any sex scandal everyone has a little bit of ugly in them. some have more than others
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