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Optimist with doubt posted:Well the good news is there are all 5 years old, so that means they have gotten better ... Right.? She might have re-painted her nails, yeah.
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beato posted:She might have re-painted her nails, yeah. Or washed her feet. Eww, minging.
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Aug 26, 2014 17:34
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appropriatemetaphor posted:WHO STOLE MY ROOTS I'm curious how pale this person looks to justify needing that obnoxious text.
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Aug 26, 2014 18:42
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I thought I'd posted this earlier, but apparently I didn't. Once again, it came from Tumblr:
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Patchouli Patrol posted:I thought I'd posted this earlier, but apparently I didn't. Once again, it came from Tumblr: That is one hell of an ectopic pregnancy.
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A guy I work with just got the Superman logo tattooed on his rear end. He's 18 years old, which I guess explains a lot (but not all); he blamed it on wanting to do something radical after he got dumped, but even before his breakup he was going around talking about wanting to get the Superman logo on his rear end, because he has a "super rear end" (according to the picture he posted on tumblr of the finished product, this is a lie. It is super hairy, though.) Before that, he wanted a Popeye the sailor man tattoo but everyone told him what a stupid idea it was, so I guess he decided to do something even stupider? The kicker is, being that he only works for a few hours each week and his parents support him entirely, he had to use their money to get it done, and when his dad found out what he was doing he drove down to the tattoo shop and started yelling at him. Can't wait to see him on Tattoo Nightmares in a year, talking about how he did it drunk on a bet.
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Optimist with doubt posted:Well the good news is there are all 5 years old, so that means they have gotten better ... Right.? This elephant is pretty representative of a lot of his stuff  The proportions, the lady's neck and the kid biting her blouse are great. Also the prominent location on the dude's body.  This one is really perplexing. What the hell is the fairy leaning on? Novelty sized rack?   And finally a piece that suggests your skills can actually DEVOLVE.  A bonus from another artist at the shop  I can't imagine how upsetting it would be to end up with something like these. BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 05:31 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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Aug 27, 2014 01:56
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:The proportions, the lady's neck and the kid biting her blouse are great. Also the prominent location on the dude's body. I'm not sure which option is more alarming: that someone misspelled the name of the person this tattoo is memorializing, or that she(?) was really named "Isable."
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Aug 27, 2014 04:37
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That elephant just looks very concerned, rightly so it would seem.
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Aug 27, 2014 07:22
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What the hell? Is a tattoo on the inside of your hand going to last, at all?
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Aug 27, 2014 08:15
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It popped up on my tumblr feed as well, but I think it's pen. Still - why would you need so many pisces?
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Aug 27, 2014 08:21
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eithedog posted:It popped up on my tumblr feed as well, but I think it's pen. I have bad news for you - it's cancer.
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davidspackage posted:What the hell? Is a tattoo on the inside of your hand going to last, at all? Not really. I ran a GIS for 'palm tattoo', and got lots of pictures of tattoos of palm trees. I did find this, though:  Apparently it's 1 and a half years old.
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eithedog posted:It popped up on my tumblr feed as well, but I think it's pen. It might be, but the picture was posted by the (I think) official tumblr of an actual tattoo parlour (Three Kings Tattoo Manhattan).
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eithedog posted:It popped up on my tumblr feed as well, but I think it's pen. Note that all the tattooed parts are red and swollen, while all the non-tattooed parts are pasty and gross. Also, the loops do not look like they were done by pen. I think it's real.
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Istari posted:It might be, but the picture was posted by the (I think) official tumblr of an actual tattoo parlour (Three Kings Tattoo Manhattan). Yeah - that crossed through my mind as well, and the redness is visible; still the question - why and what does it represent?
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Istari posted:Not really. I ran a GIS for 'palm tattoo', and got lots of pictures of tattoos of palm trees. Yeah but notice the ring is gone in the second photo so he's really been using that hand.
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Aug 27, 2014 13:11
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Here are more from https://www.artaddictions.ca: The proportion in this one drives me nuts  Work in progress?  Much better!  Finally, a tattoo to commemorate somebodys love of mall kiosk jewellery  
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Aug 27, 2014 15:27
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Why get the cheap clasp tattooed on you when you obviously have the choice of anything else? Hopefully it was a necklace with sentimental value.
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Aug 27, 2014 16:13
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Yeah, that's a pretty bad tattoo of a d-- WHAT THE gently caress? e- why is the crucifix made of fusilli?
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JoelJoel posted:Yeah, that's a pretty bad tattoo of a d-- WHAT THE gently caress? His child clearly made it for him in day care, out of pasta, glue and glitter. Or his grandmother made it for him in the retirement home. Or he made it for himself in prison, etc.
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Here are a couple more from https://www.artaddictions.ca! Previous bad tattoo threads were part of the reason I registered here so I hope somebody else is waiting in the wings with a "Big Dogz Ink" level event to unleash on us. Art Addictions is evidently super awful. A previous poster said it was his only trusted shop but a cursory glance at the portfolios lets me know these guys are routinely pumping out terrible pieces of trash. Such as:  Haha a loving Limp Bizkit tattoo  The placement of this is bizarre     Why would you put "Times" on the banner? We're in English speaking Canada btw so it's 100% not an esl or poor translation issue 
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Aug 28, 2014 02:42
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I like how three of four paws are behind rocks.
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Aug 28, 2014 03:37
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SpliffClavin posted:Why get the cheap clasp tattooed on you when you obviously have the choice of anything else? That lobster claw clasp is missing it's lever, probably how he lost it in the first place!
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I like how three of four paws are behind rocks. The old Liefeld maneuver.
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Aug 28, 2014 07:04
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Went looking for Liefeld tattoos, found this instead.
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Say Nothing posted:Went looking for Liefeld tattoos, found this instead. What the hell is that thing? Someone posted a gif of that creature dancing on someone's desk or something.
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Centripetal Horse posted:What the hell is that thing? Someone posted a gif of that creature dancing on someone's desk or something. Ahh pop culture, the nemesis of the Goon.
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It's not even from the movie, but from a toy that's not even out yet!
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I like how three of four paws are behind rocks. And the fourth paw seems to be some sort of hoof.
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Aramoro posted:Ahh pop culture, the nemesis of the Goon. Sigh. It's in the movie during the end credits.
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MorgaineDax posted:It's not even from the movie, but from a toy that's not even out yet! Just buy the
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I like how three of four paws are behind rocks.    This one is beyond comprehension. As far as I can tell this motherfucker got a Katy Perry portrait with her name underneath, and "My Pussy" overhead. 
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Aug 28, 2014 15:41
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Oh hey! That bear found a cookie! Maybe it will make him forget his broken toes.
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Aug 28, 2014 16:03
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That's just magical. he gon' eat dat nipple
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I just can't help myself Why would anyone want an outhouse tattoo?  Look at that face. Alternate universe bells palsy St Michael?  
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 This looks like the skull is trying so hard to eat that deformed compass that it's dislocating its jaw. And also that it's wearing aviators for some reason.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:
It's a compass made from a lemon, which is why the skull is grimacing at the taste.
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The aviators still remain unexplained.
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