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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

You Am I posted:

Still don't understand the threat from Pyne over research cuts to universities, while trying to get those same universities higher up in the world rankings.

That's because you don't understand what makes a university great. It isn't any of that science crap, what a waste!

No, it's a good business school and well funded law faculty. That's what makes a university great. Teaching people the important skills for when their parents hand them down their first investment portfolio.

Oh, and maybe nursing or a design course for the little women. You know, something to train them on how to properly look after their man and his home when he decides it's time for them to get married.

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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

http://www.watoday.com.au/federal-p...824-107sov.html
Resettled refugees say they are desperate and living 'like animals in the jungle' on Nauru
August 25, 2014

quote:

More than 50 refugees resettled by Australia on Nauru say they have been "abandoned to live like animals in the jungle".

In an interview from the tiny Pacific island, the refugees told Fairfax Media they don't have enough clean water, food, or work to sustain themselves and that they can't afford phone calls to their families back home.

"In our country, the Taliban will come and they will slash our throats and finish our lives. It will take 10 minutes to die. But here, they are killing us by pain, taking our soul and our life slowly. In our countries there is physical torture, but here we are being tortured mentally," one refugee told Fairfax Media.

Already, one refugee has died. He accidentally drowned in June when he was swept into the sea while bathing.

Fifty-one men – 44 Pakistanis, six Afghans and one Iranian – are living at the isolated "Fly Camp" on Nauru. The men are Shi'ite Muslims, most of whom fled Taliban violence or religious persecution in their homelands. Most speak Pashto as a first language, but the majority are university educated and also speak English.

While they are classified as "single men" for their refugee status, almost all have wives and children in their homelands.

Fairfax Media spoke to several men from Fly Camp who said they had told representatives of the Nauru and Australian governments they were planning a peaceful protest outside Nauru's parliament house.

Several of the men said if their pleas for assistance weren't heeded, they would kill themselves by immolation in protest to highlight the desperation of their colleagues.

"I am ready for suicide. Other men too. We prepare ourselves for suicide. That is the permanent solution to our problem," one man said.

Refugee families have been settled within Nauruan communities, but the single men say they have been forced to live, three-men-to-a-container, at the isolated makeshift camp removed from all other people.

Only five of the men have jobs, mainly as labourers, and the $360-a-month allowance refugees are given – about $12 a day – does not cover basic living expenses.

Almost all food is imported, and costly, in Nauru.

"We cannot buy clean water. We have shortage of food. We cannot afford any clothes. We don't have enough money for soap or toothpaste, our basic needs for life."

There is no rubbish collection or septic system at the camp, the refugees said. Mosquitoes and flies are constant.

"Australia sends good water for the government workers here but tells us to boil the bad water. This water makes us sick. We have gastro and we have skin problems."

The men say they are depressed at their treatment. Said one, "I have committed no crime, but I am treated like a criminal. All of us, we are abandoned to live like animals in the jungle."

Phone calls home were prohibitively expensive, they said, with most only able to speak to their wives and children for a few minutes once or twice a month.

"One man's mother had a heart attack. He needed some money to call his family. Tears were in our eyes at his terrible state, but we could not give him money to call his family. We gave what we had but it was not enough for him to call to see how his mother was."

Beyond living conditions, the men's most fundamental complaint was the lack of opportunities to work to remit money home and the absence of any prospect of being reunited with their families.

"I fled my country for my life so I could have a future. But now I have no future.," one said.

Refugee advocates have previously raised concerns about impoverished Nauru's suitability as a resettlement country for refugees under Australia's care.

Former chief justice Geoffrey Eames said the rule of law was in "a very parlous state" in Nauru after the President unilaterally dismissed him and the chief magistrate. External media attention is limited. The country charges $8000 for a single media visa.

There is little indigenous economy – the unemployment rate is about 90 per cent – and the country is almost wholly dependent on Australian aid for its survival.

Representatives from the Nauru government were not available to comment on Sunday. The Australian government did not respond to questions.

Freudian Slip
Mar 10, 2007

"I'm an archivist. I'm archiving."

