CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

falcon2424 posted:

It's not just 4chan that thinks we're the villains here. The SJ faction on Reddit is pretty sure that we're a hive of scum and villainy.

'Quietly' posted on two of the biggest, loudest and most obnoxious gamer-bro-infested communities on the Internet outside of Reddit and 4chan themselves? I say this as a goon myself, SA loves drama; it is not a place where anything, particularly something accusing a woman in the games industry of wrongdoing, can be called 'quiet'.

quote:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSGaming/comments/2ef26g/what_all_that_zoe_quinn_stuff_was_about_2nd/cjyzzio

We're relevant!

And that whole thread is wonderfully sanctimonious.

*sighs, wearily gets off chair, adjusts gun that shoots memes*

"I'm too old for this poo poo"
*Follows Riggs into the cop car*

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:15

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

I bet the gamers.txt thread for this is way worse, but I have not read it

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:10

The General: Mar 4, 2007

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I bet the gamers.txt thread for this is way worse, but I have not read it

Legit scared to read it. I would get internet angry.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:11

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

The General posted:

Legit scared to read it. I would get internet angry.

it got gassed already

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:12

Falsum: May 10, 2013; Crazy for the Bros

Actually it got moved to SAS, lol. It's mostly the same but with a few unfunny retards spamming Jojo fanart

e: Oh nvm it did get gassed afterwards. Good that was a bad thread

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:13

Contra Calculus: Nov 6, 2009; Gravy Boat 2k

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

I bet the gamers.txt thread for this is way worse, but I have not read it

it was mercifully gassed

e;f;b

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:13

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

falcon2424 posted:

It's not just 4chan that thinks we're the villains here. The SJ faction on Reddit is pretty sure that we're a hive of scum and villainy.

'Quietly' posted on two of the biggest, loudest and most obnoxious gamer-bro-infested communities on the Internet outside of Reddit and 4chan themselves? I say this as a goon myself, SA loves drama; it is not a place where anything, particularly something accusing a woman in the games industry of wrongdoing, can be called 'quiet'.

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSGaming/comments/2ef26g/what_all_that_zoe_quinn_stuff_was_about_2nd/cjyzzio

We're relevant!

And that whole thread is wonderfully sanctimonious.

uuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:18

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

falcon2424 posted:

It's not just 4chan that thinks we're the villains here. The SJ faction on Reddit is pretty sure that we're a hive of scum and villainy.

Yay! We must be doing something right! We truly are the South Park of the internet.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:19

Falsum: May 10, 2013; Crazy for the Bros

4chan accidentally created bronies and SA accidentally created SRS, but I dunno which is worse.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:19

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Falsum posted:

4chan accidentally created bronies and SA accidentally created SRS, but I dunno which is worse.

Well, SA also created the meme "funny picture with impact font"

clearly SA should be shut down for the good of mankind

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:21

Contra Calculus: Nov 6, 2009; Gravy Boat 2k

Falsum posted:

4chan accidentally created bronies and SA accidentally created SRS, but I dunno which is worse.

SA created 4chan

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:22

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

tranime scholar posted:

here's a summary of the events so far:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

hot chocolate my guess

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:25

Shadowlyger: Nov 5, 2009; ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

Falsum posted:

Actually it got moved to SAS, lol. It's mostly the same but with a few unfunny retards spamming Jojo fanart

e: Oh nvm it did get gassed afterwards. Good that was a bad thread

Actually it was a great thread.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:29

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

Best Friends posted:

Yeah me too

I still don't even know what is going on except it involves caring a lot about someone cheating and the sacred duties of a video game blogger and every time I say this something hilarious happens like an earnest rage comic

lol do you honestly think anyone in this forum has anything to do with the harassment? its a poo poo show

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:32

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Contra Calculus posted:

SA created 4chan

gas sa, ban lowtax

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:32

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

"Zoe Quinn looks so different in every single image and video I see her in. Different hair, different weight, glasses/no glasses, even her face looks different.
Whats the psychological significance of someone changing their appearance all the time? What is can it be?"

