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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

coconono posted:

GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER WRESTLER IN A HAT LETS MOCK HIM



Shrinersuke Nakamura more like

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Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

coconono posted:

GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER WRESTLER IN A HAT LETS MOCK HIM



He's so cute though :kimchi:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

He sure does. OFF HIS STUPID HeAD!

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


















(Shortly after he broke his neck vs. Owen)















































Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


No Mr. Austin, put down the defibrillator! :gonk:

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~


i know someone else said this earlier, but this could have been 1994 or 2014.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jimmy Hart has always taken full advantage of the ancient Atlantean sleep chamber he's owned for the last few decades.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Gonz posted:

Jimmy Hart has always taken full advantage of the ancient Atlantean sleep chamber he's owned for the last few decades.

You mean hair dye and big sunglasses?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

OctoberCountry posted:

You mean vampirism and child sacrifices?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

It's the "Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment Chamber." Jimmy Hart has spent the last couple decades teaching his cells new mitochondrial tricks, that's all.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
No guys, he said it himself

WeX Majors fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 27, 2014

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I thought we already established that Jimmy is a lich and the megaphone is his phylactery?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Liar Lyre posted:

i know someone else said this earlier, but this could have been 1994 or 2014.

You can tell what decade it is based on the lines on his forehead. He's like a tree.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Liar Lyre posted:

i know someone else said this earlier, but this could have been 1994 or 2014.

From the hot pink rollerblades I'm going to go with closer to 1994.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

OctoberCountry posted:

You mean hair dye and big sunglasses?

seriously, I'm sure without those he looks about as old as he is

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Man, so much great stuff in that picture dump. There'd be so much to say, but I restrain myself and only highlight that wonderful Kane/Vince Vaughn photo. Both look terrible and terribly uncomfortable to be there and to be seen with each other.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I maintain somewhere there is a gaudy airbrushed-on-the-back-of-a-leather-jacket portrait of Jimmy Hart getting older.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I maintain somewhere there is a gaudy airbrushed-on-the-back-of-a-leather-jacket portrait of Jimmy Hart getting older.

Yes, but saying there's a skeleton on the back of a leather jacket doesn't narrow anything down.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
I love the picture of Triple H/Stephanie at the pool party just because of Vince in the background. I feel like Vince would be the best grandfather ever.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Kane doesn't look 7 inches taller than Vince Vaughn. Also where the gently caress are they

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

That DICK! posted:

Kane doesn't look 7 inches taller than Vince Vaughn. Also where the gently caress are they

Ron Paul rally.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ron Paul rally.

Vince Vaughn, no :smith:

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

That DICK! posted:

Vince Vaughn, no :smith:

You respected him?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

I Before E posted:

You respected him?

But he was so great in the Psycho remake!

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

That DICK! posted:

Kane doesn't look 7 inches taller than Vince Vaughn.

Kane's probably like 6'7" in reality

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Both are tall dudes irl.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Cardboard Box posted:

Kane's probably like 6'7" in reality

Vince Vaughn is around 6'5" and Kane is pretty much always wearing boots with lifts or dress shoes with heels on TV.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

That DICK! posted:

Vince Vaughn, no :smith:
gently caress him he was one of the worst parts of The Lost World

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I liked Swingers.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Kane has made better movies than Vince Vaughan has.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

OctoberCountry posted:

Vince Vaughn is around 6'5" and Kane is pretty much always wearing boots with lifts or dress shoes with heels on TV.

the near seven-footer, the demon kane!!!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Remember this is a sport where Giant Gonzales was billed as being 8-foot tall.
The bigger you are, the more they exaggerate.

D Lambent
Jul 28, 2014
It's really too bad that we never saw Giant Gonzalez v. Giant Silva. That would have been a match to headline WrestleMania. Heh.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Fale's looking pretty swole there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

404GoonNotFound posted:

But he was so great in the Psycho remake!

I know all these words individually but they make no sense put together in a sentence like this :confused:

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Cardboard Box posted:

Kane's probably like 6'7" in reality

if you're telling me I am one inch shorter than Kane IRL then my childhood fear of Glenn Jacobs has been shattered

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Jerusalem posted:

I know all these words individually but they make no sense put together in a sentence like this :confused:

Maybe because it wasn't a very good movie and Vaughn's actual greatest role was as Derek Zoolander's coal miner brother?

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