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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Excels posted:

It's kind of funny that people like Anita who probably had good intentions, have actually turned "feminism" into a cringe word that immediately makes everyone nervous and frightened, like it's a disease they might catch.

Happens with any woman who doesn't behave like the men in charge want her to. That said, well behaved women seldom make history.

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Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
Matt Damon has addressed the issue of wasting water on the ice bucket challenge by dumping a bucket of toilet water on his head.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ratspeaker posted:

Matt Damon has addressed the issue of wasting water on the ice bucket challenge by dumping a bucket of toilet water on his head.

People will still find something in that to complain about.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Murphys Law posted:

Has this showed up in anybody else's newsfeed yet?

Yeah, apparently this came from Ted Nugent. Somebody on my newsfeed shared it. I told them that I was taking a blind guess that most of these had arrests fairly quickly, because the news doesn't have to give a poo poo about closed cases. I was also taking a blind guess that the families of the deceased generally agreed with how the police handled the case.

People around here were also complaining about the Trevon Martin case, asking why the Christian/Newsome killings didn't get national coverage. Even though it did, but when reminded of that and those other two points, some people didn't want to let reality get in the way of a point they wanted to make. Hell, a couple of shitheads around here are still trying to draw a comparison to Christian/Newsome with the Mike Brown killing.

It's kind of a habit in this part of East Tennessee, if you consider "thoughtless, kneejerk racism" a habit.

EDIT: Or what Met said.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

LoonShia posted:

People will still find something in that to complain about.

I did.

Another cretin who can't hold their god drat phone properly while filming.

Seriously, we need to start an awareness campaign for vertical video syndrome. Even a movie star like Matt Damon seems to suffer from it.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Master Twig posted:

I did.

Another cretin who can't hold their god drat phone properly while filming.

Seriously, we need to start an awareness campaign for vertical video syndrome. Even a movie star like Matt Damon seems to suffer from it.

It's probably all a ruse to get you to pay for it in the right aspect ratio later.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Ratspeaker posted:

Matt Damon has addressed the issue of wasting water on the ice bucket challenge by dumping a bucket of toilet water on his head.

I could have flushed my poo poo with that water! :argh:

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer
The next step should be people giving themselves swirlies.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


The gun challenge. Shoot yourself for, I don't know, Sleep apnea?

With all this racial tension going on and also th MRAs I listen to this song to keep me level http://youtu.be/sLg5POTvVzs

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Aug 26, 2014

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Master Twig posted:

I did.

Another cretin who can't hold their god drat phone properly while filming.

Seriously, we need to start an awareness campaign for vertical video syndrome. Even a movie star like Matt Damon seems to suffer from it.

Matt Damon knows about lovely cameramen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGlf8J2PGhI

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

karl fungus posted:

What is the point of using fresh water in toilets, anyway? Can't they use gray water for that, if you're just going to use it for bathroom purposes and never drink it?

They do in some places, but legally they have to put up signs warning you not to drink.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Squallege posted:

The next step should be people giving themselves swirlies.
Can we just mix dumping buckets of water on yourself with the boiling water snow thing that horribly burned a lot of people last winter?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Question Mark Mound posted:

Can we just mix dumping buckets of water on yourself with the boiling water snow thing that horribly burned a lot of people last winter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2E03OlkGGY

Enjoy!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
More from "The Sarkeesian Effect"

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Tetracube posted:

More from "The Sarkeesian Effect"



"I made a game where you beat up a woman for expressing her opinion, but I decided not to distribute it, which makes it okay. Please give me money."

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Finally got this poo poo circulating on my feed.



Still no Money Moon, though. :(

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I hope those were posted by the same person because there are commercials for cashews I'm pretty sure.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Hahahah just want you to know I burst out laughing when I saw this just as someone finished telling a crappy joke. So I don't have to pretend it was funny because I was laughing, thank you.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

kinmik posted:

Finally got this poo poo circulating on my feed.


It's true, two handfuls of cashew nuts would stop me being depressed because I'd be dead.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Excels posted:

"I made a game where you beat up a woman for expressing her opinion, but I decided not to distribute it, which makes it okay. Please give me money."

I think he meant that flash game that got made a couple of years ago.

Unless he really is the creator of that, too, which would just be the cherry on top of this turd sundae.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

THEY DIDN'T SHARE IN TIME

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hihohe posted:

The gun challenge. Shoot yourself for, I don't know, Sleep apnea?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



TinTower posted:

Happens with any woman who doesn't behave like the men in charge want her to. That said, well behaved women seldom make history.

It's amazing seeing the anti-sufferage propaganda from a hundred years ago. Exactly the same bullshit, hell half are even worded the same way, just the women being depicted as villains are wearing fancy bonnets.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Serene Dragon posted:

It's true, two handfuls of cashew nuts would stop me being depressed because I'd be dead.

What

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Nut allergy is my guess

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
I love you.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Serene Dragon posted:

It's true, two handfuls of cashew nuts would stop me being depressed because I'd be dead.

