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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Join WeChat, but take it with a massive (MASSIVE) pinch of salt. It has many in jokes and assholes taking the piss because you're new and ask stupid newbie questions. Either suck it up or ignore them, but know what you're getting into. Several people have been put off meeting goons because of it, but just try to remember they're shitposting because they're jealous that China has jaded them and you're still finding it new and exciting. But they can always come through with good settling-in advice, however it ends up being phrased.

I had the benefit of meeting Goonmom Caberham before joining the chat and he took me on a private-drive tour of Hong Kong, including afternoon tea at a highly exclusive golf club. I knew him as a solid bloke before I knew him as a snarky goonlord in chat.

These days I stick only to the HK WeChat and even then only use it to schedule meetups. If you find the group frustrating, you can bypass the shitposting and just check in for meeting what are actually very decent folk in real life.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Aug 25, 2014

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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
You can definitely ask stupid newbie questions without being made fun of. As long as you tried doing some research on your own and spent some effort. No one will laugh at you for not being able to read Chinese. I guess it becomes a newbie question instead of stupid newbie question.

We give people poo poo for asking low effort questions. Don't be like that guy in the Japan thread who is all "hey I'm coming with my wife to Tokyo where should we eat"

Be like "I picked a few places to eat in Tokyo, can anyone vouch for them?"

There's like the internet and a lot of resources! Make a few decisions and choices on your own, then ask for help. Don't endlessly ask questions and not make a decision at the very end. Some guy bombarded both forum and wechat about buying a phone for a few days. Goons actually sperged over all options and laid out everything. In the end he got something else and ignored all office.Don't be that guy.

Turns out he's really protective of his phone and when it got dented at a party he was ultra mad.

caberham fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Aug 25, 2014

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Caberham there's no need for that, those are all dead issues.

Reminder that I'm not just talking about that one person; gbm was put off meeting people too, and Mr and Ms Pieorgi didn't get on with the chat either. Even our guy who's nearly-but-not-quite Macau got pissed off with the chat and quit for several months. All of these are good people that I've met (except gbm, but he seems cool) and I don't want to lose another good person because they think it'll all be sunshine and rainbows in there.

In fact, come to mention it, I asked the chat for mattress info for ages and someone's very helpful girlfriend was very helpful but I still bought one from somewhere that nobody suggested.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 25, 2014

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
The wechat group is not for everyone. I would be careful about suggesting every newbie in China to join it. It was the reason I skipped the Beijing goon meet, which is too bad, because I enjoy posting here on SA.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
this wechat thing sounds problematic as gently caress

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Oh my god here we go again about stupid wechat groups and other what not.

Just treat it like a forums pm for instant feedback. Just install it.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Wow imagine if only a poster hadn't brought it up, pushed it on someone and singled an individual out as the example of the guy to not be. I bet we wouldn't even be talking about it then!

I personally wasn't going to say anything (and haven't in months) but simplefish used me as an example and I felt that I should at least comment on that.

The Great Autismo! fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Aug 26, 2014

Arakan
May 10, 2008

After some persuasion, Fluttershy finally opens up, and Twilight's more than happy to oblige in doing her best performance as a nice, obedient wolf-puppy.
why would you use wechat aside from picking up chicks

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Arakan posted:

why would you use wechat aside from picking up chicks dicks

So yeah, we don't really get too many visitors here. Maybe if China dropped the visa fee we would have more visitors.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

goldboilermark posted:

Wow imagine if only a poster hadn't brought it up, pushed it on someone and singled an individual out as the example of the guy to not be. I bet we wouldn't even be talking about it then!

I personally wasn't going to say anything (and haven't in months) but simplefish used me as an example and I felt that I should at least comment on that.

I'm using you as an example, if you know what I mean.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Look, the wechat group was very helpful to me, but it has a particular tone that I personally don't mind but isn't for everyone. I'm not saying it's evil or that everyone on there is horrible 24/7.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

simplefish posted:

Look, the wechat group was very helpful to me, but it has a particular tone that I personally don't mind but isn't for everyone. I'm not saying it's evil or that everyone on there is horrible 24/7.

Yes, that is also what I said. Although it wasn't helpful for me, I didn't need it to be.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

It's100% me talking about dota now so it's worse than ever.

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006
The wechat group was worse than reddit.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Magna Kaser posted:

It's100% me talking about dota now so it's worse than ever.

same

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Aero737 posted:

The wechat group was worse than reddit.

:wotwot:

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


caberham posted:

Maybe if China dropped the visa fee we would have more visitors.

P much. Otherwise I'd take Spring Airlines Takamatsu-Shanghai like once a month just because it's cheap.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


No poo poo right, I would've come over from Korea all the time if I didn't have to pay for a visa.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Aero737 posted:

The wechat group was worse than reddit.

:staredog:

I thought we were better than reddit :iiam:

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Aero737 posted:

The wechat group was worse than reddit.

This is impossible because Reddit = 4Chan + Yahoo Answers

"I just left FreedomGuo to practice teh Zhongwenz and nongify myself, knee-how chinabros"

The only really annoying part of the Wechat group was the constant reposting of porn from tumblr because that eats mobile data and also maybe I want to be able to use Wechat in public.

But anyway nobody should be using a chat room as an information resource; that's silly unless you're a web dev sitting in an IRC channel in 1999.

LentThem fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Aug 26, 2014

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

That CCJ2 thing is basically the most dumb and offensive thing I have seen on China - but since we started being nice to FPR I feel like I need somewhere to go to laugh at Tim.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Whatnow?

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

LentThem posted:

"I just left FreedomGuo to practice teh Zhongwenz and nongify myself, knee-how chinabros"

what the hell is this lol

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

It's edgy and cool.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I learned a few years back that I am not edgy and cool, unfortunately.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

I'm sort of cool but not very edgy

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Well, I'm gay.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

caberham posted:

So yeah, we don't really get too many visitors here. Maybe if China dropped the visa fee we would have more visitors.

Aren't they semi-close to getting a mutual visa-free deal with Thailand?

DontAskKant
Aug 13, 2011

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THINKING ABOUT THIS POST)
In my expert medical opinion, after listening to hundreds of Chinese poops, toots, shits, and sharts; I have concluded that China needs a fecal transplant from a more wholesome nation. Like Estonia.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

computer parts posted:

Aren't they semi-close to getting a mutual visa-free deal with Thailand?

Yes, and all thanks to a retarded Chinese comedy movie that looks like it was shot on a first-generation Huawei.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Good hot pot night everyone. Hi fives all around. I can still taste garlic.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


And the sky is blue with fluffy clouds. Wish this would've waited for the weekend.

DontAskKant
Aug 13, 2011

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THINKING ABOUT THIS POST)
Wait Chengdu can have blue skies? I was told the air went poo poo when I arrived and now it's better now that I've left.

:ohdear: Am I the pollution problem in my own life?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I told you to stop coal rolling.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

DontAskKant posted:

Wait Chengdu can have blue skies? I was told the air went poo poo when I arrived and now it's better now that I've left.

:ohdear: Am I the pollution problem in my own life?

Within one month of my arrival in Harbin the air quality broke a Badness record. I think it's us, the outsiders, causing Glorious Chinar to Suffer Bad Airs

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

simplefish posted:

Several people have been put off meeting goons because of it,

I was in China 3 years, never met any goons because of it.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Hey man that's too bad, I think we would have gotten along.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

VideoTapir posted:

I was in China 3 years, never met any goons because of it.

Are you shitposting or are you serious?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I met two China goons yesterday and they were both cool. I wasn't raped and murdered even a little bit.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

He says that because we threatened him with more rape and murder.

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