Piece of shit Crew #2

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Avshalom: by Lowtax

willus posted:

peanuts are murder

i was deprived of peanuts for four years, they weren't allowed on the campus of the school that i boarded at because one of the day students had an allergy. and not like a weakass break-out-in-hives allergy either - the school nurse told me that when the kid was a toddler his grandmother gave him a kiss one afternoon hours after she'd had a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast, and he ended up in hospital with life-threatening anaphylaxis. so this was a hardcore peanut restriction. peanuts are like cocaine to me now

# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:24

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# ? May 12, 2024 08:58

Avshalom: by Lowtax

vanya loves peanut butter too :3:

(don't worry, i just give him a pea-sized blob every so often)

# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:25

NPR Journalizard

willus posted:

goats are THE most efficient way of dealing w/ kudzu

Sounds like you should get a goat XyloJW.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:29

quite stretched out: the chillest

Im allergic to peanuts so rot in whatever hell your spirit dictator occupies avs

# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:53

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Avshalom posted:

_{_{_{i've had this one up my sleeve for a while and now i'm going to do it, i'm going to play the wildcard}}}

if you don't support the state of israel

but you believe in indigenous land rights

you're a hypocrite

Give Canaan back the the Canaanites you fascist!!

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:02

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

so today someone was all 'hey milky you should check out this awesome analysis of the first three transformers films, here's the pdf'

and i was like 'hey, i wrote a bunch of that :smugdog:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:04

quite stretched out: the chillest

Did they then invent an excuse to leave the room

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:07

quite stretched out: the chillest

I'M BACK AND I'M SASSY

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:08

XyloJW

They were late for their not-LARP

# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:08

hambeet

Lol

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:46

hambeet

XyloJW posted:

We also are absolutely strangled by kudzu.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:49

Seagull: give me a chip

XyloJW posted:

They were late for their not-LARP

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:36

Avshalom: by Lowtax

willus posted:

Im allergic to peanuts so rot in whatever hell your spirit dictator occupies avs

wtf, i'm allowed to eat food that you can't, i don't tell you to rot in hell for enjoying pork crackling, just don't kiss me and you'll be fine (i know that's a lot to ask though :dong:

)

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:45

hambeet

Avshalom posted:

wtf, i'm allowed to eat food that you can't, i don't tell you to rot in hell for enjoying pork crackling, just don't kiss me and you'll be fine (i know that's a lot to ask though )

It's willus.

I'm making him satay when he visits next.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:52

Mills

My grandmothers brother hunts goats. Last time he skinned it, cooked it in the spit he built and ate it. I've got the pelt. Goats are cool.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:53

rudatron: by Fluffdaddy

they tend to just die without warning if you're not careful though

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:55

Avshalom: by Lowtax

my last axolotl drowned

i gave up on them after that

fish are not meant to drown

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:58

Mills

Also the video of goats freezing up and falling over on YouTube is all time.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:58

Mills

How does fish drown

# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:58

Vladimir Poutine

Mills posted:

How does fish drown

they're amphibians, like frogs :science:

generally adult amphibians can't breathe underwater

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:06

hambeet

Vladimir Poutine posted:

they're amphibians, like frogs

generally adult amphibians can't breathe underwater

Pfft good job god. :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:11

hambeet

Took me a day and a half to shake off a hang over after smashing the beers Friday night. I don't know if it's because I hardly drink beer anymore or it was just poo poo beer?

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:14

Vladimir Poutine

Matthew Beet posted:

Took me a day and a half to shake off a hang over after smashing the beers Friday night. I don't know if it's because I hardly drink beer anymore or it was just poo poo beer?

Happens as you get older I think

I tend to feel sleepy the day after a hangover these days

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:16

Fruity Gordo: Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

So I just found out there's a historical materialism con this weekend. Sydgoonmeat? https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/historical-materialism-australia-tickets-12421572257?invite&err=29&referrer&discount&affiliate&eventpassword

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:19

XyloJW

Matthew Beet posted:

Took me a day and a half to shake off a hang over after smashing the beers Friday night. I don't know if it's because I hardly drink beer anymore or it was just poo poo beer?

It's called aging, sorry, old man.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:31

XyloJW

*goes to take his afternoon nap*

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:31

You Am I: Me @ your poasting

Matthew Beet posted:

Took me a day and a half to shake off a hang over after smashing the beers Friday night. I don't know if it's because I hardly drink beer anymore or it was just poo poo beer?

your weakshit

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:35

hambeet

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Happens as you get older I think

I tend to feel sleepy the day after a hangover these days

XyloJW posted:

It's called aging, sorry, old man.

You Am I posted:

your weakshit

I would agree with you all, especially You Am I, but if I go and smash wine or spirits and get just as drunk I pull up fine after lunch the next day. I think I'm just out of practice with beer because I haven't been drinking it for good on a year now?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:04

hambeet

also *you're

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:06

hambeet

or it was just poo poo beer. idk.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:06

hambeet

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:08

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

My throat feels like somebodies wrapped their cock in sandpaper and throatfucked me during the night

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:24

algebra testes

Sir Shion posted:

My throat feels like somebodies wrapped their cock in sandpaper and throatfucked me during the night

This, but literally.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:25

Avshalom: by Lowtax

Vladimir Poutine posted:

they're amphibians, like frogs

generally adult amphibians can't breathe underwater

axolotls are the only animal that can either live their whole lives in the larval stage or grow into salamanders. salamanders are amphibious and axolotls breathe water (like frogs vs. tadpoles), although they can also breathe air - they like water better though. making them metamorphose usually requires an environment with a good balance of water and terrestrial land, otherwise they just stay larval, but somehow mine metamorphosed despite being in a fishtank full of water and i didn't realise until it drowned

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:47

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Sir Shion posted:

My throat feels like somebodies wrapped their cock in sandpaper and throatfucked me during the night

hot

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:55

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Avshalom posted:

axolotls are the only animal that can either live their whole lives in the larval stage or grow into salamanders. salamanders are amphibious and axolotls breathe water (like frogs vs. tadpoles), although they can also breathe air - they like water better though. making them metamorphose usually requires an environment with a good balance of water and terrestrial land, otherwise they just stay larval, but somehow mine metamorphosed despite being in a fishtank full of water and i didn't realise until it drowned

I thought their transformation could be induced by iodine as well, maybe other chemical imbalances?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:56

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Asphyxious posted:

I thought their transformation could be induced by iodine as well, maybe other chemical imbalances?

transformation is actually induced by energon

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:57

Avshalom: by Lowtax

all i know is from now on i'm going to stick to pets that don't transform suddenly into other pets and die

vanya will never turn into a fish and i'm ok with that

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:58

Eediot Jedi: This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Hey wrassling fans, please explain how this got made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD88HIKoFzk

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:06

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# ? May 12, 2024 08:58

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Milky Moor posted:

transformation is actually induced by energon

actually it's induced by Cybertronium.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:16

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