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SedanChair posted:no, think about it I'd rather not. 
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Aug 24, 2014 01:52
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I did. It's dumb.
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Aug 24, 2014 01:55
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Seriously making me reconsider my hands off policy with regards to this thread.
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Aug 24, 2014 01:58
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made of bees posted:Please show your work, SedanChair. Hey if you bring up Bulworth I'm going for the elephant in the room. But I guess my bardic aegis is too refined. What a burden 
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Aug 24, 2014 02:48
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SedanChair posted:Let's play a game of Which Presidents Got Their Dicks Sucked by a Black Lady I kinda doubt Buchanan ever got a bj from a lady of any race or ethnicity, actually.
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Aug 24, 2014 03:16
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I thought harding was all about his neighbors wifequote:Honestly, I hurt with the insatiate longing, until I feel that there will never be any relief untilI take a long, deep, wild draught on your lips and then bury my face on your pillowing breasts. Oh, Carrie! I want the solace you only can give. It is awful to hunger so and be so wholly denied. . . . Wouldn’t you like to hear me ask if we only dared and answer, “We dare,” while souls rejoicing sang the sweetest of choruses in the music room? Wouldn’t you like to get sopping wet out on Superior — not the lake — for the joy of fevered fondling and melting kisses? Wouldn’t you like to make the suspected occupant of the next room jealous of the joys he could not know, as we did in morning communion at Richmond?. . .
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Aug 24, 2014 04:21
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SlipUp posted:I thought harding was all about his neighbors wife It's no longer all about the Benjamins. 
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Aug 24, 2014 04:29
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Love to watch preseason football.
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Aug 24, 2014 05:32
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BoJack Horseman is a really good show.
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Aug 24, 2014 06:02
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I kinda doubt Buchanan ever got a bj from a lady of any race or ethnicity, actually. When I read this, I thought you meant Pat Buchanan before I realized you were referring to the president. Still works, although for different reasons. SALT CURES HAM posted:BoJack Horseman is a really good show. I like it a lot too, although the lack of any sort of catharsis in the season finale made me yell obscenities at the TV.
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Aug 24, 2014 06:04
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Swan Oat posted:Love to watch preseason football. the best part of football season is the local news expanding their 11pm newscast to an hour on fridays to cover all the high school foobaw games hell yeah children getting brain damage. not like they were gonna win a fields medal or anything
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Aug 24, 2014 08:05
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SedanChair posted:Reagan: no According to Kitty Kelley's biography Nancy was the queen of BJ's in Hollywood so I don't doubt this for a second. That being said, what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Aug 24, 2014 08:50
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Warren Beatty discussion: you know what's another really awesome movie for a hungover afternoon? Reds.
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comes along bort posted:the best part of football season is the local news expanding their 11pm newscast to an hour on fridays to cover all the high school foobaw games Is there a fields medal for domestic violence?
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Aug 24, 2014 09:20
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XyloJW posted:Seriously making me reconsider my hands off policy with regards to this thread. what do you guys think?
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Aug 24, 2014 10:04
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SedanChair posted:Is there a fields medal for domestic violence?
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Aug 24, 2014 10:12
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A couple of pages ago, but the "fake drug" chat reminded me of this. Last night, my co-worker asked me if I had heard about "kids smoking bedbugs to get high" I went through the standard logic. Why would anyone do that? What makes you think that would get you high? Who tried it and how would you convince anyone else to try it? How many kids even know that bedbugs are something outside of a rhyme? Doesn't this all sound suspiciously like smoking banana peels or huffing poo poo vapors? But no, she was adamant. Despite living in a world literally drenched in soft drugs and inhalants, she was perfectly willing to believe that kids were crushing up bedbugs into a pipe and smoking it. (I also couldn't help but ask why they had a pipe if they couldn't get their hands on weed. No satisfying answer there.) Of course, she also believes that she has to get rid of her cat when she has a baby because "cats steal baby's breath."
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Aug 24, 2014 16:43
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Well that's some odd news to wake up to - a 6.0 earthquake in my and my wife's hometown, where we got married two weeks ago yesterday! Luckily there aren't any reported deaths yet, and both of our families and their homes are fine. Still, kind of sucky. Lots of pretty old buildings damaged.
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Aug 24, 2014 17:06
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Brawnfire posted:A couple of pages ago, but the "fake drug" chat reminded me of this.
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Aug 24, 2014 17:12
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Brawnfire posted:A couple of pages ago, but the "fake drug" chat reminded me of this. Reminds me of the letter I took home from school in 3rd grade warning parents about how drug dealers were going to come to our suburban school during our tightly-supervised recess and pass out stickers laced with LSD to get us hooked on it.
