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Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

VJeff posted:

Does she make actual not poo poo games? When the first things I heard about her were "lives with Patricia Hernandez and gets preferential coverage because of it", I have to admit I kinda discarded her immediately.

They are all actual games, but they are the kind of free flash crap you get on newgrounds or kongregate, and none of them are as good as this game.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-poo poo-your-pants

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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Anal Papist posted:

They are all actual games, but they are the kind of free flash crap you get on newgrounds or kongregate, and none of them are as good as this game.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-poo poo-your-pants
but nothing is as good as don't poo poo your pants. except maybe a FMV remake of it

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Mutation posted:

she cloned wizards of wor and filled it with S&M lesbians, can't hate on that

can and will because that sounds stupid and tacky

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

Anal Papist posted:

They are all actual games, but they are the kind of free flash crap you get on newgrounds or kongregate, and none of them are as good as this game.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-poo poo-your-pants

goty

e: haha holy poo poo, they went on later to make Rogue Legacy.

Mattjpwns fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Aug 28, 2014

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Mattjpwns posted:

Social Justice Warrior
Social Justice Paladin
Social Justice Sorcerer
Social Justice Cleric
Social Justice Barbarian
Social Justice Bard
Social Justice Blademaster
Social Justice Monk
Social Justice Fighter
Social Justice Wizard
Social Justice Rogue
Social Justice Ninja
Social Justice Samurai
Social Justice Warmage
Social Justice Elementalist
Social Justice Therugist

not all getting equal coverage in the quinnspiracy this is not fair, it's class warfare

you left out social justice warlocks you bigoted sack of poo poo

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
social justice therapist

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

VJeff posted:

Haha okay that's pretty good, maybe I'll check these out.

(seriously though does anybody else think the violence in that reboot was really fuckin gratuitous for a supposedly realistic game)

I love the Conan O'Brien Clueless Gamer segment he does on it. She keeps repeatedly getting impaled through the neck by a branch and he freaks out over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe8-1dbXZc

Hobo Grandpa
Aug 22, 2014

"Trigger" is my trigger word.

tranime scholar posted:

social justice therapist

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Mattjpwns posted:

Social Justice Warrior
Social Justice Paladin
Social Justice Sorcerer
Social Justice Cleric
Social Justice Barbarian
Social Justice Bard
Social Justice Blademaster
Social Justice Monk
Social Justice Fighter
Social Justice Wizard
Social Justice Rogue
Social Justice Ninja
Social Justice Samurai
Social Justice Warmage
Social Justice Elementalist
Social Justice Therugist

not all getting equal coverage in the quinnspiracy this is not fair, it's class warfare

windows is updating to patch on a non tuesday, because.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
you cant do this to me

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

We're here for you Zoe,

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
restart my heart

install updates and restart, right?>

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
I've actualy played it this week for the first time. I really wasn't into the violent treatment she got and it made me really uncomfortable and I kinda don't appreciate making so much of the game flirt with torture porn. It seemed really gratuitous.

The first dude she kills was clearly planning to rape her (which would've been awful) but he dies pretty quick and there doesn't seem to be any other guys trying to overtly rape her on the island after that point. They kinda understand she isn't to be hosed with. saying she's on rape island is kinda dumb as the bad guys seem much more preoccupied in also getting off that shithole island or murdering dudes.

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly this Twitter drama is not as funny as the time that guy from Two and a Half men sent #respect to a naked Weird Twitter woman with pizza on her tits for standing up to harassment because she said a 13 year old had a tiny dick.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I don't think Zoe has an actual charitable bone in her body. I doubt she'll actually even donate anything.

she's had lots of charitable bones in her body

Elmepo
Jun 10, 2014

madeupfred posted:

Honestly this Twitter drama is not as funny as the time that guy from Two and a Half men sent #respect to a naked Weird Twitter woman with pizza on her tits for standing up to harassment because she said a 13 year old had a tiny dick.

What? Then again Two and a Half men is skeevy as gently caress so it's not exactly far fetched.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

madeupfred posted:

Honestly this Twitter drama is not as funny as the time that guy from Two and a Half men sent #respect to a naked Weird Twitter woman with pizza on her tits for standing up to harassment because she said a 13 year old had a tiny dick.

was he forced to send that at knifepoint?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.

Elmepo posted:

What? Then again Two and a Half men is skeevy as gently caress so it's not exactly far fetched.

http://bigotwatcher.wordpress.com/ recounts the whole story

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Nebelwerfer posted:

lol is it true that she was pretty much the ringleader in that "mutiny" that ruined 400k game jam sponsored by Pepsico?

wont somebody think of the pepsi-cola and polaris

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Mutation posted:

I think her mainstream ones are: Mighty Jill Off, a masocore platformer ("masocore" is a term she invented as well); Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars, said lesbian Wizards of Wor clone; and Dys4ia, which is a Wario Ware style thing that is about her gender reassignment therapy or something.

also she called Tomb Raider 2013 "Lara on Rape Island" and that was pretty funny.