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:35

Pornographic Memory: Dec 17, 2008

maybe there were actually a half dozen zoe quinns who look roughly alike and were actually monogamous so this is all just a huge misunderstanding

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:38

Venusian Weasel: Nov 18, 2011

Summary

people mad that a woman is proving you don't have to be a guy to be a low-effort celebrity rear end in a top hat artgame maker. completely unrelatedly they suddenly realize that a multi-million dollar subindustry has no actual moral values

and just when you think either side has run out of poo poo to throw they take another whiskey and cheeto-fueled powerdump on their keyboards

its naturally entertaining to watch, like two sweaty, out-of-shape wrestlers perched on a labyrinthine stack of social networks as they theatrically shout things like "integrity" and "misogyny" while and grappling each others' sexually repressed bodies and looking for the submission hold with which they can make the final plunge into the ring and obliterate the other

like sherlock and moriarty over the side of a waterfall of zeros, ones, alphas and betas

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:39

In It For The Tank: Feb 17, 2011; But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

Pornographic Memory posted:

maybe there were actually a half dozen zoe quinns who look roughly alike and were actually monogamous so this is all just a huge misunderstanding

zoe quintuplets

:aaa:

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:44

qwertyasdf: Nov 11, 2003

I am not sure anyone learned anything from this whole thing, everyone just hates each other more.

The stereotypes each side thinks of each other probably don't help. You are either a 4chan Brony White Fedora Virgin with serious problems with women, or a Die Cis Scum Eating Curry is Cultural Appropriation ^_^ man hater.

Now you have this weird donation proxy war with game journalist donating to an extremely mediocre developer to try and act like they are above the huge nerd they actually all are.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:47

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Is eating tikka cultural appropriation, because it's London poo poo and I don't want to get chav in me gulliver

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:50

qwertyasdf: Nov 11, 2003

I thought the Marsala, the adding creme to it was the thing they changed. Which I loving love. Im a curry casual.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:51

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

I guess I should add to the drama that there are a few people on the ycs offsite that directly know them aswell. One of the posters started talking about knowing her in canada when another poster imed them to not talk about her, we think it might be her ex? he's also admin of depression quest on steam. just a reminder that ycs culture includes ironic pedophilia, including a poster posting a baby gently caress hentai image for cred turning into a meme, and lurid hentai pics too racy for posting on the forum being jokingly referenced with get on steam.
The hypocrisy of social allegiances is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:52

Anal Papist: Jun 2, 2011

Never change Badgame, brb cucking a touhou.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:58

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Zoe Quinn only had sex with white guys. Who's the real racist? Makes you think.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:14

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

EA Sports posted:

"ironic pedophilia"

I never even knew there was such a concept. Eww.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:20

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

is cucking a gamer thing or?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:24

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Venusian Weasel posted:

Summary

people mad that a woman is proving you don't have to be a guy to be a low-effort celebrity rear end in a top hat artgame maker. completely unrelatedly they suddenly realize that a multi-million dollar subindustry has no actual moral values

and just when you think either side has run out of poo poo to throw they take another whiskey and cheeto-fueled powerdump on their keyboards

its naturally entertaining to watch, like two sweaty, out-of-shape wrestlers perched on a labyrinthine stack of social networks as they theatrically shout things like "integrity" and "misogyny" while and grappling each others' sexually repressed bodies and looking for the submission hold with which they can make the final plunge into the ring and obliterate the other

like sherlock and moriarty over the side of a waterfall of zeros, ones, alphas and betas

, drat

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:27

Drugs: Jul 16, 2010; I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

hi is this the thread for angry nerd virgins? yes? good I found it.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:27

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

beep by grandpa posted:

you're a naive idiot who's never talked to an actual human being in your life if you believe either side of this shitstorm's agenda is really about what they say it is about and not instead a self righteous cold war of coopting exactly whatever detail of this conveniently suits their own specific narrative

Venusian Weasel posted:

