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Smudgie Buggler
Feb 27, 2005

SET PHASERS TO "GRINDING TEDIUM"

Anidav posted:

I'm pretty sure they shot it down but will hold a conscience vote at "some point" which will probably maybe happen like the Liberal Party's one.

And you guys shot down 50/50, what the gently caress. I'm still mad about that; giving Unions a double vote, buuuuuullllshiiiiiit.

There's significantly above-zero chance of me getting into a punch-up with the ETU thugs in my branch over this at the next meeting.

"We will always support any measure that gives a greater say to rank-and-file members in the choice of parliamentary leader" - Idiots trying to recruit me to the Left a year ago. gently caress off.

But then again I'm also loving appalled at the intimidatory tactics used by my own faction in trying to document certain delegates' votes on party leadership election. Half of QYL desperately needs to chill the gently caress out, while the other half needs to pull their fingers out and actually start doing stuff.

Happy about gay marriage and onshore processing, though.

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
There's also no active Minister for Finance, since Sinodinos is lying low due to ICAC. Cormann's probably got a good reputation within the party too.

Treasurers are virtually never booted. They might quit, or be forced out due to a scandal, but it's essentially a leadership position and forcing out your own treasurer would look terrible.

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

Lid posted:

They're trying to restart the budget emergency narrative but they haven't realised that they have lost not just the battle but the war over the budget. Mathias is the attempt because he doesn't have the stigma of Hockey but no one in the public is buying it and they have no idea what to do (usually they'd threaten a double dissolution in cases like this except every other party knows a DD favours them so instead they're just now threatening to cut funding to things for no reason).

They're taking some bipolar approach where they're saying on one hand they're totally ready to sit down to negotiate and compromise with the senate and then on the other hand making all these threats about what they'll do if it doesn't go through.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Smudgie Buggler posted:


But then again I'm also loving appalled at the intimidatory tactics used by my own faction in trying to document certain delegates' votes on party leadership election. Half of QYL desperately needs to chill the gently caress out, while the other half needs to pull their fingers out and actually start doing stuff.

There's those guys who are chill as gently caress and don't care about factions. And then there's those Daffy Ducks that point fingers and curse "The socialist left!!!" The left isn't really all that socialist, it just isn't Tory, nor is it third way so the poor fellas don't know how else to classify it without resorting to red scare.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
#Galaxy Poll NSW State Primary Votes: L/NP 45 (+2) ALP 35 (-2) GRN 11 (0) #nswpol #auspol

Nsw is hosed if this happens even after all of the ICAC stuff.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Scylo posted:

#Galaxy Poll NSW State Primary Votes: L/NP 45 (+2) ALP 35 (-2) GRN 11 (0) #nswpol #auspol

Nsw is hosed if this happens even after all of the ICAC stuff.

hahahahahhaha

lose a whole region's worth of MP's to corruption

gain 2 points in primary vote

nsw.txt

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Abbott's pride and not wanting to look like Labor is what's somehow holding the party together. I have this suspicion that he's squirreled himself away behind Credlin to the point where she's flat out keeping the hounds at bay and he's so lost for actual advice he's left to blunder in front of the press.

There also appears to be a disconnect between what he says and his ministers actually do. In some way he seems to trust his ministers to carry out their tasks with minimal consulting "do what we were voted to do" and then not really realize the damage they've done until it's nearly too late when he has to quietly step in and stop them.

Their tactic now is to attempt to instill fear into the senate by raising taxes and then blame the "obstructionist greens/labor/pup" for the reason. September is going to be quite interesting.

With a DD the party still has enough seats to take a blow and, hypothetically, if they loose Hockey, Pyne, Morrison, Brandis and Abbott the party can still vote in a replacement leader, which could end up being Turnbull, and still lead with a minority.

The likelihood is they end up having to do a mini budget, much like Howard did in the 70's, along with bitterly conceding defeat with PPL combined with asking the RBA for the loan to be repaid to make things look a bit better.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

quote:

#Galaxy Poll NSW Better at fighting corruption: Baird LIB 43 Robertson ALP 15

quote:

#Galaxy Poll NSW State 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 55 (+2) ALP 45 (-2) #nswpol #auspol

:wtc:

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Is there a way to see how many films were produced in Australia last year, and which company produced them?

The whole last week has been nothing but Village Roadshow pissing and moaning about illegal downloads 'killing the industry' and 'costing us jobs' and I am wondering just how many movies they produced in australia in recent times and how many of them have been downloaded.