Brown Paper Bag posted:

http://www.watoday.com.au/federal-p...824-107sov.html
Resettled refugees say they are desperate and living 'like animals in the jungle' on Nauru
August 25, 2014

I was just reading this and strayed into the comments - Ross from Mallabula is a glutton for punishment. It's sad that even in Fairfax articles the comments are 1 decent person for every two poo poo stains

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009



QLD Greens posted this up today.

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009
Is that to do with number of seats vs the popular vote across the state?

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Ragingsheep posted:

Is that to do with number of seats vs the popular vote across the state?

Yup. Remember, with single-member electorates you can theoretically win majority government with 25% of the vote - 50%+1 in half of the electorates, 0% in the rest.

I really hope that the relative normalisation of third parties that's occurred in Australia over the last couple of election cycles might lead to some movement on proportional representation.

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Kommando posted:



QLD Greens posted this up today.

having some sort of bicameral parliament where members of the two houses are elected via different mechanisms and on a different schedule should provide some checks and balances!

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Mr Chips posted:

having some sort of bicameral parliament where members of the two houses are elected via different mechanisms and on a different schedule should provide some checks and balances!

If you're going for parliamentary reform you might as well push for MMP/Hare-Clark as push for reinstating the Upper House.

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...
New Roy Morgan
http://www.roymorgan.com/findings/5...m_campaign=5751

quote:


ALP lead down slightly over L-NP (55.5%:44.5%)
August 25 2014 Finding No. 5751 Topic: Federal Poll Public Opinion
Finding No. 5751 – This multi-mode Morgan Poll on Federal voting intention was conducted via face-to-face and SMS interviewing over the last two weekends of August 16/17 & 23/24, 2014 with an Australia-wide cross-section of 2,691 Australian electors aged 18+, of all electors surveyed 2.5% did not name a party.
ALP support fell to 55.5% (down 0.5%) still well ahead of the L-NP 44.5%, (up 0.5%) on a two-party preferred basis. If an election had been held the ALP would have won easily according to this week’s Morgan Poll on voting intention conducted with an Australia-wide cross-section of 2,691 Australian electors aged 18+ over the last two weekends – August 16/17 & 23/24, 2014.

The Morgan Poll allocated preferences based on how people say they will vote – allocating preferences by how electors voted at the last Federal Election, as used by News Corp’s poll*, show the ALP (54%) cf. L-NP (46%) – for trends see Morgan Poll historic data table.

Despite ALP support falling slightly on a two-party preferred basis, primary support for the ALP rose slightly to 38.5% (up 0.5% over the past fortnight) whilst the L-NP primary support was unchanged at 37.5%. Support amongst the other parties shows The Greens fell to 10.5% (down 0.5%), the Palmer United Party (PUP) fell 1% to 4.5% after PUP Leader Clive Palmer’s outburst against the Chinese Government last week while Independents/ Others rose 1% to 9%.

Support for PUP is highest in two of the three States which elected PUP Senators: Palmer’s home State of Queensland (6.5%) and Tasmania (6.5%). Support for PUP is lower in New South Wales (4%), Victoria (3%), Western Australia (4%) and South Australia (4.5%).

More detailed analysis and breakdown on the site.


E: And Moody's downgraded WA's credit rating, after S&P did the same http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-25/wa-credit-rating-downgraded-by-moodys/5694906

Ler fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Aug 25, 2014

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Ler posted:

E: And Moody's downgraded WA's credit rating, after S&P did the same http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-25/wa-credit-rating-downgraded-by-moodys/5694906
I guess the WA Libs are finding out the hard way that mining ain't booming anymore.

I wonder what Colin Barnett is going to come out with. I'm sure Gina has something written up for him

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin
gently caress Moody's, gently caress S&P, gently caress wealthy private corporations given carte blanche to dictate how our country operates based off their strong pedigree of leading the global economy off a cliff.

T-1000
Mar 28, 2010

Ragingsheep posted:

Labor still has the stench of the previous government and especially Eddie Obeid and Joe Trapodi.

