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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Liver Disaster posted:

camp horror >>>>>>> deadpan serious horror imo

there are very, very few deadpan serious horror movies that actually work. the problem is that you know youre watching a film on an intrinsic level and know that whatevers on the other side of the screen cant actually hurt you. i think this is why the ring was so successful, the basic premise of the movie is that whats on the other side of the screen can indeed hurt you, so it puts you on edge regardless

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



ive been genuinely spooked by very few movies

but the grudge (all versions, surprised the US release was that good) got me, paranormal activity 1 got me hardcore and the movie white noise hosed me up

everything else is just hilarious, especially slashers

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Liver Disaster posted:

cvgs: playd five nights at freddy's last night
i didnt know what i was expecting
why not just make a bear suit for security guards

why do you go back on the second day no job is worth that wtf

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Vintersorg posted:

ive been genuinely spooked by very few movies

but the grudge (all versions, surprised the US release was that good) got me, paranormal activity 1 got me hardcore and the movie white noise hosed me up

everything else is just hilarious, especially slashers

paranormal activity 1 got me hard, which was awesome. the first two acts of sunshine also got me good, although act 3 it completely flies off the rails

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i thought Mama was pretty drat good and was genuinely scary until you saw the creature. then it kinda lost its spooky


The Woman in Black is pretty great too

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003


I'm the shakey cam that proves nothing.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Yodzilla posted:

i thought Mama was pretty drat good and was genuinely scary until you saw the creature. then it kinda lost its spooky


The Woman in Black is pretty great too

most monster movies are scary until you see the monster

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

meh



I guess Sports Friends is good for a chuckle.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Notorious QIG posted:

most monster movies are scary until you see the monster turn into a giant spider

zonar
Jan 4, 2012

That was a BAD business decision!
is guacamelee a good enough game to justify spending just under £4 on an 'upgraded edition'

i started what i had + it seems fun

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



im sure down the road ps4 will have great titles for ps+ free

right now its all indie bullshit

ps all stars is great, but my ps3 is at my gfs and her internet connection sucks poo poo

edit: guacamelee is pretty cool, i need to go back to it - the game is literally super metroid mexico styles

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Vintersorg posted:

ive been genuinely spooked by very few movies

but the grudge (all versions, surprised the US release was that good) got me, paranormal activity 1 got me hardcore and the movie white noise hosed me up

everything else is just hilarious, especially slashers

grudge US got me too but in hindsight it was all cheap jump scares and that awful gurgling sound that struck a nerve

that movie has almost no substance. there is a house. if you go in it you die. a bunch of people go in the house. they die. the end

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



sometimes a little movie death is all one needs

the best is phoning people and making that gurgling sound to make em spaz

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

stephen king in general is kind of batshit insane

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Vintersorg posted:

im sure down the road ps4 will have great titles for ps+ free

right now its all indie bullshit

ps all stars is great, but my ps3 is at my gfs and her internet connection sucks poo poo

edit: guacamelee is pretty cool, i need to go back to it - the game is literally super metroid mexico styles

I'm more upset at the lack of a kick rear end Vita game like Dragons Crown.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

meh



I guess Sports Friends is good for a chuckle.

gently caress

would it be so hard to give one good game for the ps4

also lol at those ps3 games oh man

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

hubris.height posted:

gently caress

would it be so hard to give one good game for the ps4

also lol at those ps3 games oh man

which one

you have so many to pick from

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

hubris.height posted:

also lol at those ps3 games oh man

my playstation plus JUST autorenewed and now i wish i'd canceled

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

which one

you have so many to pick from

yeah after reading that i laughed at my naivety

Werthog 95 posted:

my playstation plus JUST autorenewed and now i wish i'd canceled

same

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Werthog 95 posted:

my playstation plus JUST autorenewed and now i wish i'd canceled

yeah i deleted my visa from my ps account for just this reason

also turned off auto-refilling the wallet for good measure

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

hubris.height posted:

gently caress

would it be so hard to give one good game for the ps4

also lol at those ps3 games oh man

so what you're saying is that i, a non-ps3 haver waiting for a last of us+ps4 bundle, should probably just by a ps3

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

why do you go back on the second day no job is worth that wtf

the bear being two rooms away by default is hosed up, hes like 'boo badou badou badou' and hes standing just outside the door
the door stayed shut, the fan kept running and wasting the limited power, the chicken was on the way

Tora Tora Torrents posted:

meh



I guess Sports Friends is good for a chuckle.

THE NEW TEMPEST IS FREE AW YISS GONNA GET THAT
and psabr was actually pretty good but the frothing outrage from nintendo fans was also pretty good
holy poo poo kids get mad easy

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i bet the game is good but lol at the concept of "playstation all stars"

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

no children ever argued over whether fat princess could beat up the robot from bioshock.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
well maybe they should

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

thats like saying the reason there ar eso many loving halo games is because children argue over how many aliens halo can shoot

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Liver Disaster posted:

THE NEW TEMPEST IS FREE AW YISS GONNA GET THAT
and psabr was actually pretty good but the frothing outrage from nintendo fans was also pretty good
holy poo poo kids get mad easy

I wish I was white male child and the worst thing to happen to me is that someone makes something that is in the same genre as some other thing I like.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Liver Disaster posted:

thats like saying the reason there ar eso many loving halo games is because children argue over how many aliens halo can shoot

well.

how many CAN he shoot?

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Rexicon1 posted:

well.

how many CAN he shoot?

all of them
halo can shoot all the aliens

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Liver Disaster posted:

thats like saying the reason there ar eso many loving halo games is because children argue over how many aliens halo can shoot

no it isn't

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Vintersorg posted:

im sure down the road ps4 will have great titles for ps+ free

right now its all indie bullshit

uhh velocity was a great game and this one looks even better than the first

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

wtf, EU PS+ is getting the same garbage games. i let my ps+ lapse because the games got worse and worse, i see i've made the right decision

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Werthog 95 posted:

no children ever argued over whether fat princess could beat up the robot from bioshock.

who would win between bald hoodie bro and evil bald hoodie bro

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Liver Disaster posted:

all of them
halo can shoot all the aliens

whooaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Pinterest Mom posted:

who would win between bald hoodie bro and evil bald hoodie bro

Nathan drake

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Rexicon1 posted:

Nathan drake

he doesnt wear a hoodie!!!

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i'm playing through borderlands 2 and want to play broderlands 2 instead
have a level 14? guy that shoots guns

http://steamcommunity.com/id/soluau/

let's be steam friends

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yodzilla posted:

uhh velocity was a great game and this one looks even better than the first

YEAH IT DOES LOOK GOOD

Dick Spacious CPA
Oct 10, 2012

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i'm playing through borderlands 2 and want to play broderlands 2 instead
have a level 14? guy that shoots guns

http://steamcommunity.com/id/soluau/

let's be steam friends

heh. try playing a good game. maybe then i will add you to my steam friends list

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Dick Spacious CPA posted:

heh. try playing a good game. maybe then i will add you to my steam friends list
just going down the list of bad games i missed over the past two years

tried playing through dark souls 1 again but it's hard and i'm embarrassing myself

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