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Phy posted:Downside: yo hair smell like a club sandwich Why would that be a downside  Want good smelling hair ? Douse it in mayo like a animal.
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Lifehack: want to run a joke into the ground? Keep repeating it like a animal.
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Minarch posted:Lifehack: want to run a joke into the ground? Keep repeating it like
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My friend had to quit letting her kids go to their father's because their father got lice and the daughter kept coming home with it. Said father refuses to treat his hair, either denying he has lice or saying the lice will go away on their own.
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Aug 21, 2014 23:02
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I always enjoyed getting checked for lice by the nurse since the coffee straws she used felt good scratching my scalp
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Aug 21, 2014 23:27
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Minarch posted:Lifehack: want to run a joke into the ground? Keep repeating it like a animal. Lifehack : When a joke starts getting tired, call it a meme. Le instant lulz 
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SaltLick posted:I always enjoyed getting checked for lice by the nurse since the coffee straws she used felt good scratching my scalp You're in luck, just cut the ends off a whisk and put some little rubber things on them. 
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Aug 21, 2014 23:34
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Plinkey posted:You're in luck, just cut the ends off a whisk and put some little rubber things on them. Lifehack: cut the ends off of a whisk and melt down something rubber to DiY something you can literally buy at the Dollar Tree.
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http://lifehacker.com/save-money-on-wine-at-a-restaurant-by-ordering-from-the-1625046291 Lifehack: Want to save money on wine at a restaurant? Ask the waiter for the cheapest bottle of wine!
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Good lord, the worst we get up to is kissing our cousins 'round here. Where the hell did you grow up? Bah, my stupid phone auto corrects words like "live" to love and I see lice is now part of that too.
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Toriori posted:Bah, my stupid phone auto corrects words like "live" to love and I see lice is now part of that too. All you need is love.
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The only mayo-based hack I know is mixing it with scrambled eggs to give it more volume or texture.
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Nicholas posted:http://lifehacker.com/save-money-on-wine-at-a-restaurant-by-ordering-from-the-1625046291 It'll pair perfectly with a steak and french fries. True class.
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How about some extreme thriftiness? This article asks the question, are these things really stealing? The answer is almost always yes. http://www.daveramsey.com/blog/thrift-or-theft quote:1. Taking extra toiletries or condiments. quote:3. Taking advantage of the return policy. And so it goes.
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walrusman posted:How about some extreme thriftiness? This article asks the question, are these things really stealing? The answer is almost always yes.
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The lifehacks subreddit is exactly the sort of infuriating garbage advice from garbage people that you would expect it to be:  But that's not all, they also take requests:  http://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/ There is also http://www.reddit.com/r/shittylifehacks but I can't really tell the difference
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twoday posted:The lifehacks subreddit is exactly the sort of infuriating garbage advice from garbage people that you would expect it to be: Last dude is not gonna like the "hack" that solves his problem: clean your whole house and keep it that way, don't let any leftover food inside your house. But of course someone will propose a better hack involving a lighter and a can of hairspray.
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twoday posted:The lifehacks subreddit is exactly the sort of infuriating garbage advice from garbage people that you would expect it to be: I'm fairly certain fast food places make up a bunch of meat and just assemble your sandwich when you order. Even if they had a bunch of premade stuff, what would stop them from just putting more onions on the premade sandwich? Also, if you eat fast food you probably aren't already concerned with the freshness of the ingredients.
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Saw this on imgur today: http://imgur.com/gallery/SPM1sJI Helpful lifehacks such as "pour poo poo from around your house all over your house to fix your house" and "put poo poo in bags to organize poo poo". For bonus laughs, the top comment is a rape joke.
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http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2007/01/guy-can-get-59-mpg-plain-old-accord-beat-punk Hypermiling is absolutely ridiculous. Drive like a shithead to get higher gas mileage!
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kazil posted:Saw this on imgur today: http://imgur.com/gallery/SPM1sJI  And then you can be annoyed by having tape scratching your neck instead!   If you do this to a wall, which is what the crayon part is probably meant to be applied to, you will a) ruin the wallpaper and b) weaken the drywall. But hey at least the crayon will be gone!  Two classy gentlemen claim the top spots with their wit.
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twoday posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-s9uEakAc I found this, definitely worth the click.
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A Moose posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-s9uEakAc I found this, definitely worth the click. Yeah, serious pro-click here.
