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WELCOME TO  Check out our new tacti-pole.  Also see our new team building urinals. JayKay fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Aug 2, 2014 |
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those urinals are for post-sex split streams
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Aug 1, 2014 14:45
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beanieson posted:those urinals are for post-sex split streams Don't cross the streams Ray, something very bad will happen.
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Aug 1, 2014 16:08
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Sword fights huh? Just like my last department....
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Aug 1, 2014 22:08
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GunForumMeme posted:Found some kids playing with some golf balls. According to their parents they weren't out on the course, and they had the golf balls just because there are golf balls just laying around in an area not on the course and they just picked them up because they're abandoned golf balls. To protect and serve. o7
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Aug 2, 2014 01:55
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username is misspelled in the thread title & OP, obviously JayKay's saving his super observant cop instincts for the mean streets instead of wasting them on these good forums.
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Aug 2, 2014 03:31
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So apparently the Sochi Olympic construction companies are designing police bathrooms now.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:17
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beanieson posted:username is misspelled in the thread title & OP, obviously JayKay's saving his super observant cop instincts for the mean streets instead of wasting them on these good forums. I was cruiser posting, give me a break. 
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Aug 2, 2014 05:42
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Had a showdown with BTP this morning, a call went out on a cross-force channel for additional units as BTP had (I'm not fibbing here) left a McDonalds at 4am and stumbled on a large pub fight on our patch. By the time we turn up with 12 officers and 3 wagons they have the situation well under control, 4 people in cuffs. One of the 6 BTP officers walks up and says "there you go, your patch, your bodies" naturally we said gently caress off, so it then turns in to a pissing contest to see who can get the highest ranking officer to turn up and give out orders. We won after a chief inspector turned up and BTP could only rustle up a pair of sergeants and said "next time eat your refs in a train station and this won't happen. Also don't be using our nick for those bodies, we are full" Why can't we just get along?
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Aug 3, 2014 22:14
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I'll wait until the other side of the story gets posted to pass judgement. 
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Aug 3, 2014 22:47
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GunForumMeme posted:I'll wait until the other side of the story gets posted to pass judgement. I don't need to, I'm right behind the conventional force. Get it right up you Hornby police!
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Aug 3, 2014 22:54
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What is BTP?
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Aug 3, 2014 23:58
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Whale Cancer posted:What is BTP? Hezzy's mob. It's a separately funded police force for the railway network covering train stations etc. They have full powers of a constable but in my experience work, erm, differently. Certainly in my area and experience at least.
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Aug 4, 2014 00:29
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Ok, so they're like the UK version of the BART police. Except the BART police shoot black people in the back of the head execution style in the blackest of black cities *Oakland*
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Aug 4, 2014 03:07
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In their defense there is truly nothing sweeter in police work than making an arrest and shoving it off on another agency. It feels like christmas in july.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:00
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I've been in 4 pursuits this year started by other agencies. Not a piece of paperwork for any of them.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:21
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Whale Cancer posted:I've been in 4 pursuits this year started by other agencies. Not a piece of paperwork for any of them. It's the best part of working investigations/plain clothes. Patrol will kick off a pursuit, or go enroute to some hosed up disturbance, unless I end up tasing somebody I can do whatever and not write a thing.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:48
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None of y'all get enough credit for the shite jobs http://vimeo.com/60500444 <---time lapse vid of fans leaving Wembley e: gently caress doin' what y'all do, just fyi. People suck and they smell funny. Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 05:02
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Whale Cancer posted:Ok, so they're like the UK version of the BART police. Except the BART police shoot black people in the back of the head execution style in the blackest of black cities *Oakland* Well.....A few years ago we shot a brown person in the back of the head (11 times, while he was face down on the floor) on BTP's patch. There was quite a bit of paperwork for that one though. Not exactly the MET's finest hour.
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Aug 4, 2014 09:47
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Not exactly the MET's finest hour. How many shots did they miss?
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Aug 4, 2014 09:49
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Whale Cancer posted:Ok, so they're like the UK version of the BART police. Except the BART police shoot black people in the back of the head execution style in the blackest of black cities *Oakland* You mean Amtrak. So I guess they are pretty much worthless for real policing. 
