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cucka posted:This is excellent. Bro we can always use more esoterism in our lives <3
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Ehud posted:HOT TAKE: Ryan Mallet traded to the Texans for a conditional seventh rounder. That is basically a perfect reaction. Also, was that Peter King poo poo real? I don't want to look at his twitter to find out.
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Ehud posted:HOT TAKE: Ryan Mallet traded to the Texans for a conditional seventh rounder.  especially at the Peter King photoshopped tweets
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sweet thursday posted:Bro we can always use more esoterism in our lives <3 Agreed and well said, good sir. I'm starting in on my research of Bad Teams and good lord, there are several teams who have a terrible problem as it regards to the Quarterback position. I've just started scanning some rosters, and I looked at the Rams, who are currently debating between Shaun Hill (keep running like Shaun Hill, you and meeeeeee, be running like Shaun Hill, and if I only could, make a deal with Bill, and get him to trade me places...) and Austin Davis, who I literally have never heard of. Then we go to the Bucs. I actually made a face when I looked at their quarterbacks that I could only describe as a combination of biting a lemon while you smell dog poo poo. I mean, Glennon's numbers weren't terrible (19/9 TD/INT ratio) but they need a lot of help I feel, and I don't recall them making particular waves in the draft, but I'm just starting into really digging into these bad teams, and I can only imagine that once the season starts, this is going to be a very wide and very deep rabbit hole indeed.
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All I remember about the Buc's quarterback situation is it made me think that Freeman was better than the shake he got and had a shot somewhere else and now all that's left where my pride used to be is a dark pit with dead fish floating around it
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cucka posted:As a Detroit fan, it'll be fantastic for you. And you have to do to make it is BO-LIEVE. Who dat you callin' a Lions fan?
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Febreeze posted:This needs more love. I loved it. Agreedo. More love comin right up https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/throw-it-deep Ehud, do what you will.
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up YES OH GOD YES
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up I love you nrr
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Wow, that is really good quality
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up  Glad I could help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px254bv3gl4 This is the ballad of Johnny Eightball and the Fried Wide No matter how hard he tried, Fried Wide could not quit the pipe While Johnny Eightball stuck to blow and in days he could piss clean Fried Wide's addiction, a drug that he just couldn't hide And he grumbled and growled and watched Johnny Eightball on SportsCenter He'd boil and scream it was bullshit that they let him play He burned up old photos of Johnny and Josh smokin diesel gently caress him! I don't need no Johnny Eightball, anyway So Johnny Eightball lived up high on the peak of Coke Mountain And Fried Wide lived down in the dark, dirty hemp field below Yes the Fried Wide, cryin' inside He'd curse at Goodell and he'd drink and he'd drive The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Wide As Johnny Eightball's new paycheck would open a gateway Burned twelve grand on oxies and angel dust right up his nose He'd burned millions and then he'd go out and he'd snort even more millions He'd get all hosed up and then bang drunk sluts with Jerry Jones No one protected him, they just piss tested him No one would represent Josh Suspended, he'd weep cause the Browns would be beat And he'd long, for the bong Ahahaaa At a party one night Johnny drank a bunch of ayahuasca The bear clown explained and he saw the error of his ways So Johnny Eightball jumped upon a jet plane and summoned the ghost of John Wayne To plead with the league, to try to get them to refrain Then Johnny told Roger Goodell, "You cannot just leave him You've acted alone and changed tons of rules before" He grabbed his throat and he screamed, "By God, reinstate him! Who gives a poo poo if we're hosed up as long as we score?" Aaaah! Fried Wide Oh, the Fried Wide He'll catch anything that you throw And who cares Yeah who cares If he was totally blown Ah, the Fried Wide Ah, the Fried Wide Oh, belongs deep in the end zone And who cares Yes, who cares If he was totally blown No one could stop the Fried Wide from smokin' again No one could stop the Fried Wide from smokin' again No one could stop the Fried Wide from smokin' again No one could stop the Fried Wide from smokin' again No one could stop the Fried Wide from smokin' again Johnny Eightball and the Fried Wide will get high again Volkerball fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up Amazing.
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You all are some talented motherfuckers when it comes to football comedy.
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up Yes! YES!! I was hoping you'd do it and you did it!
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nrr where were you when I was doing all the Disney parodies, these have been great
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Hot drat, all the kind words from you guys almost make up for the fact that my cat left me....IcePhoenix posted:nrr where were you when I was doing all the Disney parodies, these have been great sorry bro, I may be old as gently caress but I don't have any kids which means I haven't succumbed to the princess lifestyle just yet and I also didn't have a clue what any of you were talking about when you did your Disney poo poo. I will admit that I took a cruise through the Caribbean in may though, and they showed frozen on the gigantic big screen over the main pool on the big deck one night and I checked it out for like 20 minutes, ONLY because of the TFF frozen poo poo that id seen beforehand.... and then i went back to blacking out on dark rum mojitos
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cucka posted:Sorry for the bad posts last night. I'm trying a new cocktail of sleep meds and i basically black out for about an hour before I actually get to sleep. I was on a similar cocktail for a long time and after a brief hiatus I'll be back on it soon insha'allah
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wheez the roux posted:I was on a similar cocktail for a long time and after a brief hiatus I'll be back on it soon insha'allah God is good, fart is great.
