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Aug 28, 2014 20:06
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porkchop_express posted:i think it is prejudicial to say all gamers are short, fat and like mountain dew and doritios. some of us are short, fat and like coke zero and hot pockets coke zero is loving disgusting you piece of poo poo
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Aug 28, 2014 20:07
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dont drinkshame
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Aug 28, 2014 20:08
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You shouldn't play too many video games since it makes you really stupid, like, turns your brain into pudding
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Aug 28, 2014 20:09
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Arian_Samurai posted:You shouldn't play too many video games since it makes you really stupid, like, turns your brain into pudding i, as well, heard this
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Aug 28, 2014 20:10
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Bolow posted:coke zero is loving disgusting you piece of poo poo much like cancer, coke zero grows on you give it a chance Bolow
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Aug 28, 2014 20:11
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Arian_Samurai posted:You shouldn't play too many video games since it makes you really stupid, like, turns your brain into pudding There have also been studies that show that, at least in the case of males, brawling with somebody actually increases happiness.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:12
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Madcosby posted:There have also been studies that show that, at least in the case of males, brawling with somebody actually increases happiness. so does bawling with somebody but THIS hosed UP WORLD won't let men cry
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Aug 28, 2014 20:14
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Fallorn posted:What the hell is it talking about? I don't want to gender it because that might offend it. They just need some gay starfish shifter erotica off amazon to take their edge off. Oh, it's some ugly tranny talking about how he needs to defend Zoe from the big bad establishment (The tweet is about the horrors of being a game journalist) Anywho, I just like posting tweets from idiots. Like this one.  Kotaku...  edit:  jesus Christ that's a ton of tweets. been on sa for a billion years now and I only got like 6k posts, lol big duck equals goose fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 20:15
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Cycloneman posted:Found it. Watch if you don't believe me. This is hilariously bad. It's almost like a parody of what a feminist game would be. "She gets TIRED of waiting and, in that week and a half of imprisonment, she's developed super strength, and just PUNCHES DOWN a steel door, overpowers a guard, and fits perfectly into his clothes to go KICK SOME rear end. How? GIRL POWER! Woooo!" Then it turns into Assassin's Creed, okay.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:15
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do you real devs ever attend any of these game jam things?
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Aug 28, 2014 20:15
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Bolow posted:coke zero is loving disgusting you piece of poo poo i will loving cut you this is an internet threat. please move out -your roommate/parents
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Aug 28, 2014 20:17
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dMastri posted:do you real devs ever attend any of these game jam things? No.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:17
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ninety two point nine thousand tweets
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Aug 28, 2014 20:18
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I don't get all the fuss about them, they are getting together and creating poo poo games in the space of hours. great. I did that in the high school qbasic class i took...
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Aug 28, 2014 20:18
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sword_man.gif posted:ninety two point nine thousand tweets Man, having a PHD must own.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:19
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the only time it's acceptable to drink soda is if it has alcohol in it
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Aug 28, 2014 20:19
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BottledBodhisvata posted:This is hilariously bad. It's almost like a parody of what a feminist game would be. The thing that gets me is that this is just an animatic. I could scan a childrens book, mask out the characters, slide them around and add audio in after fx but that doesn't make me a *game designer* because I haven't coded a drat thing. Ideas are like assholes, if you want to be taken seriously fire up Unity or GameMaker and actually make something that people can play.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:19
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dMastri posted:I don't get all the fuss about them, they are getting together and creating poo poo games in the space of hours. great. I did that in the high school qbasic class i took... 
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Aug 28, 2014 20:21
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dMastri posted:I don't get all the fuss about them, they are getting together and creating poo poo games in the space of hours. great. I did that in the high school qbasic class i took... Indie "developers", much like game "journalists" have a tendency to exaggerate their own importance
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Aug 28, 2014 20:21
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Bolow posted:coke zero is loving disgusting you piece of poo poo stop drinking fresca its affecting your meds
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Aug 28, 2014 20:21
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Is depression quest an actual game or a interactive powerpoint?
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Aug 28, 2014 20:22
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Azraelle posted:Is Ditto a good rolemodel for genderfluid people? While being a very popular pokémon due to their ability to mate with any other pokémon and thus showing the virtue of being trans* , the general unattractive featurelessness of it could be construed as a criticism of the non-dicothomous nature of the pokémon. I personally believe that it is a discussion from nintendo about the problem of being everything, and that attractiveness comes not from being everything to everyone, but something to someone. Your mom was a ditto. edit: even worse your mom had a 31 IV in Special Attack so it got passed around a lot. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Aug 28, 2014 |
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Aug 28, 2014 20:23
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big duck equals goose posted:
This man will soon be a legal Dr. of videogames.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:24
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Musket posted:Is depression quest an actual game or a interactive powerpoint? she calls it game because text adventures are games but it clearly is just a CYOA so interactive powerpoint is an apt description
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Aug 28, 2014 20:24
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Fatty posted:This man will soon be a legal Dr. of videogames. drvideogames#1
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Aug 28, 2014 20:24
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goku im piss posted:stop drinking fresca its affecting your meds gently caress YOU DAD
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Aug 28, 2014 20:25
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Cycloneman posted:Found it. Watch if you don't believe me. i'm glad that, if you wrap it up in the right social movement, you can take a 15 year old's paranoid fantasy of foiling a hostage situation by stealing the guy's AK and turn it into an empowerment narrative worth at least a 500% overfund on kickstarter
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Aug 28, 2014 20:25
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I don't think (hope) it was meant as a literal pitch, just something that shows how you could take this very old template and make it about a female hero with no princess to save. Its boring because we have played some version of this game before a million times, making a woman the main character doesn't change that the rest of it is dreadfully cliche at this point.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:25
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dMastri posted:she calls it game because text adventures are games but it clearly is just a CYOA so interactive powerpoint is an apt description Explains why its free on steam.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:25
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dMastri posted:she calls it game because text adventures are games but it clearly is just a CYOA so interactive powerpoint is an apt description you decide to have a beverage. drink beverage? - -drat I'm real sad
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Aug 28, 2014 20:26
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Bolow posted:gently caress YOU DAD true true
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Aug 28, 2014 20:26
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Musket posted:Explains why its free on steam. Robin Williams died for her sins
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Aug 28, 2014 20:26
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Still hate the fact that the game isnt anywhere close to reality cuz most people handle their depression via self medication with weed/booze/hookers. I heard none of those were included in the game. Maybe in a future DLC?
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Aug 28, 2014 20:26
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I would say to gas this terrible thread, but PAX is this weekend (I think) and I'm expecting hilarious poo poo to happen.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:27
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Cycloneman posted:Found it. Watch if you don't believe me. so basically, playing dragon age as an elf
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Aug 28, 2014 20:27
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Oh how about the king wants the princess to marry the ugly son of some other king for political reasons but she only has eyes for the handsome stable boy? So she betrays her father and leaves the castle with him but with her fathers men hot in pursuit.
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Aug 28, 2014 20:28
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Musket posted:Explains why its free on steam. if you ask zoe she will tell you it's free because it came out on the same day robin williams offed himself and she didn't want to delay the release because it contains an important message that could help people suffering from mental illnesses and so she decided to make it free so she wouldn't catch flak for exploiting a beloved comedians death except that it was always a free/pay-what-you-want game
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jpmeyer posted:so basically, playing dragon age as an elf lol
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