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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

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Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

NO MAWM I'M A DRAGON *tries to fight off the doctors attempting to pump her stomach*

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


At that point you probably just leave it and make them fish it out of the toilet later.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Minchin Dupree posted:


I've posted this guy here before, he seems to have no problem finding multiple ways to say "I'm a racist piece of poo poo"

Now, I'm not very up on history but the cold war ended right? Why are these people so convinced that an attack on ARE FREEDOM is just lurking in the bushes?

Minchin Dupree posted:


The worst part is that red is a girl. All the commenters are dudes. I have never wanted to touch the poop so bad.

I'm not even totally sure what happened. Didn't she have the pictures on her computer and then they got leaked after someone hacked her?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

Now, I'm not very up on history but the cold war ended right? Why are these people so convinced that an attack on ARE FREEDOM is just lurking in the bushes?


I'm not even totally sure what happened. Didn't she have the pictures on her computer and then they got leaked after someone hacked her?

No, the pictures were on Apple's cloud software, iCloud.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Since when do dragons eat gems. I thought they carried off sheep and maidens.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




KoldPT posted:

No, the pictures were on Apple's cloud software, iCloud.

Ooh, that's wonderful. I'm not software informed though so I don't understand how they still got found though. Did someone have her password?

Byzantine posted:

Since when do dragons eat gems. I thought they carried off sheep and maidens.

And hoarded their treasure in- get this- caves! Not stomachs as far as I know

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Byzantine posted:

Since when do dragons eat gems. I thought they carried off sheep and maidens.

Dragons having treasure troves is pretty common in legends, some myths even suggest they store gold in their stomachs. Not sure about them eating diamonds, but writers love to ascribe all kinds of weird poo poo to dragons.

Also, as far as I'm concerned, people can have whatever crazy identity they want but if they're going to start snacking on heavy metals and poo poo they should probably get help holy poo poo.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
I'm going to catch hell for knowing this, but the Dragon character in MLP eats gems. So yeah... probably from that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Master Twig posted:

I'm going to catch hell for knowing this, but the Dragon character in MLP eats gems. So yeah... probably from that.

I think that's safe to know. No matter how much you don't care, somehow MLP info just finds its way into your brain.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Kimmalah posted:

At that point you probably just leave it and make them fish it out of the toilet later.

At that point, you should give her a fork and all the costume jewelry you have, because that child is no longer worth saving.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



RareAcumen posted:

Ooh, that's wonderful. I'm not software informed though so I don't understand how they still got found though. Did someone have her password?

The rumour is that everyone involved had password recovery questions like "where did you go to high school" that could be looked up. The hacks didn't all happen at once, this would have taken a while, and eventually someone (possibly not the original hacker) decided to try selling all the images for Bitcoin.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

The rumour is that everyone involved had password recovery questions like "where did you go to high school" that could be looked up. The hacks didn't all happen at once, this would have taken a while, and eventually someone (possibly not the original hacker) decided to try selling all the images for Bitcoin.

:allears: This just gets dumber and dumber the more I find out about it.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

The rumour is that everyone involved had password recovery questions like "where did you go to high school" that could be looked up. The hacks didn't all happen at once, this would have taken a while, and eventually someone (possibly not the original hacker) decided to try selling all the images for Bitcoin.

Even if the password questions weren't weak, you can work your way into iCloud pretty easily if the mark doesn't have two-factor identification on their e-mail address.

For gently caress's sake people, use two-factor identification.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Master Twig posted:

I'm going to catch hell for knowing this, but the Dragon character in MLP eats gems. So yeah... probably from that.

durnit, I thought it was from that obscure 80's animated dragon movie where the dragons eat limestone which reacts with stomach acid to produce hydrogen which is how they fly (like blimps) and how they breathe fire. They eat gems like a bird eats small stones, to help break up the limestone in their craw.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

The rumour is that everyone involved had password recovery questions like "where did you go to high school" that could be looked up. The hacks didn't all happen at once, this would have taken a while, and eventually someone (possibly not the original hacker) decided to try selling all the images for Bitcoin.

The bitcoin thing was separate, just some guy trying to scam 4chan out of bitcoin. Not the hacker.

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

Flaskraven posted:

Sorry for the artifacting, I found it on twitter.



:3:

Bit late, but go and check out Barry's facebook for the creepiest thing ever :stare:

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

Stalins Moustache posted:

There's no need to post something about it because you won't understand it(it's Norwegian), but a friend of mine has recently turned vegan and she just can't shut the gently caress up about it. Every hour or so there's an update on what she's going to eat, how she's prepared it and oh how ~~~~***healthy***~~~~ and natural she suddenly feels. She's also started sharing image macros of how being a vegan is also being supportive of animal welfare and you shouldn't eat meat if you call yourself an animal lover.

