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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

YUP!

Can’t believe we couldn’t keep 666 til October smh. Oh well, time for Halloween in August.

If you’re reading this post, ur already ded

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL GOD, FLOATING SKULLS IN MY EYES

FUUUUCK YEAH!!!! :black101:



:cthulhu: Cthulhu Mansion :cthulhu:



Dark Places – dig it.



Halloween II, awesome poster, just a so-so sequel.



The dead still ride! :rice:



Faces of Death! Who didn’t watch these when they were a kid?





the Charles Band/Brian Yuzna/Stuart Gordon trifecta



when a simple skull just ain’t metal enough.



What’s that, still not metal enough?



GHOST BOAT!



Honey, I have a surprise for you.



Pretty sure this was a musical.



Ghost Town, I remember another poster for this movie which I’ll post later.



Comics + Skulls =

PUNISHMENT





Ghost Rider spitting hot fire



Hmm, let’s build a house on Skull Mountain, what can go wrong?



Dario, your movie’s are as sexy as your posters.



And since skulls with sexy lips are sexy.



Skulls are my wonderwall.



Even Disney loves dem skulls



Skulls… don’t have vocal chords though…



Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio! (oh no, run!)



X-rays are cool.



But not as cool as gimps and tongueless wall-dwellers.



That skull is on loving :catdrugs:



:dings:



Goonies never say die



Who knew Zed from Police Academy would make a good director?



This movie’s probably not that very good, but hey, skulls.



Purge 2, a surprisingly good sequel.



I shall call him… Number Two.



Eh, still not cool enough.







:c00l:



:whatup:



The Final Destination series reigns king of the skull posters

The one that started it all. That Devon Sawa kid is going places!



FD2, a worthy successor. The highway scene still remains a classic.



Final Destination 3, wanna go on that rollercoaster.



THE FINAL DESTINATION, the final one guys, seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3hT3SKfFM



No wait, did I say the final one? I meant one more.





Finally, the last wave.



Oh wait, there’s still this poo poo.





Part two coming next, keep an eye out!

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I told you to keep an eye out! :yohoho:

EYE BALL EDITION

Whoa too much eyeball.



Ah, that’s more like it.



Warning! Movies with warnings are always good!



Warning! This movie’s pretty terrible!



Unlike this movie, which is pretty great.



I will literally watch anything with Roddy McDowall.



The King of horror (books).



Fulci, the Italian king of the zombies.





Troma, the king of sleaze.



And then the classic skull poster that hasn’t been topped.



Part 3, rotten skull edition, coming…

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

…right now!

Skulls and meat? UNBELIEVABLE!



Melts so good.



More meat!



They eat the living! No poo poo!



All the ladies love rotten meat!



Zombie 3? With a number like that, it has to be good!



I wonder how it ends?



They can’t all be winners gents.



What the hell is that supposed to be? Moss?



The old gods approve.



Blind Dead make for good posters









I don’t care what anyone says, this movie loving rules.





Argento and Jennifer Connelly :allears:



Remember Freddy? Well this ain’t him!



I’ll teach you to throw away my comic books, DAD!





Peter Jackson’s timeless classic



The BEST zombie horror movie hands down I will loving fight you if you say otherwise



Wish I could say the same for the sequel.



Argento, Romero, Jackson, O’Bannon, how about a little Jess Franco in the mix?



And of course the Italian king of giallo.



Hmm, rotting skulls are good and all, but we live in the future, what other creative ways can we do the old floaty skull?

Up Next: Optical Illusions and ROBO SKULLS

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 26, 2014

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

SKULL POST VOL. IV: it’s a schooner edition

But that’s not a skull, that’s just a house with three tre… :aaa:



:shroom: Is that a skull or am I just tripping my loving balls off? :shroom:



AKA Comatose



GHOST BOAT THE PREQUEL!



One of the two Eli Roth movies that isn’t garbage.



