Has anyone posted the pics of JLaw's tits and poosay yet?

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Fandyien posted:

i just can't bring myself to give a poo poo about these vapid rich people gtting their tittie pictures leaked. tiniest violin over here

They have every reason to expect privacy, regardless of their profession.

However, anytime you upload a video of you railing a hair curler or begging to sniff butts, you gotta accept the risk someone is going to see that.

I think this applies to everyone, the fact that they are A/B list starlettes doesn't matter. If you're feeling self righteous becuase they got their comeuppance due to being famous, that's more on you, frankly.

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:23

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

I just realized that this totally killed off the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Up next is the Curling Iron Challenge.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:17

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

Big Beef City posted:

They have every reason to expect privacy, regardless of their profession.

However, anytime you upload a video of you railing a hair curler or begging to sniff butts, you gotta accept the risk someone is going to see that.

I think this applies to everyone, the fact that they are A/B list starlettes doesn't matter. If you're feeling self righteous becuase they got their comeuppance due to being famous, that's more on you, frankly.

Yes, gently caress those celebrities for being famous.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:18

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

wyoak posted:

Yes, gently caress those celebrities for being famous.

You should try reading my post before you quote it.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:19

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

Comeuppance is a strange word to use if you believe they have a right to privacy, that's all.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:19

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

wyoak posted:

Yes, gently caress those celebrities for being famous.

i dont thnk thats what hes saying

its more like

ok i murdered somebody & filmed it & then somebody got that film & i got caught

i probs shouldnt have filmed the murder since if i didnt theres no chance of ppl seeing it

not that they dont have a right to privacy

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:20

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Regardless of the fallout that will happen because of this, those pics of jlaws face covered in jizz are the greatest thing ever

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:20

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Rocks posted:

Regardless of the fallout that will happen because of this, those pics of jlaws face covered in jizz are hilarious and awesome

but they fake, son

they fake

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:21

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

I'm just bitter I went to high school before nude selfies were possible

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:21

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Zzulu posted:

but they fake, son

they fake

Oh really? Sheeee it. Proof?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:21

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

Rocks posted:

Regardless of the fallout that will happen because of this, those pics of jlaws face covered in jizz are the greatest thing ever

ah those are fake from some redditors /gonewild post a few months back I believe.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:21

Doflamingo: Sep 20, 2006

Rocks posted:

Regardless of the fallout that will happen because of this, those pics of jlaws face covered in jizz are the greatest thing ever

those are fake sadly. but really i like jlaw more now that her hotness has been confirmed 100%, gently caress she got a body to die for

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:22

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Fandyien posted:

Edit #3 My boyfriend and I are fine! It was a brief discussion in which I talked about the issue of consent and he agreed to just look at pictures or videos posted consensually.

*sound of a whip*

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:22

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Rocks posted:

Oh really? Sheeee it. Proof?

Well the 4chan autists concluded it was fake. Ya gotta trust the spergs when it comes to noticing details and patterns

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:22

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

wyoak posted:

Comeuppance is a strange word to use if you believe they have a right to privacy, that's all.

How stupid are you?

Are you literally unable to read or understand context?

Reread my post again, real slow this time and look at how I used that word in context. gently caress, I hate to go on about this but look at this loving guy and his argument with my dumb post. Look at it and his concern.

wyoak you are wrong. You misinterpreted something because you have no reading comprehension and you're a loving moron to have argued it twice.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:24

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Getting some nudes of yourself released seems like a way better deal than getting John Lennoned, as far as crazy stalkers go.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:24

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Big Beef City posted:

How stupid are you?

Are you literally unable to read or understand context?

Reread my post again, real slow this time and look at how I used that word in context. gently caress, I hate to go on about this but look at this loving guy and his argument with my dumb post. Look at it and his concern.

wyoak you are wrong. You misinterpreted something because you have no reading comprehension and you're a loving moron to have argued it twice.

