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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

African AIDS cum posted:

Looks like a no-fee atm to me

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

http://gfycat.com/PettyOpenBichonfrise
Lol

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


mls.gif

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Best part? That's Robbie Keane

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009

Nah, this is

http://gfycat.com/FaithfulPlasticCaribou

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


That last guy he goes past should never play football ever again.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


That's Liam loving Ridgewell dancing past those players just to emphasise how poo poo that defending is

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Ewar Woowar posted:

That last guy he goes past should never play football ever again.

The keeper completely agrees with you.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Thirteenth Step posted:

Liam loving Ridgewell

Holy poo poo haha

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Ewar Woowar posted:

That last guy he goes past should never play football ever again.

I really want someone to make an MLS bloopers reel

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

lol jesus christ all those people get paid really well to play football professionally

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

ephex posted:

lol jesus christ all those people get paid really well to play football professionally

nah it's MLS
I guarantee you make more than some of the people on that field

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Surely they can't let that goal stand when an unidentified fan is directly involved in the lead-up to the goal

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Lamont Cranston posted:

nah it's MLS
I guarantee you make more than some of the people on that field

lol

the five dogturd NE players that he skimmed in that video with their basic wages in 2014 excluding all the extras

#9 Charlie Davies [$ 75,000.00]
#8 Chris Tierney [$ 100,000.00]
#6 Scott Caldwell [$ 52,313.00]
#2 Andrew Farrell (?) [$ 95,000.00]
#5 A.J. Soares [$ 119,180.00]

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

just look at those numbers and weep

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ephex posted:

lol

the five dogturd NE players that he skimmed in that video with their basic wages in 2014 excluding all the extras

#9 Charlie Davies [$ 75,000.00]
#8 Chris Tierney [$ 100,000.00]
#6 Scott Caldwell [$ 52,313.00]
#2 Andrew Farrell (?) [$ 95,000.00]
#5 A.J. Soares [$ 119,180.00]

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

just look at those numbers and weep

jesus I thought lamont craston was joking

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

ephex posted:

just look at those numbers and weep

lol i didn't bother looking the individual players up but yeah that's pretty bad

Lamont Cranston fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 24, 2014

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

ephex posted:

lol

the five dogturd NE players that he skimmed in that video with their basic wages in 2014 excluding all the extras

#9 Charlie Davies [$ 75,000.00]
#8 Chris Tierney [$ 100,000.00]
#6 Scott Caldwell [$ 52,313.00]
#2 Andrew Farrell (?) [$ 95,000.00]
#5 A.J. Soares [$ 119,180.00]

http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf

just look at those numbers and weep

Remember that this is dollars so Caldwell's in particular is a literal poverty wage. I think you proved his point, lol

Also I was at that game, and hell, all of the other ones, and some of them are still overpaid.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
£30k/$52k a year is not a poverty wage, good lord

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Gigi Galli posted:

Remember that this is dollars so Caldwell's in particular is a literal poverty wage. I think you proved his point, lol

Also I was at that game, and hell, all of the other ones, and some of them are still overpaid.

Compared to European top league wages surely, but if you compare it to regular job wages it's still an amazing amount of money for like twenty hours of work per week.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

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ephex posted:

Compared to European top league wages surely, but if you compare it to regular job wages it's still an amazing amount of money for like twenty hours of work per week.

On the other hand, retiring before before you hit 40 on $52k a year isn't possible.

zegadeth
May 14, 2006
Double life!!
$52k a year isnt poverty wage you clown.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
If you can't afford boat shoes in different leathers for different holidays in the hamptons, you're on poverty wage, sorry

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

zegadeth posted:

$52k a year isnt poverty wage you clown.

lol imagine any of these mls idiots getting roasted by 50 cent for only earning 52k a year

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

The Mash posted:

If you can't afford boat shoes in different leathers for different holidays in the hamptons, you're on poverty wage, sorry

Leather shoes?

Classic Colback, don't mind me. Ta

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

zegadeth posted:

$52k a year isnt poverty wage you clown.

Poor guy spotted :troll:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i didn't really know where to put this, but the Algerian league's top striker died after he was struck in the head with stones. Horrible stuff.

http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2014/08/24/algerian-league-striker-dies-after-head-injury-from-thrown-object/

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours

good lad

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Russ posted:

good lad

lol

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lmao

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
ahaha

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

That terrifying, lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
welp i'll add to that

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

this one was better imo. just imo

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

ephex posted:

welp i'll add to that


TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

:vince:

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


loving hell hahaha

eeS.
Nov 8, 2005

STUPID AS HELL!!


Happy 18th Birthday mate!

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
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