If those fall under the aegis of "mainstream" then what the gently caress does her underground stuff look like?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

If those fall under the aegis of "mainstream" then what the gently caress does her underground stuff look like?

epic nazi cyber lesbians of dildo mountain

ianvincible
Jan 23, 2004

Zoe Quinn posted:

I'm also redistributing the money from my patreon & depression quest sales to other destitute women & queer folks in indie who need it


But Depression Quest is free on steam. What sales is she getting? Also, isn't the patreon money ostensibly supposed to be for her creating something (like CYOA games), not just donating to other people?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

am like 500 posts behind, has a heroic lper stepped in to unite us all by our collective love of watching him or her talk over a pokemon game

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011

Zoe is helping destitute women & queer folk by redistrubiting money from her free game. How thoughtful.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

A Yolo Wizard posted:

wont somebody think of the pepsi-cola and polaris

I mean a lot of production people who had nothing to do with the dumb reality show gimmick parts of it were probably working on that thing too and were SOL when she smashed it.

ianvincible posted:

But Depression Quest is free on steam. What sales is she getting? Also, isn't the patreon money ostensibly supposed to be for her creating something (like CYOA games), not just donating to other people?

Are you figuring out what an empty, meaningless gesture that tweet was yet?

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
This whole thing is going to peter out into nothing leaving me with blue ball again isn't it?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
This may have been posted already but gently caress it I'm not reading all those shitposts

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwEefh5IcAAG_ob.jpg:large

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

Fathis Munk posted:

This may have been posted already but gently caress it I'm not reading all those shitposts

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwEefh5IcAAG_ob.jpg:large

Lotax needs to lend out Leonard J Crabs Esq to Anita

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

Nebelwerfer posted:

lol is it true that she was pretty much the ringleader in that "mutiny" that ruined 400k game jam sponsored by Pepsico?

No, this is just something she and her stupid friends are trying to take credit for. Every other story posted about it is that literally every single person there realized it was some huge catastrophe and they all walked.

Instead of leaving it at that though Zoe and her little retard clique tried to spin it in a way that she single handedly brought it crashing to its knees with and I quote "an amazing speech that brings tears to people's eyes", and the very heads of Pepsi themselves were preparing to destroy all of them under the heels of their aluminum boots.

Seriously read the thing I posted a few pages back, it's less believable than a super hero's origin story. I'll try to find it to link again

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/817/608/67f.jpg

There. Just see if you can even make it half way through without literally loling

Vag Assault Weapon fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Aug 28, 2014

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Roger that.

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

madeupfred posted:

Honestly this Twitter drama is not as funny as the time that guy from Two and a Half men sent #respect to a naked Weird Twitter woman with pizza on her tits for standing up to harassment because she said a 13 year old had a tiny dick.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

It wouldn't even be original, there already is a Carl based videogame:

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
image from the next big indie CYOA leaked



FAMILY PLANNING OR CRISPS

1. Family Planning
2. Crisps

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
2. all the way.

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

I mean a lot of production people who had nothing to do with the dumb reality show gimmick parts of it were probably working on that thing too and were SOL when she smashed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

ianvincible posted:

But Depression Quest is free on steam. What sales is she getting? Also, isn't the patreon money ostensibly supposed to be for her creating something (like CYOA games), not just donating to other people?

There was an indiegogo thing where she got $2.5k to make depression quest. She also gets $2.5k a month to make games like depression quest and she lists the new FMV game she slept with her boss on her patreon. She gets paid two or three times through various platforms for her work. This is also not counting the pay what you want button on the main website and the many messages begging for funds throughout different forms of social media.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

No, this is just something she and her stupid friends are trying to take credit for. Every other story posted about it is that literally every single person there realized it was some huge catastrophe and they all walked.

Instead of leaving it at that though Zoe and her little retard clique tried to spin it in a way that she single handedly brought it crashing to its knees with and I quote "an amazing speech that brings tears to people's eyes", and the very heads of Pepsi themselves were preparing to destroy all of them under the heels of their aluminum boots.

Seriously read the thing I posted a few pages back, it's less believable than a super hero's origin story. I'll try to find it to link again

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/817/608/67f.jpg

There. Just see if you can even make it half way through without literally loling

Yeah, but how many articles were actually published about that thing? The big one was written by a guy she banged, and sources for the article were Zoe, another guy she banged, and one of her friends. That article blamed everything that went wrong on some oppressive shitlord wearing a fedora that worked for the company because that's totally what happens in TV, a glorified PA gets to run everything into the ground.

Also the article went live the same day the Rebel Game Jam that goes straight to her PayPal was announced, she was pretty prescient to set that up right beforehand. Oh wait it's blatant collusion because that article mentions Rebel Game Jam and is basically "outraged by this horrible treatment of our noble female devs? donate here"

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Aug 28, 2014

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

I like how "pandering" has morphed to mean "having stuff in the first place" in nerd lingo.

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