Seems like a nice enough hospital.



Not an optical illusion but close enough



2nd Best Friedkin movie.



Dali would be proud.



V/H/S have been killing it with their posters.







Bad movie. Good poster.



And since we’re on the subject of robot skulls…

The classic.



the cult



and the not-so-classic




Up next, FULL FRONTAL SKELETAL

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

SKULL POST V.V Full on skeleton on skeleton action!



Ooh yeah girl, shake it for me.



twerk sum’thin.



wanna see dem skeleton titties.



Vincent Price is not impressed.



goat.sekleton



Peekaboo!



Ghost Ride the whip.





Dr. Boney Hands



This VHS was a staple of my childhood.



Nazi skeletons!



The classic Repo Man



And the not so classic Repo Men (which has nothing to do with it’s kinda/sorta namesake)



Very nice poster. Haven’t seen the movie tho.



And there you have it gents, aside from a few honorable mentions here at the end.


ROBOT MONSTER! Why does he have a skull for a face? Who loving cares?




Skulls for the kiddies.






Alright, I’m all skulled out. Oh wait, no I’m not.

A poster worthy of CROM.



and the most metal poster for the most unmetal country.



Okay, that’s it for real now. The end. Drive safe and protect yer noggin.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

I saw this guy eating brunch at a Hyatt recently.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


That dude is literally in the movie for about eight seconds.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Allen Wren posted:

That dude is literally in the movie for about eight seconds.

No secret why he's on the poster.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

ruddiger posted:

Not for the movies, but this poster was posted for the radio broadcast for Star Wars. Really want to hear those tapes, I guess John Lithgow did the voice of Yoda for Empire which is all kinds of :aaa:




You might be able to find them be surfing the internet, possibly even using a tube


Alternatively you can buy it here.


http://www.highbridgeaudio.com/starwarsradiodrama

Snakes and skeletons are the same thing,right?

Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Aug 26, 2014

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Mods embed this song for this page, TIA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I feel someone should post this:

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
No love for the classics?


Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


:spooky:
Am I late for the page 666?








Edit:
:spooky: Have some more. :spooky:






Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Aug 26, 2014

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I love you guys.


edit: contributing











kiimo fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 26, 2014

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I love how every poster with a 666 is goddamn terrible.






But nothing can't beat a classic :devil: :



Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Dear Lord this page is too spooky for me.

This movie has no skeletons.



This movie does have skeletons (Jason & the Argonauts):



What they didn't teach you in school:



But remember kids:



Stay spooky, my friends.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.




Wasn't there a skeleton poster where they're all riding motorcycles?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I love you and I love skull post.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tomero_the_Great posted:



Wasn't there a skeleton poster where they're all riding motorcycles?

Kind of funny that they only made that remake because of the release date.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Wasn't there a skeleton poster where they're all riding motorcycles?

I believe that was The Death Wheelers


ruddiger posted:

The dead still ride! :rice:



a.k.a. Psychomania



Shite movie. Great music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LfK3X5IMk

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Waffleman_ posted:

Those Star Wars posters are nice, but

:spergin: Since Episode VII takes place 30 years after Jedi, the movie probably wouldn't be dealing with such an immediate aftermath of the events of the original trilogy.

Based on the leaks from the set of Episode VII, which of course have not been substantiated at all:

The movie starts with a hand grasping a lightsaber falling into a desert planet. Two of the new characters find it, and take it to Han Solo who recognizes the lightsaber as Luke's from Empire Strikes Back. Han and Chewie are now piloting a Super Star Destroyer, with Han's son piloting the Millennium Falcon. Luke hasn't been seen since the Battle of Endor, and the movie sees the characters going to rescue Luke from wherever he is being held captive. And, Emperor Palpatine is now a force ghost apparently, and is pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Allen Wren posted:

That dude is literally in the movie for about eight seconds.