Lol, you think people care about the things you say enough to read it more than in passing. That is hilarious.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:25

Doflamingo: Sep 20, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

How stupid are you?

Are you literally unable to read or understand context?

Reread my post again, real slow this time and look at how I used that word in context. gently caress, I hate to go on about this but look at this loving guy and his argument with my dumb post. Look at it and his concern.

wyoak you are wrong. You misinterpreted something because you have no reading comprehension and you're a loving moron to have argued it twice.

It's like he's a curling iron and you're Bar Refaeli's butt, lol.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:26

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

Big Beef City posted:

How stupid are you?

Are you literally unable to read or understand context?

Reread my post again, real slow this time and look at how I used that word in context. gently caress, I hate to go on about this but look at this loving guy and his argument with my dumb post. Look at it and his concern.

wyoak you are wrong. You misinterpreted something because you have no reading comprehension and you're a loving moron to have argued it twice.

tl;dr- 'i am a big stupid baby'

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:26

Jack the Stripper: Feb 9, 2014; Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Rocks posted:

Oh really? Sheeee it. Proof?

It sadly is fake. Saw a post on 4chan where that very same image was posted, only with a different text.. one month ago.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:27

maniacripper: May 3, 2009; STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
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So who's the buttsniffer?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:27

wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

Big Beef City posted:

How stupid are you?

Are you literally unable to read or understand context?

Reread my post again, real slow this time and look at how I used that word in context. gently caress, I hate to go on about this but look at this loving guy and his argument with my dumb post. Look at it and his concern.

wyoak you are wrong. You misinterpreted something because you have no reading comprehension and you're a loving moron to have argued it twice.

You're not very good at constructing sentences is all. Grammar derails are definitely fun but I'll just say that yes, I misunderstood you, continue on you noble man.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:27

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

this_is_hard posted:

calling kate upton a 'before shot' is the epitome of being a goon

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:27

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

Doflamingo posted:

It's like he's a curling iron and you're Bar Refaeli's butt, lol.

lmfao

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:27

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

If these fairly chill nudes of Jlaw is all that's gonna come out i'd say it doesnt really hurt her career.

It's not like she's doing anything particularly gratuitous that would get the prudes all upset

She's just doing some mild posing and generally lookin smoking hot. Any hardcore stuff would probably be a problem for her career trajectory though lol

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

rejutka: May 28, 2004; by zen death robot

Seth McFarlane is gonna have to update his We Saw Your Boobs song now.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

Lol, you think people care about the things you say enough to read it more than in passing. That is hilarious.

You keep stalking me in threads and it's starting to weird me out. Please stop, I have an expectation of privacy.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

wyoak posted:

You're not very good at constructing sentences is all. Grammar derails are definitely fun but I'll just say that yes, I misunderstood you, continue on you noble man.

also, shut the gently caress up

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

this_is_hard posted:

calling kate upton a 'before shot' is the epitome of being a goon

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

Kaytwo: Jun 2, 2014; by Ralp

http://imgur.com/a/JW9Gc Thank me later faggots

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:28

im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

.5 bitcoin to the goon that can get aubrey plaza's pics

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:29

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

im not reading 38 pages of this poo poo...just show me the loving titties

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:29

Cholmondeley: Sep 28, 2006; New World Orderly; Nap Ghost

maniacripper posted:

So who's the buttsniffer?

Sarah Palin. Sorry to disappoint.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:30

Jack the Stripper: Feb 9, 2014; Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

Zzulu posted:

If these fairly chill nudes of Jlaw is all that's gonna come out i'd say it doesnt really hurt her career.

It's not like she's doing anything particularly gratuitous that would get the prudes all upset

She's just doing some mild posing and generally lookin smoking hot. Any hardcore stuff would probably be a problem for her career trajectory though lol

Yeah. I think I've seen all the leaked files now, and I think the ones that are the most "damaged" are Jessica Brown Findlay and Kate Upton (if her videos aren't fake, that is)

# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:30