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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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Today I learned that 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery
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Jun 10, 2024 11:55
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first post already broke the chain so
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Aug 20, 2014 15:50
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- Kayle7
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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The new moderator, Matoyo Royoki;
1. poo poo in a McDonald's Booth
2. He smeared it around
3. The police say he "smeared it around recklessly"
4. Didn't clean it up
5. He was arrested and had to do community service
6. Still on probation (from making GBS threads in the booth)
7. It's illegal to poo poo in McDonald's booths
8. He also poo poo the bed
9. He poo poo the bed on purpose
10. He also poo poo his pants on purpose and was arrested but the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
11. He still admitted privately to me that he "meant to poo poo his pants"
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Aug 20, 2014 16:11
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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[]Dls write mario luigi fear sex fanfiction here go mine
the lava pit fear sex
luigi jumping and mario jumping. it castle level having fun. all sudden they jump same time bumping into each other knocking each other off balance it was a lava jump so they were sure they were going to fall in the lava so mario took off luigis overalls and carressed his plumbar shouldrs. mario wanted it bad so did luigi at the time!!!! too!! they sexed mid air and climaxed together and the orgasm boosted their jump and they got past the level now they dont talk bout it but it happen ;(
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Aug 21, 2014 09:42
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its not byob and the thread is bad but
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Aug 21, 2014 23:10
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barber: i'm finished, take a look in the mirror
me:
we havwe a saying here
lobster on the phone?
byob 8.2 is your home
Sleepy Sip fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Aug 22, 2014
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Aug 21, 2014 23:35
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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quote:
bawbzilla wrote on May 10, 2014 1:24 PM:
when i was like 7 or something, really young either way, i peed on my cat that followed me into the bathroom and laughed the entire time, my mom walked in to see why i was laughing so much and started slapping me mid pee
i don't know why i did it or why it was so absurdly funny but I still kind of giggle thinking about it
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Aug 22, 2014 19:54
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unfortunately, life was downhill from that moment
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Aug 22, 2014 19:57
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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Aug 22, 2014 20:20
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As someone with Anal Fissures, I can confirm that I refer to pooping as "Walking a dark horse through the Grand Canyon", because that's what it's like and how deep and grand my Anal Fissures are.
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Aug 23, 2014 21:03
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- dogcrash truther
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Aug 23, 2014 23:43
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- dogcrash truther
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what makes me laugh is that the nose is very long
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Aug 23, 2014 23:44
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- emmie
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what makes me laugh is that the nose is very long
same haha wouldnt it be funny if real pigs did that?
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Aug 24, 2014 02:30
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Pigglephants
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Aug 24, 2014 03:17
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A toyota corolla is ripped apart by machine gun fire as pig slut lisa rolls through a red light on her bike. She yells out, " I'mm genting ab burrisho, you son ob a binsh!!! mothmer funcker!!!"
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Aug 24, 2014 07:41
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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apt gangbang posted:
birdland, 1952, my grandpa sobbing at a table:
patron: hey sorry but can you keep it down ? im trying to listen to the music
coltrane: man that IS the music
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Aug 24, 2014 09:58
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every drat day my mom is nagging at me to clean my room make my bed. she doesnt know what its like to be a gay teen because she emerged from her eggsac fully matured phsycially and mentally
birdland, 1952, my grandpa sobbing at a table:
patron: hey sorry but can you keep it down ? im trying to listen to the music
coltrane: man that IS the music
"Companies are releasing their games in ALPHA for fucks sake. What the gently caress is that? I'm not paying money for a game that's barely functional." - Hitler
some things never go out of style. I would know because I'm a highlander, and also a bit of a fashionista.
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Aug 24, 2014 10:02
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bo pepper posted in the newbie avvie thread:
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Aug 25, 2014 04:21
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by Lowtax
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*parachute into cockpit of plane smashing through the windshield spraying glass all over hijacker pilots while wearing the badass parachuet that looks like a scary face when open*
me: did somebody call....911?
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Aug 26, 2014 07:27
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Aug 26, 2014 08:56
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by Lowtax
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gently caress off wafflehound, jesus christ. never thought id be saying That again
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Aug 26, 2014 08:59
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Aug 26, 2014 09:01
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by Lowtax
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dont kinkshame me motherfucker
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Aug 26, 2014 09:05
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tane
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Aug 26, 2014 09:13
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Aug 26, 2014 10:05
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heres a post aobut a world turned upside down,
something uncle aunties will smitch is the fresh prince of bel air
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Aug 26, 2014 10:12
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tell your dad to go into his bathroom at the stroke of midnight, and say "gay" into the mirror 7 times, and a gay monster will apear
hide in the bathroom closet and when he does it come out and say "its just me, dad, im not a monster, but i am gay"
still lolin'
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Aug 27, 2014 00:16
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by XyloJW
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tell your dad to go into his bathroom at the stroke of midnight, and say "gay" into the mirror 7 times, and a gay monster will apear
hide in the bathroom closet and when he does it come out and say "its just me, dad, im not a monster, but i am gay"
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Aug 27, 2014 00:20
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Aug 30, 2014 23:02
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the year is 1996 Rage Against the Machine just released their sophomore album, Evil Empire
rebellion buzzed through the airwaves of america
Terror, the product ya push
Well I'm a truth addict, aww poo poo I gotta head rush
but if you were a young child, you weren't likely to know it. it's altogether more likely that you were being fed a conveniently whitewashed worldview. one full of happy endings and empty of conflicts except for those that could be wrapped up in time for your bedtime at 8:30 pm.
Lying always, sucking on a bottle of
That sweet indulgent fluid
and one figure was at the front of this campaign of complacency
meet doug funny, your sheeple in chief. after a two year hiatus, disney had just renewed the series for a new run. what's the matter, walt? were people starting to wake up? this new run didn't even feature the original voice of doug, billy west, an actually good voice actor (futurama), and one who apparently wasn't willing to play ball with the new regime. his brave act of defiance sadly wasn't enough, as disney stupidly got some idiot to replace him, and he couldn't even do the voice right.
Father's expectations
Soul soaked in spit and urine
the world of doug was a like a terrifying quaalude fueled haze. was there a topical issue that RATM took a powerful and poetic stand against? well doug was there to wash it over. go back to sleep, children, it was only your imagination. racism?
this is skeeter. a joke. a parody of a proud person of color. he can barely speak, and does so mostly in animal-like honks.
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
the mental reprogramming has begun. but what about female representation? hosed again. here she is, children, the object of your desire, the apple of your eye. or should i say the candied apple?
patty mayonnaise. mmmm, feel like burgers, kids? i wonder why...
And while the gut eaters strain to pull the mud from their mouths
They force our ears to go deaf to the screams in the south
what doug did for the state of children's programming in america is akin to what bush did for public safety in iraq
it's a sickening piece of fascist propaganda and the writing is really hit or miss.
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And Disney bought the fantasies and piles of eyes
And ABC's new thrill ride of trials and lies
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Sep 1, 2014 14:16
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- bog pixie
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lmao
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Sep 1, 2014 15:07
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this is a good example of a thread that would have been great if it had been closed/goldmined early on
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Sep 1, 2014 17:33
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Hey DCT, would you be so kind as to perma-sticky this thread so I don't have to search for it when I find funny posts?
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Sep 1, 2014 17:47
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Hey DCT, would you be so kind as to perma-sticky this thread so I don't have to search for it when I find funny posts?
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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This thread has a major lack of my posts.
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