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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

i lust after you and it is hot as gently caress

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vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

I could sue you for everything you have because I think you smell. Suing someone doesn't make them right. A lawsuit isn't criminal.

Also, take a shower.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

:feelsgood:

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

i really care about how jlaw feels about me, personally, when i'm ruining yet another tenga egg to her tits

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'm equal parts enjoying boobs and people upset by boobs.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

Keep typing. I'm almost there...

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Pukestain Pal posted:

I could sue you for everything you have because I think you smell. Suing someone doesn't make them right. A lawsuit isn't criminal.

Also, take a shower.

yeah but how does it feel knowing that Jennifer Lawrence is disgusted by you while masturbating to her pics?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

makes me rock loving hard. i meant my cock my cock is hard as gently caress and im stroking it.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

I married that bitch. So, yeah, she got all my money.

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

supreme cuckporn

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'm equal parts enjoying boobs and people upset by boobs.

Have the joy I used to get by jerking off was because Jesus would hate me. Now I jerk off because JLaw would disapprove.

JgPz
Oct 21, 2008
Alright so Jennifer Lawrence doesnt actually gently caress dogs and

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

eww i take it back i didn't realize you outweigh me by 30 pounds

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

it's not nice to resort to personal attacks

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

Not really. It makes me nut like Superman through the back of Lois Lane's uterus.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

yeah but how does it feel knowing that Jennifer Lawrence is disgusted by you while masturbating to her pics?

Makes me cum even harder.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Jlaw should have used snapchat to send these pics

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Lena Dunham naked is an eye offender

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

BlueChocolate posted:

yeah but how does it feel knowing that Jennifer Lawrence is disgusted by you while masturbating to her pics?

Ultimate femdom fantasy

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

eww i take it back i didn't realize you outweigh me by 30 pounds

Yeah, but he's got a weak jab.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

BlueChocolate posted:

it's not nice to resort to personal attacks

your fat lmao


fatty

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BlueChocolate posted:

yeah but how does it feel knowing that Jennifer Lawrence is disgusted by you while masturbating to her pics?

hahaha hoooly poo poo you are 220 pound heffer. how do you find the time to be so outraged when you spend 90% of the time stuffing your fat mouth with cupcakes?

The Ranger
Apr 7, 2004

One of these days, I'm going to snap and kill that fucking bear.
"BATERS GONNA BATE!":pcgaming:

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

BlueChocolate posted:

wait till she gets her naked pictures passed around and everyone's laughing and snickering and she comes crying to you

i hope that never happens to you though, i'll pray for you weak souls

I have a daughter, and I've given some thought to this point. I'd console her and calm her down of course, but if it turns out she willingly put her nude pictures on any thing that could potentially connect to the internet, I would look her right in the eye and say "poo poo happens."

Hostile Rabbi
Jun 25, 2005

by Ralp

BlueChocolate posted:

how does it feel knowing that the person you lust after and whose picture you masturbated to hates your guts so much that she would sue you for everything you've got if she could?

unrequited love sucks

i know that feel..........

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Agrajag posted:

hahaha hoooly poo poo you are 220 pound heffer. how do you find the time to be so outraged when you spend 90% of the time stuffing your fat mouth with cupcakes?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

all of this is true.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Jlaw should have used snapchat to send these pics

snapchat lets you screenshot this stuff now, and the reason why is because workarounds to save snapchat pics were just so easy and widespread that the SC devteam threw up their hands and said "yeah there's an in-app save pic functionality now watch who you send poo poo to!"

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Neo Duckberg posted:

your fat lmao


fatty

That fucker is obese as poo poo.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

Neo Duckberg posted:

your fat lmao


fatty

at least i have a good personality

i'll pray for you too because i'm nice

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Dead Blue Sky posted:

I have a daughter, and I've given some thought to this point. I'd console her and calm her down of course, but if it turns out she willingly put her nude pictures on any thing that could potentially connect to the internet, I would look her right in the eye and say "poo poo happens."

This is some next-level parenting.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

The Ranger posted:

"BATERS GONNA BATE!":pcgaming:

Fappers gonna fap!

I don't even care,

if I see thigh gap!

I'm gonna cum on yoouu...

ladyboy pancake posted:

all of this is true.

Only if you're an uggo that is mad no one is jacking off to the ample supply of nudity you provided on your subpar television show.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality



LMFAO

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality

i'll pray for you too because i'm nice

Sorry, most heffers have a lovely personality.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality

How does it feel knowing that I am disgusted by you while masturbating to your pics?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality

i'll pray for you too because i'm nice

Don't live in denial, man. We're all pieces of poo poo. Deal with it, fatty.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
:regd14:

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

No, it's the, "Don't count on a safe that doesn't actually lock," argument about how to avoid getting your poo poo stole

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