Is this common? A cousin of mine also got a kid a while ago and she can't stop posting pictures/updating her status of incredibly boring news about her kid.

Just post it, I have too litte norwegian idiots on my facebook.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

This person is lucky that diamonds don't dissolve in the digestive tract.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010



I'm pretty sure I first saw this image in here before - if not, it fits the thread. Well, you'll be glad to know it's shown up on imgur, and the comments are hilarious.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Oh please, you're saying you wouldn't be offended if someone attacked your identity with hilarious generalizations?!

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Doakes posted:

Bit late, but go and check out Barry's facebook for the creepiest thing ever :stare:

Yeah.... That guy is something different.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Praseodymi posted:



I'm pretty sure I first saw this image in here before - if not, it fits the thread. Well, you'll be glad to know it's shown up on imgur, and the comments are hilarious.

I think the G in LGBT should stand for gamers

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

NotAnArtist posted:

Oh please, you're saying you wouldn't be offended if someone attacked your identity with hilarious generalizations?!

If your identity is "I play video games" you're a giant manbaby, hth.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

Praseodymi posted:



I'm pretty sure I first saw this image in here before - if not, it fits the thread. Well, you'll be glad to know it's shown up on imgur, and the comments are hilarious.

The only idiot here is me, for not naming myself Ticking Caucasian Time Bomb.

Conal Cochran
Dec 2, 2013




Sure, the cops fired gas and rubber bullets at non-violent protestors, but this guy wore a dumb shirt! Who is the true evil?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



NotAnArtist posted:

Oh please, you're saying you wouldn't be offended if someone attacked your identity with hilarious generalizations?!

I only have a list of interests instead of a personality and now someone is making fun of those interests! I am literally the most oppressed person in the world now!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Conal Cochran posted:




Sure, the cops fired gas and rubber bullets at non-violent protestors, but this guy wore a dumb shirt! Who is the true evil?

Hyperbole is a felony...in Obummer's America

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

lidnsya posted:

Yeah.... That guy is something different.


Oh, he's just writing in Welsh.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


lidnsya posted:

Yeah.... That guy is something different.



I think it is a little creepy that his friends seem to have no idea what's going on with him lately, as if this isn't normal for him and he's having a breakdown in real time on Facebook.

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.
My friend just posted this recipe as one that she can't wait to try tomorrow.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

gently caress that, I'm adding water and making it a soup.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
I always wonder what point people are trying to make when posting things like this. Is it that Africans deserved slavery because some other people in Africa owned slaves? That "whites" are morally superior due to replacing formal slavery with other similarly oppressive institutions at varying rates by country? The answer for this person manages to be even dumber. Lie-beral public schools are, uh... "blackwashing" history.



I will not touch the poop, I will not touch the poop.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Prof. Moriarty posted:

My friend just posted this recipe as one that she can't wait to try tomorrow.



Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.
Another angry UK resident:



(his account has since been suspended)

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
Saw this as I was scrolling along



:stare:
...who the gently caress wears only 1 pad for the ENTIRE day? Who lets it loving turn GREEN and doesn't think to throw it away? :barf:
I'd rather have nothing than wear a green loving pad.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

lidnsya posted:

Yeah.... That guy is something different.



I'm a little bit uncomfortable that (a) he's talking about my hometown area and (b) I could even figure that out.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


CeramicPig posted:

Saw this as I was scrolling along



:stare:
...who the gently caress wears only 1 pad for the ENTIRE day? Who lets it loving turn GREEN and doesn't think to throw it away? :barf:
I'd rather have nothing than wear a green loving pad.

People have died from using tampons for too long without changing, but with pads yeah it's mostly just gross. And definitely no internal organ fungus involved in any of it. :raise:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CeramicPig posted:

Saw this as I was scrolling along

But surely sharing maxi pads would only make things worse :confused:

Knormal has a new favorite as of 05:27 on Sep 2, 2014

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The most plausible theory I've read so far on the recent celebrity leaks is that there has been a darkweb celebrity nude trading group for years, the price of admission being new original content. So it wasn't one big hack or one particular exploit, it's multiple members of this circle posting the few they have and teases of the rest they just know about. Explains why some are Android, some are Snapchat screenshots, others have been claimed to be deleted years ago, etc.

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