Also the current leader of the NSW Labor party is a guy who "forgot" to report to anyone that he was offered a $3,000,000 bribe.
And his chief of staff was heavily involved in Tripodi's Newcastle shenannigans that successfully cost a member of their own party a seat. And if you want to go back to Robertson's Unions NSW days, he and his family were given free accomodation at Perisher worth thousands of dollars by Obeid. Labor is probably screwed for at least two terms and possibly more.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
hey someone give me the lowdown on andrew robb is he one of the "good" coalition members or one of the ones who deserves to be egged

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Lol Roger Rogersons defense in the Jamie Gao murder case is literally "I saw two men enter a garage, thought it was taking a long time, so I thought I would go in there and offer some fatherly advice"

I dunno Roger, my dad never shot me in the head for spending too long in the garage.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Ler posted:

New Roy Morgan

When the margin of error is several percent, why bother discussing 0.5% swings? It's as useful as reading tea leaves or guessing the footy score using TV static. Is there some greater plan here?

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Soag posted:

hey someone give me the lowdown on andrew robb is he one of the "good" coalition members or one of the ones who deserves to be egged

lol

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

Sanguine posted:

When the margin of error is several percent, why bother discussing 0.5% swings? It's as useful as reading tea leaves or guessing the footy score using TV static. Is there some greater plan here?

because they've paid a shitload of money for them and need to generate some headlines?

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

this was a helpful post



to me he's one of those anonymous, boring cabinet members that lurk around in the shadows but i dont hate them enough to put a face/policy to a name

probs because hes never been on qanda ya'know

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...

Quantum Mechanic posted:

gently caress Moody's, gently caress S&P, gently caress wealthy private corporations given carte blanche to dictate how our country operates based off their strong pedigree of leading the global economy off a cliff.

That's a given of course but it's still highly amusing to see the party that always labels themselves as economic wunderkind's never be able to live up to standard. The fact that they believe in the system that credit rating agencies espouse makes it even sweeter.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Isn't he the massive fundy who was behind workchoices?

Calico Noose
Jun 26, 2010

Freudian Slip posted:

I was just reading this and strayed into the comments - Ross from Mallabula is a glutton for punishment. It's sad that even in Fairfax articles the comments are 1 decent person for every two poo poo stains

Why are the horrible scum to inhabit news story comments so obsessed with the homeless, everytime I feel like punishing myself by reading the comments there's at least 4 or them who insist that it's impossible to help Asylum Seekers without murdering the homeless. I wonder where this idea came from since we seem to be quite capable to being cruel to both simultaneously?

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...

Sanguine posted:

When the margin of error is several percent, why bother discussing 0.5% swings? It's as useful as reading tea leaves or guessing the footy score using TV static. Is there some greater plan here?

Personally after the MH17 stuff was forgotten I expected the LNP to take a big hit in the polls given all of the recent poo poo their idiots have been saying, but alas they haven't. Maybe this is as low as it will get for them, further securing my disdain for Australian voters.

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

Calico Noose posted:

Why are the horrible scum to inhabit news story comments so obsessed with the homeless, everytime I feel like punishing myself by reading the comments there's at least 4 or them who insist that it's impossible to help Asylum Seekers without murdering the homeless. I wonder where this idea came from since we seem to be quite capable to being cruel to both simultaneously?

It's a way to poo poo on asylum seekers under the guise of caring about others. No different from 'we have to torture them so they don't die at sea'.

T-1000
Mar 28, 2010

Soag posted:

hey someone give me the lowdown on andrew robb is he one of the "good" coalition members or one of the ones who deserves to be egged
He was critical of ICAC after Sinodinos stood down. That is enough to convince me he is a Bad Man.

Nuclear Spy
Jun 10, 2008

feeling under?

Soag posted:

hey someone give me the lowdown on andrew robb is he one of the "good" coalition members or one of the ones who deserves to be egged
So Andrew Robb is the current Minister for Trade and Investment Andrew Robb and was previously an Executive Director of both the National Farmers' Federation and the Cattle Council of Australia. Let's have a look at the 100+ Days in Government document and look at trade deals:

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Soag posted:

this was a helpful post



to me he's one of those anonymous, boring cabinet members that lurk around in the shadows but i dont hate them enough to put a face/policy to a name

probs because hes never been on qanda ya'know

What kind of response did you expect to is X one of the good senior coalition politicians?