I think they might have cut some scenes from that whole Dejima part of the movie, because they cast an actual Dutch actor as the leader of the colony and he didn't even have any dialogue.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Is it still page 666?

Ooh, an actual brony!


Movie not QUITE as bugshit as this poster.


I wonder if the reward was ever claimed?


Satan is a perv.


The Devil's Noogie!


AKA: Devil Fish.


Admit it, you'd hit it.


When porn was classy.


R rating in the U.S. Almost certainly banned outright in New Zealand. (Our 60's censor HATED biker flicks.)


Funky has issues.


Mmmm.. debauchery.

Distorted Kiwi fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Aug 26, 2014

Mister Nobody
Feb 17, 2011

Mierenneuker posted:

I think they might have cut some scenes from that whole Dejima part of the movie, because they cast an actual Dutch actor as the leader of the colony and he didn't even have any dialogue.

I believe the skull faced man himself is dutch.

That guy has gotten a whole lotta mileage off those tattoos. I can't walk into the local mall without seeing some advertisement he models make up in.

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Here are some posters I found made by Tomasz Opasinski

















Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

This movie is so lovely it's honestly kind of amazing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



This thumbnail has an effect that I don't think was intended.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

This thumbnail has an effect that I don't think was intended.

... :stare:


Given the rest of the series I'd say it's very intended.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Once you see it, it definitely is a limp cock and balls.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
The Iron Giant Penis

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Meatwave posted:

The Giant Iron Penis

You accidentally inverted a few words, but I fixed it for you.

Out of curiosity, are there any movie posters featuring skulls or skeletons?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Just in time for page 666: VHS covers for modern horror films.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I dunno, they're not nearly obnoxious enough and the Drag Me To Hell one might as well be a modern poster.



I say this as someone who actually worked in a video store with VHS tapes. :colbert:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Oct 6, 2014

asvodel
Oct 10, 2012

ruddiger posted:

And since skulls with sexy lips are sexy.



Perhaps obvious to point it out, but I immediately thought of this:



(H.R. Giger's cover for the album Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake and Palmer)
And looking closely at the two of them next to each other the movie poster even literally traced a lot of the small details as well, like the little dents around the eye sockets, etc.


ruddiger posted:

I told you to keep an eye out! :yohoho:

EYE BALL EDITION

Whoa too much eyeball.



I had no idea there was a film based on this short story (English title is "Sanatorium under the sign of the hourglass"). Has anyone seen it or know about it beyond the poster?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
This page is so scary I almost went crying to my mummy!

It definitely has all the fright stuff, no bones about it!

I'm glad to be posting on page 666, I didn't think I had a ghost of a chance!



EEheheheheheheheheh

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

asvodel posted:

Perhaps obvious to point it out, but I immediately thought of this:



(H.R. Giger's cover for the album Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake and Palmer)
And looking closely at the two of them next to each other the movie poster even literally traced a lot of the small details as well, like the little dents around the eye sockets, etc.

I had presumed that the poster was Giger's work as well, but I've managed to google a confirmation or denial. It's definitely... heavily inspired either way.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

asvodel posted:

I had no idea there was a film based on this short story (English title is "Sanatorium under the sign of the hourglass"). Has anyone seen it or know about it beyond the poster?

I've seen it. I don't know how it relates or compares to the short story, but it's one of the most impressively surreal movies I've ever seen.

It's pretty slow-paced and might not be engaging if you're not in the exact right mood, but I literally can't think of a film that emulates the logic and feeling of a dream better than it....save maybe for Takashi Miike's Gozu, which is also weird as balls.

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Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

asvodel posted:

Perhaps obvious to point it out, but I immediately thought of this:



(H.R. Giger's cover for the album Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake and Palmer)
And looking closely at the two of them next to each other the movie poster even literally traced a lot of the small details as well, like the little dents around the eye sockets, etc.


To me, Giger always seemed very... consistent, I suppose. A lot of reoccurring themes in his work.

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