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Aug 4, 2014 10:03
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Well.....A few years ago we shot a brown person in the back of the head (11 times, while he was face down on the floor) on BTP's patch. There was quite a bit of paperwork for that one though. Not exactly the MET's finest hour. The fallout from that was classic though http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes posted:The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) launched two investigations. Stockwell 1, the findings of which were initially kept secret, concluded that none of the officers would face disciplinary charges. Stockwell 2 strongly criticized the police command structure and communications to the public, bringing pressure on the Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair to resign. In July 2006, the Crown Prosecution Service said there was insufficient evidence to prosecute any of the officers, although a corporate criminal prosecution of the Metropolitan Police was brought under the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974. This alleged that the police service had failed in its duty of care to Menezes. The service was found guilty and fined. You can't shoot Brazilians in the head from a distance of less than a metre any more, it's health and safety gone mad. WreckSov posted:How many shots did they miss? Wikipedia posted:Two officers fired a total of eleven shots according to the number of empty shell casings found on the floor of the train afterwards. The leaked IPCC documents also indicated that an additional three shots had missed Menezes.
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Aug 4, 2014 11:00
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My Dad worked on the case, the muzzle of one of the officers pistols was pressed up against the back of his skull and he emptied the magazine, the recoil mean that the muzzle slipped off the back of his head and put a few in to the floor of the carriage. To be fair on the officers they had just been told unequivocally that Menezes was wearing a suicide vest and standard practice under operation Kratos (thank the US DHS and Shin Bet for cooking that one up for us) means you get shot in the back of the loving melt without any questions. The real blame lies with the stupid loving surveillance officers who weren't doing their job properly.
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Aug 4, 2014 11:16
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lmao good job special relations http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28635902BBC News posted:US police detain giant tortoise after brief chase  look at that criminal mastermind right there guys
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Aug 4, 2014 18:09
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Genuinely surprised they didn't shoot it.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:37
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Genuinely surprised they didn't shoot it. Especially since it's African.
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Aug 4, 2014 19:03
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Pesticide20 posted:Especially since it's African. 
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Aug 4, 2014 19:42
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Pesticide20 posted:Especially since it's African. Sorry, African American.
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Aug 4, 2014 20:33
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:lmao good job special relations http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28635902 That is one dense fucker if it weighed that much.
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Aug 4, 2014 23:10
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we only shoot dogs, and only after the owner is handcuffed and face down on the ground like god intended.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:34
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Had a showdown with BTP this morning, a call went out on a cross-force channel for additional units as BTP had (I'm not fibbing here) left a McDonalds at 4am and stumbled on a large pub fight on our patch. By the time we turn up with 12 officers and 3 wagons they have the situation well under control, 4 people in cuffs. One of the 6 BTP officers walks up and says "there you go, your patch, your bodies" naturally we said gently caress off, so it then turns in to a pissing contest to see who can get the highest ranking officer to turn up and give out orders. We won after a chief inspector turned up and BTP could only rustle up a pair of sergeants and said "next time eat your refs in a train station and this won't happen. Also don't be using our nick for those bodies, we are full" Most of my intake started work in London and from what I've heard from one of my mates, this sounds about right. Seems that the vast majority of decent BTP are in my division! He's sick of most of his colleagues who are incredibly lazy. One of them is nicknamed Bongo because he books on and never goes out of the station.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:50
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:The real blame lies with the stupid loving surveillance officers who weren't doing their job properly. While not being entirely blameless there are other parties much more deserving of that accusation.
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Aug 5, 2014 15:56
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Wurzag posted:While not being entirely blameless there are other parties much more deserving of that accusation. I can't think of anyone else who is more deserving of that accusation. There are plenty of holes and shortcomings in the policies, procedures and the people that made them, but let's not forget that the officer who radioed that he had positively identified the target was actually taking a piss up a wall without telling anyone to cover his OP point and literally only saw the back of De Menezes' head. A common sense approach would have been to have AFO officers calmly walk up to him and point a glock at the side of his head and do a section 60 search.
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Aug 5, 2014 16:58
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So are we going to have separate US and Brit cop lounge threads because I can only read and understand about half of what's said in our lounge threads anymore.
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Aug 5, 2014 19:38
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Too many foreigners invading our soils. 
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Aug 5, 2014 19:45
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Hey, it's our language, you hick bastards, according to Fox news you'll all be speaking Spanish or 'muslim' in a few years anyway. I imagine you all sound like that diabeetus guy IRL.
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Aug 5, 2014 20:55
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All Americans either speak Boston or Texas American. Some are bilingual but it's pretty rare since their schools only go to grade 6 now.
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Aug 5, 2014 21:00
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Boston "speech" is far more incomprehensible than this torytalkin'
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Aug 5, 2014 21:38
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Hey, it's our language, you hick bastards 
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MOLON LABE OUR ENGLISH THEN LOBSTERBACKS.
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