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Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

Fluo posted:

:eyepop: People are insane.

It's okay buddy we can still point and laugh as the Zoe Quinns of this world say that 50+% of gamers are now female based on the broadest definition of game, while moaning about all protagonists being cis white males using only a limited number of AAA games that make up a fraction of the broader market's success and numbers.

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EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
If everything doesn't appeal to everyone equally, its discrimination.

Now if you excuse me I have to go picket my local book store's Romance section.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Anal Papist posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAa noooo.

http://www.statista.com/statistics/263988/top-grossing-mobile-ios-gaming-apps-ranked-by-daily-revenue/

DAILY Revenue

Clash of Clans 1,221,606
Candy Crush Saga 966,265
Kim Kardashian: Hollywood 625,296
Game of War - Fire Age 296,406
Slotomania - Free Video Slots Games 233,917
Farm Heroes Saga 196,236
Hay Day 164,520
Boom Beach 138,770
Big Fish Casino 118,985
Pet Rescue Saga 105,165


Also think that site might be US only. There are some asian ones I have heard about that make money far faster.

Thank god Chris Roberts is going to save us from all this

Fluo
May 25, 2007

EasternBronze posted:

For $350 you can literally get a previous-gen console and a bunch of excellent used titles.

You can get a 3ds and 3 games. :psyduck:

Or a 500gig ps3 with gta5.

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

I absolutely cannot wrap my head around ever paying a dime for that kind of poo poo, like I've been playing games for over 20 years and there has not been a single freemium game where for a split second I ever entertained the thought of that not being an incredibly bad idea


I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that such a majority of people willingly spend their money on nothing in order to get some lights to flash a certain way on their screen

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
COD might not have alot of female characters but they aren't going to scam the gently caress out of you :psyduck:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Anal Papist posted:

It's okay buddy we can still point and laugh as the Zoe Quinns of this world say that 50+% of gamers are now female based on the broadest definition of game, while moaning about all protagonists being cis white males using only a limited number of AAA games that make up a fraction of the broader market's success and numbers.

That isn't what this thread is laughing at Zoe Quinn about, as already said anyway its 48% of gamers are female. Lets call it a even 50/50.
I'm pretty sure atleast 95% of gamers don't like: http://store.steampowered.com/app/270170/

EasternBronze posted:

If everything doesn't appeal to everyone equally, its discrimination.

Now if you excuse me I have to go picket my local book store's Romance section.

Pretty much.



Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

oh my god it's happening



:confused: :"Are you retarded?"

:downs: :"Haha I got you to wonder!"

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Fluo posted:

$350? :wtc:

I feel I've learnt something today that I wish I didn't know. :negative:

Thanks Cuckquest thread for teaching me those cheap games can milk insane amount of cash.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
A friend of mine worked for a facebook game company and his job (which he hated, then quit) was to appease the big roller clients of the mostly-free game. Some of them were doctors and lawyers, spent over $2000/month regularly, just on this loving facebook game.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

EasternBronze posted:

For $350 you can literally get a previous-gen console and a bunch of excellent used titles.
For 3.5 stories in the games press you can get a previous-gen grrl dev and some not very excellent used titties.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
One time I thought about buying gold for final fantasy xi. If only I knew then how small time I was thinking.:eyepop:

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
someone link "my father has spent $7000 on Fly For Fun" from back in the day.

This freemium poo poo ain't new, it's been going on for a decade or more.

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Lobster Harmonica posted:

I absolutely cannot wrap my head around ever paying a dime for that kind of poo poo, like I've been playing games for over 20 years and there has not been a single freemium game where for a split second I ever entertained the thought of that not being an incredibly bad idea


I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that such a majority of people willingly spend their money on nothing in order to get some lights to flash a certain way on their screen

I think much of the mobile audience just doesn't know any better - most games on that platform are exploitative free garbage.

