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JayKay posted:No antenna on radio, starch/iron marks on uniform. I'm guessing either not a cop or a recruit I got it off NYPDs recruitment facebook page. The accompanying text was Police Officer Jennifer Kielb joined the Department in July, 2006 and has been assigned to Manhattan's 7th Precinct ever since. Officer Kielb joined the NYPD due to her desire to interact with the community and help others in times of need. Over her eight year career, Police Officer Kielb has been recognized for her outstanding level of community service.
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 18:55 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I've seen that video a million times, but it never gets old. I can skip right to the "and let the record show you just battered me and now you're using a ta..." I'd never seen the whole thing but it makes perfect sense that he'd be wearing those vibram toe shoes smdh
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 19:17 |
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beanieson posted:I'd never seen the whole thing but it makes perfect sense that he'd be wearing those vibram toe shoes smdh Going to court better put on my nicest blue jeans and vibrams.
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 20:19 |
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I never understood those idiots. If you don't recognize law enforcements authority to arrest and charge you and you don't recognize the courts authority to administer justice over you then why even bother to show up for court? Maybe its because most of these people crave less "sovereign freedom" and more "internet echo chamber stardom".
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 20:37 |
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Untagged posted:I never understood those idiots. If you don't recognize law enforcements authority to arrest and charge you and you don't recognize the courts authority to administer justice over you then why even bother to show up for court? He saw plenty of stars that day.
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 20:39 |
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Branis posted:I got it off NYPDs recruitment facebook page. The accompanying text was Also, shirt not buttoned properly and seemingly no vest. Really? I've seen small town cops in BFE looking more professional.
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 20:42 |
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Isn't that a standard for NYPD? I've seen far more pictures of NYPD coppers looking like a bag of assholes with their belt hanging loose like John Wayne, billowing cargo pockets stuffed with stuff, and uniform shirts faded, ripped up, and unbuttoned. If I remember right it was explained as a cultural thing to not look like a rookie and a lack of funds to improve personal equipment. I may be totally wrong though.
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# ? Aug 26, 2014 21:03 |
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Branis posted:I got it off NYPDs recruitment facebook page. The accompanying text was I'm guessing this was a "Throw your gear on quickly so we can snap a photo" deal. Edit: What makes me shake my head is that this appears to be an official departmental photo. I.E., many people probably saw this photo and approved it. I don't understand how someone somewhere didn't go "WTF?! Go retake the photo with her gear squared away." JayKay fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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Branis posted:I got it off NYPDs recruitment facebook page. The accompanying text was Helldumping Smiling Jack, regardless of how coyly you do it, is awfully rude
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# ? Aug 27, 2014 00:39 |
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I love smiling jack. hes a good communist ally.
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# ? Aug 27, 2014 18:26 |
She only has half her collar brass as well. If she showed up to roll call looking like that where I work she would get destroyed. ... I carry my baton in the same place though, doesn't interfere with grip or draw.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 12:53 |
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Miltank posted:an air soft gun does not in fact function like a real gun in any meaningful way that I can think of but if thats what a policeman says then i trust them. lol from the gbs COPS show shooting thread
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 17:28 |
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Branis made the news! http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/fargo-cop-shoots-unarmed-cow-town-braces-for-bovine-riots-t14794.html
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 21:01 |
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Gonna need a bigger woodchipper, yah?
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 21:28 |
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it was comin right at me I had no choice.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:07 |
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Branis posted:it was comin right at me I had no choice. You just know the ACAB crowd is going to milk this for all it's worth
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:14 |
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I guess now that Whip's gone we can churn out as many puns as we want.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:27 |
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Surprised that cop had the stomachs for it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:33 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:You just know the ACAB crowd is going to milk this for all it's worth bullshit
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:35 |
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Udderly despicable
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:40 |
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you just know that cows family is gonna have beef with all cops now.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:45 |
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Chief is probably gonna put you out to pasture for that shooting.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:55 |
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Mooooove along, people! Nothing to see here.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 23:57 |
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We cud wait till the cows come home for this bullshit to end
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:01 |
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Did you hear some PETA punk kicked that cop in the nuts? They say he has a tender loin now.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:13 |
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Guys, enough with the puns. Can we steer this thread back on track?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:27 |
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GunForumMeme posted:Guys, enough with the puns. Can we steer this thread back on track? Don't have a cow, man.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:32 |
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GunForumMeme posted:Guys, enough with the puns. Can we steer this thread back on track? I've herd enough from you. Pack your bags and hoof it on out of here.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 00:56 |
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Cow Joke
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:01 |
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This is stupid. You guys can suck on a big fat cow cock. Did I do it right?
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:02 |
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DrakeriderCa posted:Cow Joke You're a terrible rodeo clown.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 01:03 |
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welp just got authorisation to take my sergeant's exam cow pun edit; gonna cream my pants Hezzy fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 29, 2014 |
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Whale Cancer posted:I've herd enough from you. Pack your bags and hoof it on out of here. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Don't have a cow, man. Sorry. Didn't mean to rustle you guys.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:42 |
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Hezzy posted:welp just got authorisation to take my sergeant's exam boo this man BOOO
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 02:44 |
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beanieson posted:boo this man boo it up
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:16 |
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:32 |
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I really want that to be real.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:34 |
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zombie303 posted:I really want that to be real. i am 90% certain it is
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:36 |
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I wouldn't even be mad, like... I'd just be impressed. I'd be covered in warm fresh cows milk, I'd drop my baton/shield & start a slow clap.
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# ? Aug 29, 2014 03:37 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're a terrible rodeo clown. but I'm a real cowboy
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