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Red posted:Mm hmm. Now sign these forms. I'm sure you'll find them more interesting than a weekend with Batman. Batman's a scientist.
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Red posted:Mm hmm. Now sign these forms. I'm sure you'll find them more interesting than a weekend with Batman. You can make a game of it: see how many envelopes you can lick in an hour, then try to break that record!
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Aug 27, 2014 14:31
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Do over Ham posted:Ah, yes - Treehouse of Horror XII. Snake-Smithers swallows the corpse of Voldemort-Burns whole. This is about where I remember mentally checking out of The Simpsons. You can stay, but I'm leaving! 
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Red posted:Mm hmm. Now sign these forms. I'm sure you'll find them more interesting than a weekend with Batman. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.
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Aug 27, 2014 15:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks. Oh, my juicer is never going to make it!
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Spectacle Rock posted:Oh, my juicer is never going to make it! There's very little meat in these gym mats.
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Aug 27, 2014 16:48
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Spectacle Rock posted:Oh, my juicer is never going to make it! IT'S WHISPER QUIET.
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Aug 27, 2014 17:38
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Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
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TMMadman posted:Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke. Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every
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Aug 27, 2014 18:39
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Skeesix posted:Haha haha! Skeesix!  
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Is there anything they won't do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNPtDbykp0
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Is there anything they won't do? ... Buy a dinosaur!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest thread on SomethingAwful, the Simpsons Quote Thread! The DANCINGEST thread of all!
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Ladies and Gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest thread on SomethingAwful, the Simpsons Quote Thread! The DANCINGEST thread of all! I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...
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mrfart posted:I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing... What's the matter mrfart? Afraid you'll like it?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Who robs cave fish of their sight? Why do the Stonecutters hate Amy Poehler so much?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Why do the Stonecutters hate Amy Poehler so much? She knows what she did
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Ladies and Gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest thread on SomethingAwful, the Simpsons Quote Thread! The DANCINGEST thread of all!
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Jerusalem posted:She knows what she did They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Skeesix! I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES! 
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Root Bear posted:I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES! I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.
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Root Bear posted:I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES! Sorry Root Beer, I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler. 
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TMMadman posted:Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke. A fine "Mahoke" to you all.
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Aug 28, 2014 02:32
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Do over Ham posted:A fine "Mahoke" to you all. Keokuk.
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Root Bear posted:I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Keokuk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuAKXZWPJw
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TMMadman posted:Sorry Root Beer, I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler. Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo. 
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MondayHotDog posted:Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo. Hey, we've just been working the eyes! 
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gary oldmans diary posted:Now that's psychiatry! You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be p-s-y-c-h-o-s-o-m-a-t-i-c
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CatchrNdRy posted:You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be p-s-y-c-h-o-s-o-m-a-t-i-c Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well, that's just loverly.
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MondayHotDog posted:Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo. Eh, it's pretty good but it's no bowl of special k! 
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MondayHotDog posted:Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo. 
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Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting!
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Jerusalem posted:She knows what she did According to the Pawnee town charter, as councilwoman, I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely Adam Scott's of virtue true. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:According to the Pawnee town charter, as councilwoman, I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely Adam Scott's of virtue true. Well I'll be darned, long pants!
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Applewhite posted:Well I'll be darned, long pants! But I don't wear poofy director pants!
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IMJack posted:But I don't wear poofy director pants! Here, puff! Here, puff!
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