The devs of The Room did an interview about it on gb a few weeks ago; its available on their interview podcast feed or a transcript on site

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
p sure most of the income for those games comes from a fraction of the userbase, called "whales". They spend buttloads of money on this poo poo, probs because they have a legit mental issue (think gambling or sth) and loving can't stop themselves from doing it. the shittyy game somehow just takes priority over everything else in the messed up mind.

Fluo
May 25, 2007


:suicide:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Many facebook games are just a much more readily-available outlet for gambling addictions.
So I understand when I see people spending literally thousands a month on them. I dislike it more when I see loving DLC in children's games.

Sorry, little Susie. Yeah, you have your pretty white pegasus...but if you go and ask mommy for her credit card, you can get this RAINBOW pegasus!

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011


davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Lobster Harmonica posted:

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that such a majority of people willingly spend their money on nothing in order to get some lights to flash a certain way on their screen

Have you ever heard of a town called Las Vegas?

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It really happened.

There's a war on gamers, and it's all because of the Social Justice Warriors.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Things I learned: Adam Baldwin is a stupid troll, but a hilarious one.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

BottledBodhisvata posted:

When on earth did we get this notion that we are entitled to an apology , regardless of its sincerity.

Jontron's the brown people twitter people like to mention when explaining a thing about call of duty, but not in the dark-skinned way where he could get the handwave like jeantel got

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
lol animal mother is beboppin and scattin all over them

Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax
So what's the prevailing theory for why girls don't buy AAA games

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






This is amazing.

I'm also :lol: at Gamer+. I guess all the social warriors in gaming can distinguish themselves, which is good. They can stay in their Gamer+ bubble and everyone else can pretend they don't exist.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
It's me
I'm the fake gamer girl





sorry

Fluo
May 25, 2007


@ Quinn's get a hobby tweet.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Anyone who hasn't played the non-game 'gone home' does not play games. Get it?

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
I can concede that Gone Home falls into some category of game (although Myst is basically superior in every way) but holding it up as a benchmark of... something is insane.

There's literally nothing about it that should give it that kind of status. That's while charitably saying that Gone Home is a real game that wasn't a tremendous rip-off.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

oh my god it's happening



i guess what he is saying is:

THE FIRE RISES

turnways
Jun 22, 2004


pinch me, i'm dreaming

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.
Even the guy who runs the escapist is getting sick of his writers bullshit.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Social Justice Warriooooors, come out an playyyyy.

Hobo Grandpa
Aug 22, 2014

"Trigger" is my trigger word.
Just throwing it out there that there was absolutely zero sign of any of this at PAX yesterday.

No Vivian James cosplay, no "yellowshirts", no one protesting, nothing of interest. Interested to see how the Kotaku panel goes though.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I wonder if this is stealth promotional poo poo where Animal Mother's trying to draw Gamers to see The Last Ship.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Hobo Grandpa posted:

Just throwing it out there that there was absolutely zero sign of any of this at PAX yesterday.

No Vivian James cosplay, no "yellowshirts", no one protesting, nothing of interest. Interested to see how the Kotaku panel goes though.

/v/ was pretty much in 24/7 "SHIGGY DIGGY DON'T DO IT YOU FEDORALORDS" mode prior to pax at any remote mention of people wearing related t-shirts or whatever dumb poo poo

apparently it worked

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Junkfist posted:

I wonder if this is stealth promotional poo poo where Animal Mother's trying to draw Gamers to see The Last Ship.

He's in that show? I had no idea. I'll watch it because of that.

I like how he's just making GBS threads all over Zoe and Nathan.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This thread has come back with some A+ material, and I don't ever want this ride to end.:allears:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Peter Bazooka posted:

Even the guy who runs the escapist is getting sick of his writers bullshit.



And the corporate behemoths have awakened to remind the turds who pays the bills. Enjoy your new sensitivity training, cuckers!

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Guys, I just got back from GameStop. They were having free screenings. Apparently I'm gamer+. :(

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