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If you buy a book you can use the receipt as a bookmark
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SaltLick posted:http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2007/01/guy-can-get-59-mpg-plain-old-accord-beat-punk The guy at the centre of this article claims he tries not to brake if at all possible when he's driving to save fuel, but he's driving a Honda Civic Hybrid. As far as I am aware the batteries in Honda hybrids are recharged with energy salvaged from the brakes during braking so he's really just doing himself a disservice here.
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quote:What can't be jettisoned is Wayne himself, who at 6 feet 1 inch and 210 pounds looks too big to fit into this tin can two-seater. ("I would love to lose 60 pounds," he tells me, "because it would help my mileage.") In Wayne's world, fuel efficiency is not about the car. It's about the driver. That is a weird-rear end place for that joke to pop up. I actually laughed because it caught me off guard.
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metalfingers posted:The guy at the centre of this article claims he tries not to brake if at all possible when he's driving to save fuel, but he's driving a Honda Civic Hybrid. As far as I am aware the batteries in Honda hybrids are recharged with energy salvaged from the brakes during braking so he's really just doing himself a disservice here. quote:Unlike most hypermilers, the most fuel-efficient driver on the planet doesn't own a hybrid. He sold his Honda Insight two years ago and bought a 2005 Accord for the luxury of power mirrors, heated leather seats, and a state-of-the-art navigation system.
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DoomLazer posted:If you buy a book you can use the receipt as a bookmark Done this on the way home on the bus from the bookstore. Totes works.
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If you buytwo books pay by credit card so you get one additional bookmark.
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I'm shocked no one has mentioned Subway yet. I know this because I love Tomatoes not because I'm some kind of shifty shyster. Tomatoes are the only thing Subway will just keep giving you if you ask for more politely. I routinely ask for "triple tomatoes" on my sub because gently caress you its awesome. Someone once told me they do the same for Spinach as well. This seems like the kind of lifehack thing people would talk about because you gots to maximize your 5 dollar footlong profits. Then again I had a friend in college who would check the price of everything against the price per pound of the salad bar. This single handedly led to them raising the price of said salad bar once he made a habit of filling two salad bar containers, one with feta cheese and one with kalamata olives on a weekly basis. So yeah, people do this poo poo in real life and its annoying as gently caress and they deserve to be shamed.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:I'm shocked no one has mentioned Subway yet. I know this because I love Tomatoes not because I'm some kind of shifty shyster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs
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When I was 8, I got a really bad case of headlice that lasted a few months because we were poor and stupid. When I was bored, I would pick out the nits and lice during class and squish them with my fingernails on my desk. The mayonaisse thing, indeed, does not work, and neither does loving lavender like some homeopathic moron convinced my dad. That's my gross story, thanks for reading.  lifehack: own basic household tools and appliances. Pomp has a new favorite as of 13:03 on Aug 23, 2014 |
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Rad Tad posted:the part where they come check out your hair with the chopsticks always felt cool though Tip - check your hair for Cheetos using chopsticks so you don't get orange dust over your hands
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DoomLazer posted:If you buy a book you can use the receipt as a bookmark To be fair that isn't actually stupid; I do it myself sometimes if I've just bought a book. It's just so blindingly obvious that presenting it as a 'lifehack' is dumb.
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The_White_Crane posted:To be fair that isn't actually stupid; I do it myself sometimes if I've just bought a book. 
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Picnic Princess posted:Done this on the way home on the bus from the bookstore. Totes works. The added bonus of nobody is ever going to steal your book on the bus, but they would if it were a tablet you were holding instead.
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Lifehack: Tired of thieves stealing your smartphone? Don't own a smartphone! e: Here's something I hope is close enough to a lifehack without starting a derail into law, or god forbid, sovereign citizens, who have their own threads. Here goes: Can't afford a lawyer but still want to have a fair chance in court? Ask the public forum reddit.com/r/legaladvice* what to do! quote:http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-reddit-for-legal-advi-1619404235 The whole article goes into how bad an idea this was, and how it's actually a tip stolen from HBO's The Sopranos. *WARNING: /r/LegalAdvice is for entertainment purposes only and is not legal advice. TVarmy has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Aug 23, 2014 |
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If you hit someone with your car, keep driving. The police can't catch you this way!
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I'm browsing Ikea Hackers to get some ideas for a desk (it's not very fruitful) and spotted this one: Kids desk and cat toilet all in one. A dream come true.
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