The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Look in the tunk.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 03:47

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# ? May 21, 2024 05:51

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

You're a dull boy, MondayHotDog.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 03:49

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Let's bee friends!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 03:59

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

MondayHotDog posted:

Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

It was just vapor locked.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Hey I just got here, what's going on?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:10

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Here's an appealing fellow. They're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:19

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

When I was 17...I drank some very good beer...

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:22

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

NoMoneyDown posted:

The two sweetest words in the English language.

SCREW FLANDERS!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:25

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

OrangeKing posted:

When I was 17...I drank some very good beer...

Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like 3 of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

There's a distinct possibility that this episode has more quotes than any other episode.

I mean...uh...Dental Plan!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

Look in the tunk.

That's a pretty big caboose for a baby...

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like 3 of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS THREAD INTO A HOUSE OF LIES!?!?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE

Cannons are designed to hurt.

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT! :aaa:

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Cannons are designed to hurt.

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!

Of course for safety reasons we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:41

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

There's a distinct possibility that this episode has more quotes than any other episode.

I mean...uh...Dental Plan!

Lisa needs braces.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:43

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

There's a distinct possibility that this episode has more quotes than any other episode.

I mean...uh...Dental Plan!

It was the best of quotes, it was the blurst of quotes? Stupid monkey!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:48

Cithen: Mar 6, 2002; Pillbug

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:48

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Do over Ham posted:

Lisa needs braces.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Of course for safety reasons we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

And that's why they call it Fort Sensible

Actually that's not why they call it Fort Sensible

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:53

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Gimme five bees for a quote, you'd say.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:54

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Gimme five bees for a quote, you'd say.

And that's the tooth!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 04:59

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

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# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:05

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

OrangeKing posted:

And that's the tooth!

Oops! I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Fla Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandorsndors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors

gingerberger, if you can quote "Screw Flanders" without using the letter E, I won't ban you.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:09

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

MondayHotDog posted:

gingerberger, if you can quote "Screw Flanders" without using the letter E, I won't ban you.

Soon you'll have a mighty hump MondayHotDog.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

OrangeKing posted:

And that's the tooth!

I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at IMJack's teeth.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:26

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at IMJack's teeth.

TMMadman, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at IMJack's teeth.

Stop trying to get us to do presentations on IMJack's teeth, what is it with you and those things? :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 23, 2014 05:34

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at IMJack's teeth.

Do you haff my teeff?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:34

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Stop trying to get us to do presentations on IMJack's teeth, what is it with you and those things?

The kick is up... it's looking good... the ball is turning into a fat bald guy! And it's no good, and you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Jerusalem did that. It's very good!

# ? Aug 23, 2014 06:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

The kick is up... it's looking good... the ball is turning into a fat bald guy! And it's no good, and you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Jerusalem did that. It's very good!

Don't worry, I'm sure the kicker can fall back on his degree in.... COMMUNICATIONS!?! :gonk:

# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:01

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

"MALAISE FOREVER" is a really funny combination of two words. Welp, see you later

# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Don't worry, I'm sure the kicker can fall back on his degree in.... COMMUNICATIONS!?!

But here, where you say "What I got, you gotta get and put it in you," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you"?

# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Fla Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandorsndors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors Scrow Flandors

If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flandors was dead.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:38

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flandors was dead.

What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over fifty years.

# ? Aug 23, 2014 07:56

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

The SituAsian posted:

TMMadman, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such

ehhh it's in the back somewhere...

# ? Aug 23, 2014 08:15

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.