CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

Lifepuzzler posted:

Rebel Jam...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnS3M6GUoD4

not even close

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:42

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# ? May 18, 2024 20:13

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i would amend this slightly to say

a bunch of internet fedoras who hate women are mad
a bunch of idiots who believed in the proud tradition of the unbiased gaming media are mad
a bunch of tumblrites who blame their lovely lives on "the patriarchy" are mad
a bunch of pretentious indie devs who have never made anything of quality in their life are mad
a bunch of people who hate men are mad, a bunch of people who hate women are mad, and both groups are extra mad at each other
zoe quinn ran out of unsucked dicks attached to members of the hipster/indie gaming scene so she's mad
and phil fish is still alive so i'm mad

How is the video game industry that complicated?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:42

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Chump Farts posted:

How is the video game industry that complicated?

That post could be applied to most any internet site that does journalism or the like.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:44

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

Chump Farts posted:

How is the video game industry that complicated?

Microsoft gave polygon 750000 dollars. it happens

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:44

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Chump Farts posted:

How is the video game industry that complicated?

nobody knows why people play video games

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:45

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

Don Tacorleone posted:

nobody knows why people play video games

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:49

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

750000 dollars?

Maybe Zoe Quinn should have cucked her husband for Microsoft instead of five other dudes

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:49

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

Design Spots posted:

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

Does it count if they're all Dresden Files?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:52

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Design Spots posted:

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

Man people still read, why do you think the kindle is a thing?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:52

Minorkos: Feb 20, 2010

Design Spots posted:

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

name 1 good book

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:53

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

TwinsensRevenge posted:

lmao what does this even mean

exhibit A: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/09/05/hotline-miami-devs-reconsidering-sexual-assault-scene/

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:54

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Design Spots posted:

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

I read My Tank is Fight, 5 times

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:55

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

Minorkos posted:

name 1 good book

Run, Rabbit Run

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:55

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

dMastri posted:

exhibit A: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/09/05/hotline-miami-devs-reconsidering-sexual-assault-scene/

SJWs, in truth, really kind of do have a hold on the industry.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:56

rainy day: Jul 20, 2009; by Ralp

"sjw" is an imaginary concept fedora manchildren rant and cry about whenever a woman does or says a thing

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:56

rainy day: Jul 20, 2009; by Ralp

A. Beaverhausen posted:

SJWs, in truth, really kind of do have a hold on the industry.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:56

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

TwinsensRevenge posted:

lmao what does this even mean

Nathan Grayson from Kotaku wakes up.

Puts on his trademark Red Pants :dealwithit:

Powers on his *GAMING RIG*.

Opens Skype.

"A message from Zoe! Her game has released!" He rejoices, remembering fondly her melting wax like body flailing wildly around his throbbing member.

"I must give this score a rave review, because I have boinked her you see." He says to himself.

"Time to destroy my viable calling of *GAMES JOURNALISM*!" He cackles maniacally as he types away at his rig writing a glowing review

"Next stop Greenlight!" He proclaims. Meanwhile all of games journalism burns to the ground.

fin

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:56

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

rainy day posted:

"sjw" is an imaginary concept fedora manchildren rant and cry about whenever a woman does or says a thing

Zoe, sweety, give it up.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:57

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

Frank Viola posted:

paid bitches youre hosed

yep

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:58

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

the mature themes in your game make me feel icky, TELL ME HOW YOU WILL FIX THIS

# ? Aug 25, 2014 02:59

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

dMastri posted:

the mature themes in your game make me feel icky, TELL ME HOW YOU WILL FIX THIS

I'm triggered and need a full game interview with sex to get over it.

male female? dont care, lets just gently caress

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:00

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

you want my email adress in pms so ill give you one, wait

EDit: lowtax is the go to guy for my email adress.

want me to start posting these?

its drama afetr all

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:01

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Frank Viola posted:

Nathan Grayson from Kotaku wakes up.

Puts on his trademark Red Pants

Powers on his *GAMING RIG*.

Opens Skype.

"A message from Zoe! Her game has released!" He rejoices, remembering fondly her melting wax like body flailing wildly around his throbbing member.

"I must give this score a rave review, because I have boinked her you see." He says to himself.

"Time to destroy my viable calling of *GAMES JOURNALISM*!" He cackles maniacally as he types away at his rig writing a glowing review

"Next stop Greenlight!" He proclaims. Meanwhile all of games journalism burns to the ground.

fin

meh

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:01

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

rainy day posted:

"sjw" is an imaginary concept fedora manchildren rant and cry about whenever a woman does or says a thing

vegan spotted

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:01

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Zoe, sweety, give it up.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:02

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

enploy a shaddowban system

good idea

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:03

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Don Tacorleone posted:

meh

In case you couldn't tall I was using *~~SARCASM~~*

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:03

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

rainy day posted:

that's a pretty cool anime avatar you have yourself there

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:03

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

i'm the stupid fag who gets epic caremad when people say sjw. greetings

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:04

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

rainy day posted:

"sjw" is an imaginary concept fedora manchildren rant and cry about whenever a woman does or says a thing

yep there definitely aren't cargo cult zealots who don't actually understand what they're advocating and they definitely don't harass and doxx their Acceptable Targets. it's all an invented fantasy.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:04

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

tranime scholar posted:

i'm the stupid fag who gets epic caremad when people say sjw. greetings

i like getting drunk and arguing with those people.

its funny because they are serious.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:05

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Brannock posted:

yep there definitely aren't cargo cult zealots who don't actually understand what they're advocating and they definitely don't harass and doxx their Acceptable Targets. it's all an invented fantasy.

*marks off 'cargo cult' from his gbs bingo card*

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:05

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUPpVgnXY6U

for instance

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:06

Contra Calculus: Nov 6, 2009; Gravy Boat 2k

Design Spots posted:

cause reading is dead.

name at least 5 books you read last year.

its hard isnt it

I recently read Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. The main character fucks corpses, kills babies, commits acts of incest, and commits mass murder and arson. He lives in a cave.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:06

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Contra Calculus posted:

I recently read Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. The main character fucks corpses, kills babies, commits acts of incest, and commits mass murder and arson. He lives in a cave.

yeah but was it good?

blood meridian had multiple instances of beating babies brainless over rocks

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:08

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

dMastri posted:

exhibit A: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/09/05/hotline-miami-devs-reconsidering-sexual-assault-scene/

so the power "SJWs" have is a dude saying "we'll consider player feedback". wow, what a fearsome stranglehold they have upon us poor gamers

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:08

Design Spots: Jan 24, 2009; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBx1Q3DEyDY

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:09

Henron: Feb 19, 2010; Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose

facebook jihad posted:

yeah but was it good?

blood meridian had multiple instances of beating babies brainless over rocks

im cumming

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:09

Junkfist: Oct 7, 2004; FRIEND?

Contra Calculus posted:

I recently read Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. The main character fucks corpses, kills babies, commits acts of incest, and commits mass murder and arson. He lives in a cave.

So basically a modern day liberal?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:10

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# ? May 18, 2024 20:13

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

here's a summary of the events so far:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

# ? Aug 25, 2014 03:11

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