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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

vyst posted:

It's Justin Verlander, pitcher for the Detroit Tigers

The thing I learned in all this is Verlander is a big flabby nerd and Kate can do better.

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naem
May 29, 2011

I actually look better than veer lander it's not fair

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

redshirt posted:

The thing I learned in all this is Verlander is a big flabby nerd and Kate can do better.

maybe she likes him for his personality :aaaaa:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

redshirt posted:

The thing I learned in all this is Verlander is a big flabby nerd and Kate can do better.

Power comes from the rear end, any baseball scout knows this.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Naerasa posted:

maybe she likes him for his personality :aaaaa:

or his $200 million contract

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

VikingSkull posted:

or his $200 million contract

e: and he's kind of a good pitcher and I think Upton follows baseball a tiny bit

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like to make tender yet passionate love to Aubrey plaza

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
My wifi is out so I could only beat my meat to kate upton once guys sorry I failed you

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

the culminator posted:

My wifi is out so I could only beat my meat to kate upton once guys sorry I failed you

I picked up the slack it's all good man :respek:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/504724887253303298

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the culminator posted:

My wifi is out so I could only beat my meat to kate upton once guys sorry I failed you

At least you are beating off to pure american girls instead of filthily foreigners such as Sofia Vergara.

etalian fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Sep 1, 2014

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
i knew kate upton had big ol titties but goddamn they're like Z cups or someshit

she must have back problems from having to lug those things around

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
They're threatening to prosecute anyone who posts the images. Say your goodbyes fat rear end. You're already dead. :c00l:

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Apparently there's a Jennifer Lawrence facial :stare: The pic looks like her, but not sure if it's real or not.

naem
May 29, 2011

Mister Fister posted:

Apparently there's a Jennifer Lawrence facial :stare: The pic looks like her, but not sure if it's real or not.

How terrible, where would one see, such a pic,

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

naem posted:

How terrible, where would one see, such a pic,

http://i.imgur.com/IT47DBs.jpg NSFW duh

Might be a fake

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im jealous of the size of the load kate uptons boyfriend shoots thats gotta be a satisfying orgasm

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




looks fake

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

naem posted:

How terrible, where would one see, such a pic,

dont listen to this guy, he's a fed. A FED. los federales

naem
May 29, 2011

Mucho me gusto las chichis del Norte

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Requesting Melissa McCarthy and Esther Rolle.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
What about the holy grail of Betty White?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Guy Fleegman posted:

Requesting Melissa McCarthy

This, unironically. I would love to feel the heat emanating from her undercarriage.

Buff Baby
Jan 7, 2008

As a human being, I'm embarrassed.
jlaw facial pic above looks fake

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


this is like some poo poo out of deus ex

"there might not be enough bandwidth to go around... the underclasses are starting to get desperate"

Attention Whore
Dec 8, 2013

by Ralp
guess who...

http://m.imgur.com/a/DQLGN (nws)

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

rejutka posted:

What about the holy grail of Betty White?

dan lacey has you covered
http://i.imgur.com/eFV5kN2.jpg NWS

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Buff Baby posted:

jlaw facial pic above looks fake

I'm sure Reddit's forensic analysis will be delivered in under 5 minutes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OK, who?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Buff Baby posted:

jlaw facial pic above looks fake

Still came to it, didn't you? So did I.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

rejutka posted:

What about the holy grail of Betty White?

Dude those have been on the net for years.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Kate Uptons got the nicest hoo-haa I think we're all agreed on that.

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Dead Precedents posted:

Still came to it, didn't you? So did I.

that kinda sounds like it should be the lyrics to a tom lehrer song

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

XK posted:

I'm sure Reddit's forensic analysis will be delivered in under 5 minutes.

Turns out it was Sunil Tripathi's load.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube



Her pictures were leaked too.

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Bip Roberts posted:

Turns out it was Sunil Tripathi's load.
who?

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

screenwritersblues
Sep 13, 2010

Reddit confirmed that it's fake.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Jeez lmgtfy.

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Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
AW poo poo NIGA.

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