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

gay picnic defence posted:

Isn't he the massive fundy who was behind workchoices?

welp after doing slightly more research than his wiki article (which mentions absolutely nothing at all about his ideology or political views) i have discovered that he was a big driver in workchoices, devout catholic, and muslim-scapegoating racist-baiter


one more liberal who i have a justified good reason to hate!

although being a liberal is plenty enough reason

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

Nuclear Spy posted:

So Andrew Robb is the current Minister for Trade and Investment Andrew Robb and was previously an Executive Director of both the National Farmers' Federation and the Cattle Council of Australia. Let's have a look at the 100+ Days in Government document and look at trade deals:

thank you for this, really appreciate it

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Soag posted:

hey someone give me the lowdown on andrew robb is he one of the "good" coalition members or one of the ones who deserves to be egged

Look deep down into your heart; what is it telling you? Do you really believe in the myth of the 'good Liberal'?


Sanguine posted:

When the margin of error is several percent, why bother discussing 0.5% swings? It's as useful as reading tea leaves or guessing the footy score using TV static. Is there some greater plan here?

Because journalists are notoriously bad at reporting anything remotely scientific in nature. Statistics may as well be black magic to a journalist, they aren't going to understand the nuance of something like 0.5 +/- 2

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-25/funding-cut-to-awms-touring-exhibitions-program/5695364

ABC News posted:

The Australian War Memorial's long-standing travelling exhibitions program has become the latest victim of the Federal Government's current austerity drive, with funding to all exhibitions effectively cut immediately.

I'm going to assume this is because the exhibition contained too much truth that was damaging to the government's ANZAC propaganda about how great war is.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Endman posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-08-25/funding-cut-to-awms-touring-exhibitions-program/5695364


I'm going to assume this is because the exhibition contained too much truth that was damaging to the government's ANZAC propaganda about how great war is.

It contains proof that we lost at Gallipoli and were ineffectual as a whole, so it's gone.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


A hero is a soldier who comes back physically and mentally intact enough to pose for a recruitment poster. :australia:

Nuclear Spy
Jun 10, 2008

feeling under?
Following on from Cormann chat earlier, new Pope:

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Nuclear Spy posted:

Following on from Cormann chat earlier, new Pope:



Oh my god this is loving awesome.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Ah well, the fun and games start up again tomorrow when the adults children are back in parliament

Decayed
Dec 30, 2004

Shang-a-lang
Fun Shoe

General populace thinks that all politicians are out for themselves in the long run and therefore there is always going to be corruption. The fact that both ALP and LNP have been implicated via ICAC reinforces this "fact".

It may also help to guide people into a more FYGM mentality when dealing with policies being paraded before them at election time.

Or people are just poo poo, depending on your level of misanthropy.

T-1000
Mar 28, 2010

Decayed posted:

General populace thinks that all politicians are out for themselves in the long run and therefore there is always going to be corruption. The fact that both ALP and LNP have been implicated via ICAC reinforces this "fact".

It may also help to guide people into a more FYGM mentality when dealing with policies being paraded before them at election time.

Or people are just poo poo, depending on your level of misanthropy.
Alternative interpretation:
45% of the population are rusted on to the party they support and ICAC changes nothing.
14% lean Coalition and ICAC reinforces their existing biases against Labor, making them more likely to vote for the Coalition.
17% lean Labor and ICAC reinforces their existing biases against the Coalition, making them more likely to vote for Labor.
20% have been dissuaded from supporting either major party by ICAC.
4% don't know anything.

So ICAC only has any real influence on 20% of the population, the rest just barrack for their team or don't care. We'd need to know who they were planning to vote for before ICAC's revelations to make more meaningful inferences from this data.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

The Oz claims disastrous polling in Victoria:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/denis-napthine-facing-electoral-wipeout-as-support-crashes-newspoll/story-e6frg6n6-1227035165020 posted:

Denis Napthine facing electoral wipeout as support crashes: Newspoll

DENIS Napthine’s Coalition faces being swept from power as a clear majority of voters reject his government and plunge the Victorian Premier into negative leadership territory for the first time, according to the latest Newspoll.

