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SunAndSpring posted:Everything this man does is wrong. He's fat, he's wearing a denim jacket post 90's, he's wearing leopard-print sneakers, he's got some trilby or fedora looking hat, and he owns an iPad. Christ, I'm a loving goon who plays Morrowind for hours on end instead of socializing with other people, and I still dress better and am not a quavering pile of man jello. hes got victoria justice and you've got morrowind. he's obviously doing something right
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Quickscope420dad posted:lol if you've never accidentally used google drive to print off pictures of your small dick on every cloud printer in a mile radius this is my fantasy
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It's just fun feeling apart of a huge internet phenomenon clusterfuck that will probably have its own Lifetime Original Movie in a few months.
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Wanna have a jack off circle with me? Tots not gay.
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Dead Precedents posted:Wanna have a jack off circle with me? Tots not gay. depends you're gunna need to explain how two people can imply a circle first and then i'll consider it
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Neo Duckberg posted:piss
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Did Elliot Rodger really have a micropenis?
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Quickscope420dad posted:depends well make it a triangle, then a square, then a pentagram, then a hexagon, etc
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's just fun feeling apart of a huge internet phenomenon clusterfuck that will probably have its own Lifetime Original Movie in a few months. He might want to release the files then. I'm watching to the end of the Fly episode of Breaking Bad then I'm off.
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SunAndSpring posted:Everything this man does is wrong. He's fat, he's wearing a denim jacket post 90's, he's wearing leopard-print sneakers, he's got some trilby or fedora looking hat, and he owns an iPad. Christ, I'm a loving goon who plays Morrowind for hours on end instead of socializing with other people, and I still dress better and am not a quavering pile of man jello. lol
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:well well make it a triangle, then a square, then a pentagram, then a hexagon, etc think at best it has to start as a line or like some kind of (not) gay jerkoff human mirror
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Quickscope420dad posted:depends you just have to have really flexible arms
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weirdest thing about all this is all the people jerking it to jpegs in the year of our lord 2014
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Ty1990 posted:Did Elliot Rodger really have a micropenis? 
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I guess the leaker has long since passed out at his desk from jacking off for 12 straight hours. Not at the pics, but at his power fantasy being realized.
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TheIllestVillain posted:weirdest thing about all this is all the people jerking it in to jpegs in the year of our lord 2014 its quaint right?
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also p. sure the fat guy's holding her iphone and ipad because he is a human handbag and does not own those things that bottle of water is hers not his he is her human dog
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Ty1990 posted:Did Elliot Rodger really have a micropenis? Edit: Beaten
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Quickscope420dad posted:you're gunna need to explain how two people can imply a circle first and then i'll consider it Maybe he's the dude in that pic.
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Sep 1, 2014 07:25
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Quickscope420dad posted:depends I was thinking something like this. 
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let's all masturbate together, as a community
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cis white male posted:let's all masturbate together, as a community That is literally the premise of this thread
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what a loving dumbass thing to go to prison for this is entertaining solely for the shitstorm it'll cause; we're just now at a point in history where poo poo like this can happen so maybe the culture will adapt and learn
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Dead Precedents posted:I was thinking something like this. k i'm kind of shy though so you'll have to go first
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Quickscope420dad posted:also p. sure the fat guy's holding her iphone and ipad because he is a human handbag and does not own those things but why is she holding a bottle of water too, then? NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE
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the fact taht dozens if not hundreds of otehr goons are simultaneously masturbating to the same grainy jpgs that i am masturbating to gets me even harder
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a lot of people seem to be really butthurt about these multi-millionaire, universally adored, famous people having titty pictures leak, and it makes me laff
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Pong Daddy posted:but why is she holding a bottle of water too, then? that's the one she's drinking from. When she's done with it she passes it to him to throw away, and then he unscrews and passes her the fresh one this isn't that complex dude you'll figure it out don't worry
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Pong Daddy posted:but why is she holding a bottle of water too, then? ones a piss bottle she's very well hydrated also wheres the mp4 of her pissing on that dude
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Quickscope420dad posted:lol if you've never accidentally used google drive to print off pictures of your small dick on every cloud printer in a mile radius
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:the fact taht dozens if not hundreds of otehr goons are simultaneously masturbating to the same grainy jpgs that i am masturbating to gets me even harder
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Quickscope420dad posted:k i'm kind of shy though so you'll have to go first I gotta limber up so I don't pull a hammy. TheIllestVillain posted:weirdest thing about all this is all the people jerking it to jpegs in the year of our lord 2014 Have a gif from me. http://www.gfycat.com/DenseBlandFinnishspitz
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Fandyien posted:a lot of people seem to be really butthurt about these multi-millionaire, universally adored, famous people having titty pictures leak, and it makes me laff RAPE CULTURE
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it's not a melted butter bottle it's a water bottle def hers
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yah he's not classicaly handsome but he makes me laugh and he's really amazing at holding my electronics for me
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wow, they just psoted a pic of mila kunis being dp'd by drake and shaggy
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For once in my life I wish I had an office job so on Tuesday morning I get to experience the shifty watercooler talk between guys about all this.
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cis white male posted:yah he's not classicaly handsome but he makes me laugh and he's really amazing at holding my electronics for me she probably asked him to forward the pics to her lover (because he completes all mundane actions for her including turning book pages and lowering and raising the toilet seat) and that's when he stole them for ultimate self-cuck
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