Their own numbers are 25% of people are illegally downloading movies, which still leaves a fairly significant chunk of presumably old and young stupid people who cant figure out bit torrent for them to leech $25 per DVD out of and $20 a movie ticket.

I mean we know that piracy isnt the problem and being tougher on it isnt the solution, I just want to prove that they dont really give a poo poo about the Australian Film Industry they claim to be protecting.

Smegmatron
Apr 23, 2003

I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Scylo posted:

#Galaxy Poll NSW State Primary Votes: L/NP 45 (+2) ALP 35 (-2) GRN 11 (0) #nswpol #auspol

Nsw is hosed if this happens even after all of the ICAC stuff.

I got this custom title (and a poorly written PM!) from Cat Terrist after his house nearly burned down in the last round of bush fires and I pointed out that he voted for the party who defunded the rural fire service two weeks prior. These are the kinds of people who vote in NSW.

The NSW ALP isn't very nice, but plenty of idiots are convinced they're the worst thing ever so nothing the LNP does, up to and including letting your house burn down, is anywhere near as bad. There is a huge number of people in this state who hate the ALP so much that even after this season of ICAC they will unironically say "they aren't as bad as the other mob!"


...then their McMansions will burn down because the firies coming up from Victoria can't afford the toll on the Joe Hockey Memorial Expressway.

Smegmatron fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Aug 24, 2014

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

TobyObi posted:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/rea...l-1227034374596


Man involved in burdening poor people with crushing debt complains he can't burden them with quite so much crushing debt.

Something something global financial crisis something property always goes up!

I really don't understand how anyone but the already wealthy affords housing here. I ran into a guy I went to uni with a few weeks ago, he was commuting from Kwinana to Morley (to give an idea of how far that is, it's a ~45 minute drive assuming no traffic, god knows how long that was taking him on public transport) every day for work because the only house he could afford to rent was under the rental affordability scheme. Meanwhile, some mutual friends of ours are out househunting and the places in their pricerange are either massive shitholes with serious structural/cosmetic problems, or 1 bedroom apartments.

My partner and I decided to take a look at the real estate pages just a few days ago, and found that everywhere we actually wanted to live was far too expensive to even entertain the idea of buying. Hurray, forever renting!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

John Robertson is somehow even more invisible than Bill Shorten.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Scylo posted:

#Galaxy Poll NSW State Primary Votes: L/NP 45 (+2) ALP 35 (-2) GRN 11 (0) #nswpol #auspol

Nsw is hosed if this happens even after all of the ICAC stuff.

That is insane, just pure insanity. Maybe democracy is the wrong system after all.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
i don't know what the margin of error is on that poll but it's almost certainly >=2 so keep your monocles out of your champagne flutes everyone

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Lid posted:

John Robertson is somehow even more invisible than Bill Shorten.

That's because he's a shitheel who knows better than to bring attention to himself.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Haters Objector posted:

i don't know what the margin of error is on that poll but it's almost certainly >=2 so keep your monocles out of your champagne flutes everyone

3-4% or so, probably.

The result is still fairly bewildering.

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

Laserface posted:

Is there a way to see how many films were produced in Australia last year, and which company produced them?

The whole last week has been nothing but Village Roadshow pissing and moaning about illegal downloads 'killing the industry' and 'costing us jobs' and I am wondering just how many movies they produced in australia in recent times and how many of them have been downloaded.

Their own numbers are 25% of people are illegally downloading movies, which still leaves a fairly significant chunk of presumably old and young stupid people who cant figure out bit torrent for them to leech $25 per DVD out of and $20 a movie ticket.

I mean we know that piracy isnt the problem and being tougher on it isnt the solution, I just want to prove that they dont really give a poo poo about the Australian Film Industry they claim to be protecting.

Village Roadshow is partnered with the US producers and distributors so when every you see them speaking, or suing, it's on behalf of Hollywood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_Cinemas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_Roadshow_Pictures

I haven't read it for awhile, but torrentfreak was a pretty good source for info. As mentioned there by their work Australia was responsible for about 11% of global Game of Thrones torrenting, so I'd call bullshit on 25% of people regularly downloading movies.

It's all nonsense anyway, it's the same :qq: consumers wont take our products on our terms :qq: we saw from the music industry and we know how that went for them. The iinet decision really set them back so they want legislation and wont play ball with anything less, hence the boycott of Malcolm's Q&A.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Laserface posted:

Is there a way to see how many films were produced in Australia last year, and which company produced them?
Trade magazines like Inside Film or Screen Hub generally have a subscribers only list or reports you can download. Wikipedia is a good quick guide and Box Office Mojo is handy.