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Volkerball posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px254bv3gl4 This is fantastic.
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up You don't mind if I post this on the blog? Do you want to write anything for it or contribute it under your name? Also, for something new and different - Deteriorata shares a story from football history. http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/01/football-history-trumpet-cheer/ He's probably going to contribute to the blog about once a month with a cool football story like this. Thanks Deteriorata!
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up
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I hit the high note on Throw It Deep. The regular season is starting soon and I've noticed a spike in search hits for my site. I didn't even have to buy ad time for it.  Throwback - Cleveland Browns  This pointed down eyeliner is something I learned from watching too many Korean Dramas with my husband. It's called puppy liner. The intent is to make you look wide eyed and sorry for what you have (not) done. Kind of like the Factory of Sadness.
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nrr posted:Agreedo. More love comin right up From a lurker, good stuff man. I'm guessing that's a Strat but what is the rest of your rig? Also I'm p old too, got a nice McCready tone out of it. Absolutely keep it up!
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animeluva1 posted:I hit the high note on Throw It Deep. omg you sing along with my poo poo?  also, the puppy liner thing loving owns and is probably the funniest makeup uh... pun? ive ever seen. TeeMerk posted:From a lurker, good stuff man. thanks a lot man. that's actually a les paul, but i don't use an actual rig for this stuff. i just plug straight into an interface (i use a komplete audio 6 ~$200) and use guitar rig or amplitube and just gently caress around with the presets until i get something close to what im after, and then tweak it the rest of the way. (although i don't think i tweaked poo poo for this, i was lazy as hell.) then i bought a semi decent condenser mic (audio technical 4040 at i think ~$200 as well but might have been up to 300) and again just throw plugins at it until it sounds decent. really anyone could do this stuff, my "studio" is essentially a little box that i plug a couple of things into, while a bunch of other equipment sits around it collecting dust. Mike McCready definitely ruled a large chunk of my teenage years, so its no surprise that i completely ripped him off without even noticing it. glad you liked it though, and thanks for unlurking to mention it!
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animeluva1 posted:
After living here for three years I'm still baffled why anyone would seek out Korean TV.
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Eifert Posting posted:After living here for three years I'm still baffled why anyone would seek out Korean TV. The commercials.
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the only good K-drama.
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Please tell me what show this is. I don't really "watch" K-drama so much as "watch clips then skip every 5 episodes then go back if I missed the amnesia/break up/murder scene."
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football fuckerman breaks down the 2014 Cleveland Browns Fan Depth Chart http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/02/cleveland-browns-2014-fan-depth-chart-released/
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Volkerball posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px254bv3gl4 I wish I knew how to record myself with some quality, because I would nrr the poo poo out of this.
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Johnny & the King & a Dragon http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-and-a-dragon/
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Febreeze posted:Johnny & the King & a Dragon I lost it when I saw the flying box of condoms. Also is the "Cleveland is about to half a huge population boom" intentional?
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Febreeze posted:Johnny & the King & a Dragon Is it just me or does Sexy Rexy's chest hair grow in the shape of the number 69
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Suitaru posted:Is it just me or does Sexy Rexy's chest hair grow in the shape of the number 69 ...holy poo poo it does
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nrr has contributed to the F.A.R.T blogging network http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/09/02/gently caress-it-im-going-sexy-rex-grossman-song/ teaser post quote:Sighs of relief were heard across America recently as Sexy “Rex Grossman” Rexy announced to the Cleveland Browns that he’s way out of their league, and told them to gently caress off. The announcement landed on (and proceeded to break) the desk of Cleveland Mayor, Eeyore the Donkey, hand written on a football which was thrown by Rex himself from a villa in Milan.
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So... I did a thing You've got Calvin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEkIou3WFnM It's third down, you're pressured, and you need and open man And noone, whoa, noone's running routes right Drop back and think of me and soon I will be there to come down with even your lamest duck You just throw that ball deep, and you know where ever I am I'll come running, oh yeah baby, for the TD again Under center or in shotgun, reel back and sling it for fun and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah You've got Calvin If the crowd, around you, should turn dark and full of boos And that old tackle should begin to fall keep your head together and unleash the dragon, now soon we'll be knocking upon the door You just throw that ball deep, and you know where ever I am I'll come running, oh yes I will, for the TD again Under center or in shotgun, reel back and sling it for fun and I'll be there Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got Calvin? Titus can be so cold. He'll hurt you and desert you. He'll steal your poo poo if you let him, Oh yeah, but don't you let him. You just throw that ball deep, and you know where ever I am I'll come running for the TD again Under center or in shotgun, reel back and sling it for fun and I'll be there You've got Calvin. You've got Calvin. Ain't it good to know you've got Calvin. Ain't it good to know you've got Calvin. Oh, yeah, yeah, you've got Calvin.
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