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Aug 24, 2014 17:32
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Pope Guilty posted:Reminds me of the letter I took home from school in 3rd grade warning parents about how drug dealers were going to come to our suburban school during our tightly-supervised recess and pass out stickers laced with LSD to get us hooked on it. I would love to challenge the people who share these rumors to actually come up with a viable business plan for these things. 1.) Get elementary school children with no income to lick a sticker containing a non-addictive psychoactive drug. 2.) ??? 3.) PROFIT!!!
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Aug 24, 2014 17:39
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Brawnfire posted:I would love to challenge the people who share these rumors to actually come up with a viable business plan for these things. um excuse me drugs are ADDICTIVE and DANGEROUS and RUIN LIVES Also drug dealers are literally tempter devils sent by Satan not to reap profit but to wreak havoc upon the earth because, uh, hang on, gotta find a way to not use that word that starts with the n
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Aug 24, 2014 17:41
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Brawnfire posted:Of course, she also believes that she has to get rid of her cat when she has a baby because "cats steal baby's breath." Is your coworker a walleyed peasant clad in a burlap sack?
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Aug 24, 2014 17:41
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SedanChair posted:Is your coworker a walleyed peasant clad in a burlap sack?
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Demons kidnapped my baby for big pharma experiments and replaced him with a changeling!
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Aug 24, 2014 17:44
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Changeling rights are human rights!
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Aug 24, 2014 18:00
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Yes getting kids addicted to drugs leads to glorious profits in the name of
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Aug 24, 2014 18:00
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McDowell posted:Demons kidnapped my baby for big pharma experiments and replaced him with a changeling! An incubus impregnated that girl so that means I don't have to pay child support. What do you mean the DNA test indicates that I'm the father?! That means a succubus must of gotten my seed.
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Aug 24, 2014 18:02
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Dante Logos posted:An incubus impregnated that girl so that means I don't have to pay child support. That means the MRA spermjacking alarmists were right all along! 
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Aug 24, 2014 18:03
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Captain_Maclaine posted:That means the MRA spermjacking alarmists were right all along! One weird trick to keep sluts/moochers from stealing your hard-earned seed: stick your dick into a tub of sodium hypochlorite before you ejaculate.
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Aug 24, 2014 18:07
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SedanChair posted:Is your coworker a walleyed peasant clad in a burlap sack? She didn't appreciate my use of the word "medieval" to describe that notion. Suffice it to say, she's one of the more credulous people I know. I also know her boyfriend believes in chemtrails and, when I asked what she thought of them, she wasn't sure but felt it was possible that there was some foreign agent being distributed via airplanes. I'd be worried for her, but honestly her beliefs will probably ingratiate her to more people than it alienates her from, so...
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Aug 24, 2014 18:14
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R. Mute posted:which president would be the most cute holding a kitty? i think clinton, fdr and later reagan would be cute, but the cutest would be nixon. he'd be sitting in the dark in the oval office going 'you're my only friend, herbert,' because of course he'd call the kitten herbert 'you'd never betray me. aroooo'   "Did you go into the plumbers` stash again, Herb? DID YOU?!"Yeah, I can see that.
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nixon never appeared in a photo with a housecat. true story! (apparently) Literally view my GIS failure     
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Aug 24, 2014 18:40
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Brawnfire posted:She didn't appreciate my use of the word "medieval" to describe that notion. Ask if she's registered to vote and hope to god she says no.
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Aug 24, 2014 19:06
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Majorian posted:Well that's some odd news to wake up to - a 6.0 earthquake in my and my wife's hometown, where we got married two weeks ago yesterday! Luckily there aren't any reported deaths yet, and both of our families and their homes are fine. Still, kind of sucky. Lots of pretty old buildings damaged. I remember it was the middle of the night and all the way here in Fremont I was feeling aftershocks in bed. I was worried that these were preludes to the forecasted 6.7 earthquake we've been "overdue" for years.
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Aug 24, 2014 19:26
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Brawnfire posted:A couple of pages ago, but the "fake drug" chat reminded me of this. Everyone knows you can't smoke bed bugs. Roaches, however... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrJwm7nq-E8
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:I remember it was the middle of the night and all the way here in Fremont I was feeling aftershocks in bed. I was worried that these were preludes to the forecasted 6.7 earthquake we've been "overdue" for years. It's so weird - while there's property damage and some injuries from this one, I still find it funny that so many non-Californians are so unbelievably freaked out by earthquakes. Especially if those non-Californians live in hurricane or tornado areas. That poo poo's way more scary, IMO.
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Majorian posted:It's so weird - while there's property damage and some injuries from this one, I still find it funny that so many non-Californians are so unbelievably freaked out by earthquakes. Especially if those non-Californians live in hurricane or tornado areas. That poo poo's way more scary, IMO. True, but we can at least know when hurricanes and tornadoes are coming, right? We're always completely in the dark as to when the next big earthquake will arrive.
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