At the moment success are coming through TV rather than cinema, also it's the main market for greater audience accessibility via VOD and DVR.

Gatsby made back $25,282,416 in Australia, just sitting behind Hunger Games and The Hobbit (around $35 mil each) - so it's a bit rich to claim piracy is killing this off by any measure.
It's not actually piracy, it's piss-poor advertising where people don't actually realize the films are out there and miss their limited release, so they end up pirating it as it's the only way to see it as they don't want to sign up to an overpriced VOD service.

To say they're supporting is a pretty thin excuse, Roadshow is likely lobbying Brandis to death to protect their own interests, they also have to compete with FOX and other studios to distribute other box office hits.

Sadly the reality is that it's a pretty depressing outlook. The massive funding cuts looking to stifle the small boom that's going on in Australian production where we finally had enough resources on hand to start taking chances and are starting to create some pretty solid stuff.

The effect as of next year is going to cut the legs away from emerging film development facilities (such as the MRC in Adelaide) and the the only way to get something going is to be an established independent production firm that you have found outside investors for.
The indie market has pretty much been delegated to "oh you've got a DSLR and kickstarter, you'll be right" when you really need much more support.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Annabel Crabb posted:

Browsers of the Australian Women's Weekly in March 1967 might have been intrigued to notice – at the bottom of page 33 – an article entitled "All The World's A School".

The story concerned a precocious 12-year-old called Clive Palmer, who had just crossed the equator for the 33rd time in the company of his parents, Mr and Mrs George Palmer of Surfers Paradise.

"The Palmer family's most terrifying voyage occurred aboard a Dutch freighter in the millpond Java Sea, off Indonesia," the magazine reported, accompanied by a photograph of young Clive bent menacingly over his seated parents.

"Clive was four and a wanderer. While his parents were asleep, he climbed out of the cabin porthole on to a three-inch-wide ledge running along the ship's side. Screams from women passengers sounded the alert. Two Chinese stewards were lowered over the ship's rail.

"As they closed in on Clive, he yelled, 'You keep away from me!'

"'Leave him alone!' bellowed the captain from the bridge, who had stopped the ship and swung out a lifeboat. Meanwhile, Mrs Palmer, forcing calmness into her voice, said: 'What are you doing out there, Clive?'

"'I'm looking for fishies,' the four-year-old replied.

"Finally, Mrs Palmer managed to coax him to the porthole by saying 'Come here, love. There's something I want to brush off your back.' Quickly she grabbed him around the legs, and pulled him to safety."

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009

Doctor Spaceman posted:

3-4% or so, probably.

The result is still fairly bewildering.

Labor still has the stench of the previous government and especially Eddie Obeid and Joe Trapodi.

Also the current leader of the NSW Labor party is a guy who "forgot" to report to anyone that he was offered a $3,000,000 bribe.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ragingsheep posted:

Labor still has the stench of the previous government and especially Eddie Obeid and Joe Trapodi.

Also the current leader of the NSW Labor party is a guy who "forgot" to report to anyone that he was offered a $3,000,000 bribe.

Yeah, Labor's primary vote should be in the toilet, I'm just surprised the Coalition's isn't.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Yeah, Labor's primary vote should be in the toilet, I'm just surprised the Coalition's isn't.

Yeah, this is mostly what I'm surprised about. I'd have expected at least a bit of a bump for the Greens. Maybe a lot of people are expecting Clive to run candidates.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

Gough Suppressant posted:

I actually don't understand that article at all.

Labor won 53% of the vote.

Labor formed government.

Liberals want system changed so they are allowed to form government despite not getting enough seats and getting a minority of the 2pp vote :confused:

Yes but only conservatives where born to rule.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
So with all the talk from the LNP about raising taxes and gutting uni funding if their budget doesn't get passed, do they actually have any way to raise taxes and gut uni funding if they don't have control of the senate?

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

gay picnic defence posted:

So with all the talk from the LNP about raising taxes and gutting uni funding if their budget doesn't get passed, do they actually have any way to raise taxes and gut uni funding if they don't have control of the senate?

Research funding is regulatory, as far as I'm aware. Also, a bunch of education cuts and the CSIRO cuts went through in the supply bills, and can probably go through again if need be next year.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The 'threat' of raising taxes is pretty funny. I imagine Labor would support it if for no other reason than they'll get a chance to cut them again next time they're in government.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Still don't understand the threat from Pyne over research cuts to universities, while trying to get those same universities higher up in the world rankings.

I haven't seen anything in the media, but Monash Uni which was in the top 100 last year has dropped out of it this year. Expect other unis to do the same if Pyne gets his way.

