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Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Minorkos posted:

so there's like a 1050 new posts in this thread, what has happened

There are alot of people getting cucked with video games involved.

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
can someone sum this thread up

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

lol /v/ made a mascot and made porn of it pretty much in the same day

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

Minorkos posted:

so there's like a 1050 new posts in this thread, what has happened

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
how do internet wars work, what should I do? :ohdear:

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

how do internet wars work, what should I do? :ohdear:

i'm pretty sure the paywall limits them to ddosing

but i'm also pretty sure it's just one out of context post and /v/ isn't going to do anything

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

how do internet wars work, what should I do? :ohdear:

when america is taken over by nazi republicans they'll kill all nerds, inshallah

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Nonsense posted:

when america is taken over by nazi republicans they'll kill all nerds, inshallah

Nazi republicans with a Muslim god would be a good band name.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

how do internet wars work, what should I do? :ohdear:

well, Queen Cuckus, first of all you post here a list of your skills and General Lowtax will assign you the proper position for your abilities

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

The more and more I watch this thread, the more I wonder how the gently caress we're ever going to win a war against China/Russia.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Frank Viola posted:

The more and more I watch this thread, the more I wonder how the gently caress we're ever going to win a war against China/Russia.

actually we'll fight the indians on the side of pakistan in a few days/weeks when it kicks off.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

argondamn posted:

i'm pretty sure the paywall limits them to ddosing

like we'd notice any difference

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Nonsense posted:

actually we'll fight the indians on the side of pakistan in a few days/weeks when it kicks off.

My curiosity is still valid, and the question still stands.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Frank Viola posted:

My curiosity is still valid, and the question still stands.

North korea is amassing tanks and artilly on the china border, some says.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Chump Farts posted:

can someone sum this thread up

Zoe Quinn raped and murdered 4chan's daughter in 2014.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Frank Viola posted:

My curiosity is still valid, and the question still stands.

an american will fly ol' glory over the kremlin don't you doubt it

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Design Spots posted:

North korea is amassing tanks and artilly on the china border, some says.

Ddos tanks plz 4chan kthxbye

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
if i wanna be an indie game dev do i have to be a garbage piece of poo poo or will that come with time

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Junkfist posted:

Zoe Quinn raped and murdered 4chan's daughter in 2014.

that sounds quite serious

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Ahundredbux posted:

if i wanna be an indie game dev do i have to be a garbage piece of poo poo or will that come with time

Here's the steps:

Develop game about social issue X.

Get a twitter

Start tweeting to other people pertaining to social issues about X game.

Sleep with a bunch of games people

Profit

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Ahundredbux posted:

if i wanna be an indie game dev do i have to be a garbage piece of poo poo or will that come with time

Just be a giggalo or a whore, and pretend youre a victim 24/7 for being a sleazy fucker.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Ahundredbux posted:

if i wanna be an indie game dev do i have to be a garbage piece of poo poo or will that come with time

i think we're at the point where you don't have to actually make a game

like just make a website and start calling yourself an indie game dev

trem
Sep 17, 2009

cock hero flux posted:

i think we're at the point where you don't have to actually make a game

like just make a website and start calling yourself an indie game dev

also set up a patreon

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

cock hero flux posted:

i think we're at the point where you don't have to actually make a game

like just make a website and start calling yourself an indie game dev

I dunno, you could make a game called flip book where a stickman is animated at 4 frames per second using words you choose, and it has dlc.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

ive gone to 4chan, does this mean i have to fight on their side when the draft comes

Minorkos fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 25, 2014

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Minorkos posted:

ive gone to 4chan, does this mean i have to fight on their sign when the draft comes

you can be a spy

like a bumbling Get Smart kind of spy

learn how 4chan works and work from the inside, earn their trust posting there for 8 years and then surface with vital information

go

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Minorkos posted:

ive gone to 4chan, does this mean i have to fight on their sign when the draft comes

u can be a sleeper agent :wink:

edit get hosed don tacorleone

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SA help I was just mugged and they stole my rent money, all my credit cards, my laptop, my life savings, my PS4, and my dog. Please donate me money to pay for all this. I'm not going to file a police report, of course. And any extra money will go to this game jam thing I just made up and don't have any details or dates for, but still you can donate and it goes right to my personal paypal. Also give me money to my Pateron that I produce absolutely nothing for. Thanks!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Codependent Poster posted:

SA help I was just mugged and they stole my rent money, all my credit cards, my laptop, my life savings, my PS4, and my dog. Please donate me money to pay for all this. I'm not going to file a police report, of course. And any extra money will go to this game jam thing I just made up and don't have any details or dates for, but still you can donate and it goes right to my personal paypal. Also give me money to my Paetron that I produce absolutely nothing for. Thanks!

hmpf, well how many dudes have you slept with, my Patreon budget is stretched thin this month

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Chump Farts posted:

can someone sum this thread up

SJW's and people who have been abusing power in the video game community got caught with there pants down and 4chan and other sites are on a witch hunt to track down who started all this bullshit.

Mean while most sane people just sit on the sidelines and laugh at all the stupid poo poo.

Dilbert As FUCK fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Aug 25, 2014

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Dilbert As gently caress posted:

SJW's and people who have been abusing power in the video game community got caught with there pants down and 4chan and other sites are on a witch hunt to track down who started all this bullshit.

i would amend this slightly to say

a bunch of internet fedoras who hate women are mad
a bunch of idiots who believed in the proud tradition of the unbiased gaming media are mad
a bunch of tumblrites who blame their lovely lives on "the patriarchy" are mad
a bunch of pretentious indie devs who have never made anything of quality in their life are mad
a bunch of people who hate men are mad, a bunch of people who hate women are mad, and both groups are extra mad at each other
zoe quinn ran out of unsucked dicks attached to members of the hipster/indie gaming scene so she's mad
and phil fish is still alive so i'm mad

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Dilbert As gently caress posted:

abusing power in the video game community

the horror.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

SJW's and people who have been abusing power in the video game community got caught with there pants down and 4chan and other sites are on a witch hunt to track down who started all this bullshit.

Mean while most sane people just sit on the sidelines and laugh at all the stupid poo poo.

Long Island Iced teas are the drink of choice too, lotta woman watching.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
give me head til im dead

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i would amend this slightly to say

a bunch of internet fedoras who hate women are mad
a bunch of idiots who believed in the proud tradition of the unbiased gaming media are mad
a bunch of tumblrites who blame their lovely lives on "the patriarchy" are mad
a bunch of pretentious indie devs who have never made anything of quality in their life are mad
a bunch of people who hate men are mad, a bunch of people who hate women are mad, and both groups are extra mad at each other
zoe quinn ran out of unsucked dicks attached to members of the hipster/indie gaming scene so she's mad
and phil fish is still alive so i'm mad

It's the pot calling the kettle black, the only winning move is to not play.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

SJW's and people who have been abusing power in the video game community

lmao what does this even mean

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

learn how 4chan works and work from the inside, earn their trust posting there for 8 years and then surface with vital information

it's basically a bunch of children repeating the same stupid poo poo over and over again and when someone challenges them, they tell them to go back to tumblr or reddit

also they like to post graphs of black people crime rates in the US

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i mean i wouldn't dream to be as great as zoe i just wanna take part in the indie dev hugbox

on twitter pref.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

TwinsensRevenge posted:

lmao what does this even mean

all i can guess is he means reviewers who base their reviews on things other than how much they liked the game, instead basing it on ad money or having sex with the devs or w/e

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Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Rebel Jam...

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