Newspoll reveals the Liberal Party’s primary vote is now just 32 per cent and the combined ­Coalition figure is languishing at 35 per cent — nearly 10 points below the 2010 general poll.

For the first time, Dr Napthine’s net satisfaction rating has dropped into negative territory, a troubling result for the government as Labor leads 55 per cent to 45 per cent on a two-party-preferred basis.

If this were replicated at the November 29 election, Labor’s Daniel Andrews would be handed a comfortable working majority and render the Coalition the first one-term administration since the 1950s.

The 55-45 two-party result is the worst recorded under Dr Napthine’s leadership and comes ­despite Labor being embroiled in scandal over a stolen dictaphone and rebel independent Geoff Shaw being banished from the parliament.

It also comes amid deep anger in the Liberal Party over the way former premier Ted Baillieu ­handled his exit from the parliament so close to the election.

Labor’s strong showing in the broad Newspoll numbers is ­despite tepid support for Mr ­Andrews, who is also in negative satisfaction territory and trails Dr Napthine 41 per cent to 31 per cent on the better premier rating.

Labor’s primary vote is at 37 per cent, which is statistically the same as 2010, but the party would benefit from preferences due to a higher Greens vote.

Dr Napthine’s 41 per cent better premier rating is down from 49 per cent when he was first elected last year by the parliamentary party and 31 per cent is Mr ­Andrews’ highest result in more than a year.

The proportion of voters satisfied with the way Dr Napthine is doing his job as Premier has fallen by four points to 40 per cent, down from a peak of 53 per cent.

While not statistically different from the previous Newspoll, the proportion dissatisfied is showing signs of trending upwards at 43 per cent, with his net satisfaction level at minus three.

This negative net satisfaction rating is determined by subtracting the number satisfied with his performance from the number dissatisfied.

Mr Andrews has been in negative territory for months and has risen to minus nine but Labor more broadly has held its standing for many months.

The July-August Newspoll, conducted exclusively for The Australian, shows only slight movements on the primary and two party-preferred votes but taken over time there is a clear trend pointing to the government struggling to win voter support.

The 32 per cent Liberal primary vote is six points below the 2010 election result, while the ­Nationals are nearly four points down at 3 per cent over the same period.

The Greens are steady on 16 per cent but this is nearly five points above election time.

Strategists on both sides of politics expect voter sentiment to tighten during the election campaign and probably well into the last week of the campaign.

However, Newspoll points to a worrying trend for the Coalition and comes as the fallout over Mr Baillieu’s looming departure deepens. John Pesutto, the incumbent premier’s legal counsel, is expected to contest the seat, as is Institute of Public Affairs chief John Roskam.

Two government ministers, Mary Wooldridge and David Davis, are believed to be unhappy with the way Mr Baillieu has quit at the eleventh hour, making it virtually impossible for them to run for the safe inner-Melbourne seat of Hawthorn.

Strategists privately ­believe that the mixed performance of the Abbott government has had a significantly negative impact on the Napthine administration but that the watering down of some budget measures should minimise the federal fallout on the state.

It seems much worse than the Galaxy poll (52-48) because it was taken over two months, but clearly a bunch of someones are unhappy with the leadership and wants a scare campaign to get some action. In both polls Napthine still leads Andrews as preferred Premier, but almost everyone is discounting that.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Would the fuckheads at the Oz be dumb enough to go for a change of premier this close to the election?

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DeathMuffin
May 25, 2004

Cake or Death

ewe2 posted:

The Oz claims disastrous polling in Victoria:


It seems much worse than the Galaxy poll (52-48) because it was taken over two months, but clearly a bunch of someones are unhappy with the leadership and wants a scare campaign to get some action. In both polls Napthine still leads Andrews as preferred Premier, but almost everyone is discounting that.

As they probably should. Preferred PM/Premier isn't particularly predictive of voting intention.

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