Summary

people mad that a woman is proving you don't have to be a guy to be a low-effort celebrity rear end in a top hat artgame maker. completely unrelatedly they suddenly realize that a multi-million dollar subindustry has no actual moral values

and just when you think either side has run out of poo poo to throw they take another whiskey and cheeto-fueled powerdump on their keyboards

its naturally entertaining to watch, like two sweaty, out-of-shape wrestlers perched on a labyrinthine stack of social networks as they theatrically shout things like "integrity" and "misogyny" while and grappling each others' sexually repressed bodies and looking for the submission hold with which they can make the final plunge into the ring and obliterate the other

like sherlock and moriarty over the side of a waterfall of zeros, ones, alphas and betas

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:37

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Haters Objector posted:

hi is this the thread for angry nerd virgins? yes? good I found it.

sorry bro, you're looking for the elliot rodger thread

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:38

Mattjpwns: Dec 14, 2006; In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

FAROOQ posted:

*flips you the bird whist cucking you*

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:45

Aidopunko: Oct 12, 2012

I read through the whole manifesto because I was bored and then a whole bunch of threads and websites and heaps of bullshit. There has been a great deal of quality laughs to come from all of this so personally I'm really grateful to all the retards involved.

And then I read the cuck's blog and it turns out he's a p normal dude (all cucking considered). Someone asked about his sanity and he responded that it was somewhere between perfectly normal and writing a 5000 word manifesto :unsmith:

Pretty sure he's the only non retard involved (including me) and I would buy him a beer.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:48

Don Mega: Nov 26, 2005

has anyone else been cucked in the past few days? phil fish?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:51

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Aidopunko posted:

I read through the whole manifesto because I was bored and then a whole bunch of threads and websites and heaps of bullshit. There has been a great deal of quality laughs to come from all of this so personally I'm really grateful to all the retards involved.

And then I read the cuck's blog and it turns out he's a p normal dude (all cucking considered). Someone asked about his sanity and he responded that it was somewhere between perfectly normal and writing a 5000 word manifesto

Pretty sure he's the only non retard involved (including me) and I would buy him a beer.

Me too, plus the fact that he isn't really involved in the gaymes industry is somewhat re-assuring that hes relatively normal.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:53

Man Whore: Jan 6, 2012; ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3

Haters Objector posted:

hi is this the thread for angry nerd virgins? yes? good I found it.

You are going to have to be more specific. This whole forum is for angry nerd virgins.

I would recommend Debate&Discussion personally, that's where the maddest nerd virgins are.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:54

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Aidopunko posted:

I read through the whole manifesto because I was bored and then a whole bunch of threads and websites and heaps of bullshit. There has been a great deal of quality laughs to come from all of this so personally I'm really grateful to all the retards involved.

And then I read the cuck's blog and it turns out he's a p normal dude (all cucking considered). Someone asked about his sanity and he responded that it was somewhere between perfectly normal and writing a 5000 word manifesto

Pretty sure he's the only non retard involved (including me) and I would buy him a beer.

No, sorry. I believe he's a pretty big piece of poo poo too. Named too many names and for all the wrong reasons.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:54

Mattjpwns: Dec 14, 2006; In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

Pretty much everyone involved in this drama: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog&feature=youtu.be

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:55

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

Support a feminist today!

The General posted:

No, sorry. I believe he's a pretty big piece of poo poo too. Named too many names and for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah I have to agree. He might have indirectly done some good by showing the corruption in gaming journalism, but his motivations were pure poo poo.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 06:56

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:15

Aidopunko: Oct 12, 2012

Don Mega posted:

has anyone else been cucked in the past few days? phil fish?

Maybe you are confused about cuck so let me explain :eng101:

If a hambeast is dating dude A, but has sex with retard B, C, D, E and F

dude A is the cuck and has been cucked

hambeast has done the cucking and is the cucker

retards B through F are the cucker-fuckers

Unless you're actually suggesting that Phil's wife has been getting around. Oh god, PLEASE

# ? Aug 25, 2014 07:00

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