So much for getting more jobs through new research results, this government doesn't give a poo poo about anyone bar Murdoch and themselves.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
No I had no idea that the campaign I was assisting to fund through Buildev was LNP affiliated.

*counsel reads out text messages*

Yes I knew at all times that the campaign I was assisting to fund through Buildev was LNP affiliated.

:allears:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Gough Suppressant posted:

No I had no idea that the campaign I was assisting to fund through Buildev was LNP affiliated.

*counsel reads out text messages*

Yes I knew at all times that the campaign I was assisting to fund through Buildev was LNP affiliated.

:allears:

*LNP polling in NSW moves up one*

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
He's honest when pressed with overwhelming evidence, you've got to give him that.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

To be fair, world university rankings are a complete joke and anything that lessens the focus on them (as opposed to improving things like general student and research outcomes) is a good thing. An example of why world university rankings are hodgepodge: many of the ranking systems involve heads of departments of unquestionably elite universities (think Ivy League, MIT, Stanford, Oxbridge etc) ranking a whole poo poo-ton of universities around the whole with respect to their fields. Problem is, these department heads aren't really familiar with that many other departments and after 20-30 they are essentially throwing darts at a dartboard. A huge proportion of people contributing to the Monash sub/super-100 decision would have no idea whatsoever about the research going on at Monash.

This doesn't even touch upon the stupidity of how people (e.g. Pyne) are typically only concerned with a universal ranking instead of rankings for particular fields/disciplines, or that a single rank that tries to incorporate research outcomes, student teaching quality, graduate quality, facilities etc is just absurd.

It's all a gigantic pissing contest (and it's so surprise that it's something that Pyne is interested in). Furthermore, as you say, it's not one that Australia is ever going to come close to winning without massive funding increases. Even then it's very difficult to compete with hundreds of years of recognition that the "elite" universities have for being so. Even if Melbourne (Australia's great hope!... that is considered "meh" by most prominent academics) suddenly ranked at the top in all these world rankings, it's still not going to have the "presige" of places like the Ivies and Oxbridge.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Captain Pissweak posted:

He's honest when pressed with overwhelming evidence, you've got to give him that.

For a lot of these people lying to ICAC brings a stiffer penalty than whatever they've actually done.

Shakugan posted:

This doesn't even touch upon the stupidity of how people (e.g. Pyne) are typically only concerned with a universal ranking instead of rankings for particular fields/disciplines, or that a single rank that tries to incorporate research outcomes, student teaching quality, graduate quality, facilities etc is just absurd.
Yup, and we actually have a bunch of excellent departments

Grog posted:

We have five universities in the top 50 for medicine, computer science, English literature and earth sciences. We have six in the top 50 for economics, seven in the top 50 for civil engineering, and eight in the field of psychology. When it comes to law we have a pretty astounding five in the top 25. In education we actually have four universities rated in the top 10 worldwide (Melbourne comes second overall).

Doctor Spaceman fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Aug 25, 2014

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Captain Pissweak posted:

He's honest when pressed with overwhelming evidence, you've got to give him that.

It's sad when that's actually refreshing compared to 'I don't recall'.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

quote:

Raising taxes would be "political suicide" for Prime Minister Tony Abbott says key crossbench Senator Glenn Lazarus who doubts the government is genuine about its threat if key budget measures aren't passed.

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Mar 6, 2007

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Doctor Spaceman posted:

For a lot of these people lying to ICAC brings a stiffer penalty than whatever they've actually done.

Yup, and we actually have a bunch of excellent departments

drat, how did I miss that article the first time around? Total takedown by Greggles.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Yeah, lying to ICAC seems pretty dumb, seeing as your testimony can't be used against you but you can still be charged with perjury.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Small Keating
Dec 24, 2012

That you, Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.
Meanwhile, Vic Labor is all of a sudden talking up medical marijuana as it desperately shudders and gyrates its shambolic way towards anything that might provoke a positive/less than totally apathetic response from the public, and, to boot, there was a reasonably positive write up in one of the Melbourne papers this morning touting the benefits of such an idea/actively not trotting out the usual regressive bullshit one might otherwise expect to make an appearance.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

I don't understand how people can be against medical marijuana. You can already get what is essentially heroin with the right prescription, how could weed be any worse?

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blindidiotgod
Jan 9, 2005



open24hours posted:

I don't understand how people can be against medical marijuana. You can already get what is essentially heroin with the right prescription, how could weed be any worse?

You see it's a gateway drug, also MTV, Satanism and voting left stem from smoking weed openly.

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