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Istari posted:The aviators still remain unexplained. Maybe it's Hunter S. Thompson's skull?
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Well friends Ive got some real masterpieces coming down the pipeline. There was formerly a shop in the Toronto area that gained some notoriety when 3,000 people apparently were exposed to HIV/Hep C etc due to their lack of sterilization practices (link: http://tinyurl.com/ne85hfo). Not surprisingly the tattoos were also god awful. What is surprising is that the two moron scratchers who ran the shop are back in business, separately this time. I believe they opened a "tattoo school" in the area as well which pissed off a ton of people. Here are some examples of their handiwork: RIP KP IF ONLY YOU DIDNT CONTRACT HEP C FROM THAT lovely TATTOO PARLOUR YOU WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SO JAUNDICED BEFORE YOU PASSED    A bonus piece from an associated artist (I believe she attended their school) 
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Here's a real doozy from a shop called 905 Ink. i posted a few from them in the beginning of the thread. The awkward text, horrific dragons and the goofy anime girl make this possibly the most ill conceived tattoo Ive ever seen, not done in Russia or by Big Dogz Ink
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Say Nothing posted:Went looking for Liefeld tattoos, found this instead. What happens if there are 5 movies in the Guardians of the Galaxy series, and movies 2 - 5 are really really bad? Like, worse than Spiderman 3 or Green Lantern?
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Maybe it's Hunter S. Thompson's skull? it's Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie the Ed.
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canyoneer posted:What happens if there are 5 movies in the Guardians of the Galaxy series, and movies 2 - 5 are really really bad? Like, worse than Spiderman 3 or Green Lantern? You shut your mouth. 
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It came from Facebook! "Carpe Diem, Hakuna Matata, however you want to say it! Live life in the moment and live life with no regrets. Live life to the absolute fullest because life won't wait for you to do something tomorrow. #lifeishort #noregrets #newink #love"
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I have a friend named Tye. I should send that to him.
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canyoneer posted:What happens if there are 5 movies in the Guardians of the Galaxy series, and movies 2 - 5 are really really bad? Like, worse than Spiderman 3 or Green Lantern? Then the first one will still be real good and beloved by many
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:
He WILL fit that compass in his mouth. 
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This looks like the skull is trying so hard to eat that deformed compass that it's dislocating its jaw. And also that it's wearing aviators for some reason.
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Krampus Grewcock posted:You shut your mouth. Man that's the weakest Maury I ever seen 
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Here are a few more from one of the previous owner's of "Moonshin Tattoo" aka the source of infection. The dude is a real character because he obviously knows how poor his work is, so many of the photos look like vaseline was smeared over the lens. I can only assume the ones that are basically visible represent the best he has to offer. Also for some reason he likes to post lots of pictures of himself adjoined to the pictures of his work. Im guessing it's a ploy so that all of you ladys (and gay guys) ignore his lovely work and book him on the basis of his looks.    BONUS: Here's a youtube video courtesy of Chuck that shows even more of the trash he throws on people. It is really really bad http://youtu.be/geA7vmwU8S4 BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Aug 29, 2014 |
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I wonder how many teenagers get gigantic J E S U S - R U L E Z or whatever tats before going to college and realising that they were dumb. I'm sure there are a few evangelical atheist secretly rocking gaudy crosses between their shoulder blades. 
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Krampus Grewcock posted:You shut your mouth. That is clearly Tony Danza.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:I just can't help myself I have lemons, Eeyore, and a bowler hat. I even have a tattoo involving noxious fumes like the ones coming out of that outhouse (but much better executed.) The problem isn't weird subject matter, it's poorly drawn weird subject matter.
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canyoneer posted:What happens if there are 5 movies in the Guardians of the Galaxy series, and movies 2 - 5 are really really bad? Like, worse than Spiderman 3 or Green Lantern? Same thing that happened to Jaws
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Centripetal Horse posted:I have lemons, Eeyore, and a bowler hat. I even have a tattoo involving noxious fumes like the ones coming out of that outhouse (but much better executed.) The problem isn't weird subject matter, it's poorly drawn weird subject matter.   
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Man, Jesus is ripped. Look at that ten-pack.
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Looks like they broke the poo poo out of Christ's legs when they strung him up, though.
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Here are a few from a shop called Urban Ink. Apparently they were voted "Best Tattoo and Piercing Studio in Toronto" 4 years in a row!     
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'I Beliesee Respert'.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:'I Beliesee Respert'. Thats a V. Not an "se".
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Brainbread posted:Thats a V. Not an "se". 
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This took me forever to understand, and then it just made me mad
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Brainbread posted:Thats a V. Not an "se".  
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This is kind of amazing.
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Plastic applicator: tasteless
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:Thanks for setting me straight. Which of these are yours? Certainly neither of those. My lemon does not look like a vagina, and my Eeyore is adorable and well drawn, not a squiggly monstrosity. The severed piglet head is kinda cool though.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Certainly neither of those. My lemon does not look like a vagina, and my Eeyore is adorable and well drawn, not a squiggly monstrosity. If you're begging for attention why don't you just post your tats?
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That is the most pathetic snake I've ever seen. 
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 The little laurel on the right-hand side leads me to believe that this is a tattoo of a very feminine-looking Julius Caesar having his ear hosed by a dove.
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Or Zeus loving Caesar.
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Istari posted:
Unless the tattoo victim is about 12, I think that they should be indulging in a juicy steak every day for the next few years.
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That's a Picasso line drawing. Looks like it's a fairly decent copy.
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Tyrannosaurus posted:If you're begging for attention why don't you just post your tats? Yeah, no thanks. I am not the least bit interested in posting my tattoos in a thread about lovely tattoos.  The chin acne pulls it all together.
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Istari posted:
This owns if you know the drawing, though.
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For context (gangbanging goons can confirm this from the mean streets) this is YG Baby Bomb from the West Side Piru gang in Compton. He has a small crew called "Addicted 2 Bitches" as well hence the "bitches" themed tattoos. Im not sure how he ended up on the goon radar but good find. Im pretty sure hes been featured briefly in a Lil Wayne video or something. Here are some clearer pictures.  Heres a video of him in fine form: http://youtu.be/sHLntSOuppY BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Aug 31, 2014 |
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