There you go, proof! 100% of people* with nut allergy are depressed, it must be totally true that cashews cure depression!

*This one guy on the internet

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

BonHair posted:

cashews cure depression

Looks like I've found a new forums username.

Fitzdraco
Aug 4, 2007

Serene Dragon posted:

It's true, two handfuls of cashew nuts would stop me being depressed because I'd be dead.
I guess we have to slap a black box warning on cashews now.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

Buzkashi posted:

Nut allergy is my guess
Yup. Cashew nut allergy is one of the nastier ones too.

So I guess if you're a nut allergy sufferer, you are stuck with those nasty unnatural chemicals.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Crap thats happened to me

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Depression + nut allergy buds! :hfive:

gently caress, a family member (who I guarantee is drunk out of her mind right now) just posted a rant listing names of people talking poo poo about her boyfriend (mostly his family) and how they molested him as a kid. If she doesn't delete it soon I'll tell her to. Not loving Facebook subject matter, and her boyfriend wouldn't want that poo poo shared with the world either.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

lidnsya posted:

Depression + nut allergy buds! :hfive:

gently caress, a family member (who I guarantee is drunk out of her mind right now) just posted a rant listing names of people talking poo poo about her boyfriend (mostly his family) and how they molested him as a kid. If she doesn't delete it soon I'll tell her to. Not loving Facebook subject matter, and her boyfriend wouldn't want that poo poo shared with the world either.

I just post a lot of music videos on my timeline when I'm drunk. Jeez.

I've got one person in my timeline that posts about vegan stuff/anti-GMO, but he's not too militant about it so I figure it's coo. Otherwise I'm very lucky to have culled my list into one full of sane opinions.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Buzkashi posted:

Nut allergy is my guess

You're wrong.


Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Hihohe posted:

Crap thats happened to me

Me too, exploding head buddy :hfive:

What does yours sound like? Mine is like a loud roaring noise, which I guess is the blood in my head. Like an amplified version of when you cup your hand over your ear.

(We are truly Indigo children and will prosper when the Money Face comes)

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

TinTower posted:

Happens with any woman who doesn't behave like the men in charge want her to. That said, well behaved women seldom make history.

Maybe this is just me and the people I encounter, but I hear this statement a lot and it's generally said by the biggest assholes/douches/jerks to justify them being an rear end in a top hat/douche/jerk. It's not women only either. You just sub 'woman' with 'truth teller' and 'men' with 'The Man'.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
I saw an interesting version of the "Share if you are a true Christian" thing on my wall.

Guy on Facebook posted:

Assalamualaikum wbt.

A baby born in israel which looks exactly like the dajjal, Allah (s.w.t) has said in the Qur’an that a baby just like dajjal will be born in israel and that this is a sign of the day of judgement. It has also said in the Qur’an that israel will take over palestine. Allah (s.w.t) has said in the Qur’an that these are some of the signs before the day of judgement.

So brothers&sisters please start changing yourself, start praying. You never know when the day of judgment will take place.

The signs of Qiyamah…..
-Homosexual
-People speaking ill of others ancestors
-Clothing that shows off most of the body
-No more stars in the sky
-People Dissappearing
-Tall buildings
-Appearance of Imam Mahdi. ..
-Appearance of Dajjal...
-Descending of Prophet Isa (A.S.)...
-Appearance of Yajooj Majooj..
-The rising of the sunfrom the west after which the doors of forgiveness will be closed.
-The Dab’bat al-Ard will emerge from the ground & will mark all the true Muslims
-40 days of fog.. that will kill all the true believers so that they do not have to experience the other signs.
-A huge fire..will cause destruction.
-Destruction of the Kabah.
-The writing in the Quran will vanish.
-The trumpet will be blown the 1st time & all animals & kafirs left will die & all mountains & buildings will crumble.

The 2nd time the trumpet will be blown all of Allahs creation..will resurrect & meet on the plains of Arafat for their judgment.
-The sun will lower itself with the earth...

Our Prophet S.A.W. said, ‘Whoever delivers this news. to someone else, I will on the Day of Judgment make for him a place in Jannah....
Let’s just see if shaytan stops this one.

Send this to all on your buddy’fs.... in the list.

If you ignore it, just remember that Muhammad S.a.w said, ‘If you deny me before man, I will deny you in day of judgment...

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Maybe this is just me and the people I encounter, but I hear this statement a lot and it's generally said by the biggest assholes/douches/jerks to justify them being an rear end in a top hat/douche/jerk. It's not women only either. You just sub 'woman' with 'truth teller' and 'men' with 'The Man'.

"You know who NEVER makes history? Unremarkable assholes"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

canyoneer posted:

"You know who NEVER makes history? Unremarkable assholes"

"Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering."

Theodore Roosevelt

Teddy approves.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

canyoneer posted:

"You know who NEVER makes history? Unremarkable assholes"

So be a remarkable one then?

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