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raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

duTrieux. posted:

nah, people take focus groups really seriously. its weird

"finally, someone will listen to me and my horrible opinions"

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raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

raruler posted:

"finally, someone will listen to me and my horrible opinions"

dsyp

mlmp

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Cold on a Cob posted:

obviously you don't actually put your loving database in the default install location but still

if you do that, the installer will poo poo itself because it doesn't know how to create the \data directory under a non-default location. if you manually make the \data directory under the non-default location, the installer works correctly

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


beta tested in the future

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
i wonder how long Microsoft can keep up their strategy of "literally do the exact opposite thing of what would fix <whatever> problem" and still remain solvent

"Man, our culture is absolutely toxic, we have bad and redundant products, we have too many really dumb and bad upper/middle managers..."

*fires all the Q&A staff, no managers*

"Whew, all better."

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Fabricated posted:

i wonder how long Microsoft can keep up their strategy of "literally do the exact opposite thing of what would fix <whatever> problem" and still remain solvent

hp is closing in on 2 decades of this

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Phoenixan posted:

even if you own some weird hodgepodge of devices like a windows & a mac & an android & an ipad you can still have all your stuff sync via safari, chrome, or firefox just fine and relaly using any browser but ie makes your life way easy

i never really bothered with chrome syncing before but i did it today cause i needed to do some hangouts thing and holy gently caress having extensions and poo poo come over is both really cool and fairly scary

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Miley Virus posted:

i never really bothered with chrome syncing before but i did it today cause i needed to do some hangouts thing and holy gently caress having extensions and poo poo come over is both really cool and fairly scary

haven't they been doing chrome syncing since 2010

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Last Chance posted:

haven't they been doing chrome syncing since 2010

i did it on my phone when chrome first came out for ios but eh, never bothered on my laptop before


just didn't know how much came over

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

little things amaze me i guess

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
it's happy to sync my father's vomit green color scheme that he downloaded. :(

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

but that is the problem microsoft cant get around if you use any combination of platforms googles poo poo works great so its the de facto standard if you need to work in windows and android (and os x and ios too if you want) but there simply isnt anyone who wants to be surrounded by microsoft garbage everywhere and yet no matter how much evidence piles up theyll never admit that's the case

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
it also seems to me that they could integrate some kind of syncing between ie & safari or some poo poo using skydriveonedrive, but i dunno, it's not like any of these teams within microsoft talk to one another

i actually use onedrive on my devices and it works pretty well

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

microsoft has always had everything they need to crush absolutely everybody but the problem is that they don't know how to fit them together.

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

duTrieux. posted:

microsoft has always had everything they need to crush absolutely everybody but the problem is that they don't know how to fit them together.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




duTrieux. posted:

microsoft has always had everything they need to crush absolutely everybody but the problem is that they don't know how to fit them together.

just ship the Xbox One in pairs, that'll crush anybody :v:

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

duTrieux. posted:

microsoft has always had everything they need to crush absolutely everybody but the problem is that they don't know how to fit them together.
sounds like something we need more managers for :v:

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

duTrieux. posted:

microsoft has always had everything they need to crush absolutely everybody but the problem is that they don't know how to fit them together.

everything but hardware. OEM relations has to be the worst place to work

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Scott Forstall posted:

everything but hardware. OEM relations has to be the worst place to work

when lenovo announces a 22" battery powered windows tablet do you think they laugh, cry, or drink? because saying "no don't" wasn't an option.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

whatever happened to those big tablet tables that were supposed to revolutionize the world

you know, electronic surfaces

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

as it turns out, gigantic screen tables are not a high demand consumer product and their manufacturing costs don't outweigh their no-one-wants-this-poo poo cost

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

mishaq posted:

whatever happened to those big tablet tables that were supposed to revolutionize the world

you know, electronic surfaces

they renamed it to Microsoft PixelSense, and this image should sum things up

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
that was always the weirdest poo poo. they knew it was way too expensive for casual use and must've known it was too gimmicky for business. the only use case they trotted out was smart tables at bars or restaurants. was that their whole strategy or was this expected to expand and become popular with other markets? idgi

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

raruler posted:

they renamed it to Microsoft PixelSense, and this image should sum things up



lol of course sarnsung manufactures one

looking forward to that being the new galaxy tab s42069 and people defending it with "its not that big!!!! i totally wanted one this big all along anyway!!!!"

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that was always the weirdest poo poo. they knew it was way too expensive for casual use and must've known it was too gimmicky for business. the only use case they trotted out was smart tables at bars or restaurants. was that their whole strategy or was this expected to expand and become popular with other markets? idgi

they probably got news about Apple releasing the iPhone with "multitouch" and hauled this out of a research project to try and steal some of Apple's thunder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2EuXTR4m5A

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that was always the weirdest poo poo. they knew it was way too expensive for casual use and must've known it was too gimmicky for business. the only use case they trotted out was smart tables at bars or restaurants. was that their whole strategy or was this expected to expand and become popular with other markets? idgi

this is microsoft.txt

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
was that the one where you set your phone down on it and it showed everyone all the porn pics you had on there

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

raruler posted:

they renamed it to Microsoft PixelSense, and this image should sum things up



im the aliasing jaggys on their pixelsenses

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that was always the weirdest poo poo. they knew it was way too expensive for casual use and must've known it was too gimmicky for business. the only use case they trotted out was smart tables at bars or restaurants. was that their whole strategy or was this expected to expand and become popular with other markets? idgi

not the only use case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWqCBewefU

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

raruler posted:

they renamed it to Microsoft PixelSense, and this image should sum things up





i loving love abandoned corporate websites

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
the whole surface thing nicely encapsulates the difference between apple and msft

apple: designs a multitouch ui, uses it to power a line of smartphones and tablets, sells hundreds of millions of items

msft: designs a multitouch ui, uses it to power a $5000 cocktail table, sells dozens of them

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


i think dozens is a bit optimistic. I asked microsoft uk where i could get some pricing information for a project i was doing for someone a few years back, and they didn't have a clue.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

I've seen quite a few of them around in like hotel lobbies and convention centers and such, mostly in the seattle area though lol

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

computer parts posted:

people still bitch about os x like this, even though they've upgraded literally every year for the past 3 years and the same thing happens every time

wait but indexing takes like 15 minutes max on any mac post-2008

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
bought a rmbp and i wasn't aware it even needed to index anything?

(solid state, bitch)

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Blackula69 posted:

wait but indexing takes like 15 minutes max on any mac post-2008

i've had it take longer but again, this was on a lovely 5400rpm drive

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Phoenixan posted:

bought a rmbp and i wasn't aware it even needed to index anything?

every person discussing indexing somehow got a ssdless mac

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

theadder posted:

every person discussing indexing somehow got a ssdless mac

my iMac is like 5 years old and has a spinning disk. it is in dire need of an SSD but I've been too lazy to do it

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

my rmbp from 2012 still going strong and still a good machine. this is my mantra until i get my new one

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


once you have a mac with an ssd and an i5 you have to have some pretty specific needs for it to no longer suit them.

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