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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Dear Lord, pprotect this rocket house and all those that dwell within the rocket house... I'm not greedy, as long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car; I don't need anything else.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm not greedy, as long as I've got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car; I don't need anything else. Three...two...one...make rocket go now!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:05 |
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There's a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:11 |
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I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. "Do you, Skeesix, take TMMadman , in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... . .. and it goes on like this. Spending all weekend at the wedding of friends. Gimme some wedding-related quotes.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:14 |
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Vertical Lime posted:I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma. I never thought I'd say this, but the no-goodniks rule this school. That elephant ate my entire platoon...
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:30 |
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TMMadman posted:Three...two...one...make rocket go now! The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days but...
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:31 |
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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. From now on I'm only marrying for love... possibly once more for money.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:41 |
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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. What is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:42 |
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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. CharlieFoxtrot and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then he got his eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest goon on Something Awful wasn't good enough for him!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:54 |
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The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 20:01 |
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Jorghnassen posted:The eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage. Nothing for me... I've got a class to teach!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 20:36 |
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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. Stop! You can both marry me!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:36 |
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How 'bout a crazy wedding Where something happens, doot doot doot doo Sorry for the poo poo post Doot doot doot doo, doo doo doo doo doo
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:40 |
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MondayHotDog posted:How 'bout a crazy wedding We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:44 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin! And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner... except this guy.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:45 |
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MondayHotDog posted:And talk about a preachy book! Everyone's a sinner... except this guy. Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically going to the bathroom is a sin!
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 21:47 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Have you ever sat down and actually read this thing? Technically going to the bathroom is a sin! Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shall not take... moochers... into thy hut?"
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 22:44 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We never had a wedding for the cat and the dog! They've been living in sin! I love you... in those colours! Oh who am I kidding, the boathouse was the time!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:40 |
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After The War posted:Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shall not take... moochers... into thy hut?" Boy, time really flies when you're reading... The Bible!? Ewww!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:49 |
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J-Spot posted:Boy, time really flies when you're reading... The Bible!? Ewww! The Good Book...on tape...ooohh...as read by Larry King.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:59 |
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TMMadman posted:The Good Book...on tape...ooohh...as read by Larry King. Now, to put this tape where no one will ever listen to it.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:05 |
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Trash Boat posted:Now, to put this tape where no one will ever listen to it.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:15 |
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And the Grammy for best hardcore metal album of the year goes to...SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE?!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:28 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:And the Grammy for best hardcore metal album of the year goes to...SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE?! You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:41 |
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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. Oh Princess fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:09 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh Princess fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage? It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but...
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:30 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but... I'm a baaad widdle boy!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:56 |
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Ach! Wee bairn! Hie ye hence from me heath! IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv. The Princess Bride thread is that-a-way, man!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:32 |
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Do over Ham posted:The Princess Bride thread is that-a-way, man! ♪ IT'S A HELL OF A..... THREEEEAAAAAAD! ♪
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:♪ IT'S A HELL OF A..... THREEEEAAAAAAD! ♪ Maybe it's the beer talking Jerusalem but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:23 |
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The SituAsian posted:Maybe it's the beer talking Jerusalem but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here. The SituAsian, you old honey dripper!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:43 |
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Do over Ham posted:The SituAsian, you old honey dripper! I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:52 |
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God! Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:05 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:08 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God. Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:39 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Actually, ThNextGreenLantern, you and I worship the same God. Do not anger Talkie Tiki!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:45 |
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TMMadman posted:Please do not offer my god a peanut. Explain how.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:45 |
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Do over Ham posted:Explain how. Tributes can be offered to Gods in exchange for goods and services!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:38 |
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Jerusalem posted:Tributes can be offered to Gods in exchange for goods and services! One peanut for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the peanut.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 09:19 |
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Do over Ham posted:One peanut for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the peanut. You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!
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