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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Kathy Bovett Oneill posted:

(Sexual intercourse) you mother (sexual intercoursers), take me to jail.

Terry Pratchett couldn't have done it better.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013


Somebody's got a sandy vagina.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
if i rush to defend the sexism in videogames lady will she sleep with me or is that sexist

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Your question is as malformed as your soul. Repent, and think deeply upon your failings.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

theflyingorc posted:

hahahahah yeah, sure, I constantly see groups of women looking at men like that. Yup, happens all the time.

You're right. You never see groups of women together, because they all (not-so)secretly hate each other.

:biotruths:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Only gay-hating alpha male jocks hang out together to lovingly massage each other.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The MSJ posted:

Only gay-hating alpha male jocks hang out together to lovingly massage each other.

It's true, it even happens in nature.


Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Not My Leg posted:



This is the official Academic Planner and Guide for Washington State University. The printers apparently hosed up the cover, because the picture at the bottom isn't from WSU. It's a picture of Smith Hall, a building at the University of Washington, WSU's cross state rival.

Even your academic planner wanted to go to the UW.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Command Ant posted:

Nobody cares.






Ironman's buddy Thor could probably teach him a thing or two, notably a better choice in drugs:

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Das Butterbrot posted:

Ironman's buddy Thor could probably teach him a thing or two, notably a better choice in drugs:



Is it Thor:20 already?

KILLALLNERDS.EXE
Oct 12, 2009

Tide posted:

Awfully defensive about a bunch of smelly nerds at a LAN party seeing an actual female for the first time. So which person in the picture is you

Neo: woah!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Sarchasm posted:

Girl at a LAN Party



The guy with the sheet over his head is my favorite.

They can't get you if your head is under a blanket. Everyone knows that.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Is it Thor:20 already?

:ducksiren:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

The MSJ posted:

Only gay-hating alpha male jocks hang out together to lovingly massage each other.

This will never be not funny.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

The Lone Badger posted:

They can't get you if your head is under a blanket. Everyone knows that.

I thought it was if your feet were under a blanket. Oh, god, have I been leaving myself exposed this whole time ? It's a wonder I've survived as long as I have.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Sarchasm posted:

I hear your mom looks at butts. All day peepin those cheeks.


Wow, this woman's loving awesome :haw:

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

ArtIsResistance posted:

if i rush to defend the sexism in videogames lady will she sleep with me or is that sexist
Oh my god, look at her, she's so hot.
She's so hot.
She's so hot she's making me sexist.
She's making me sexist.
Bitch.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

People in comments say it's a viral PIF (PSA) promoting upcoming elections. The guys in the car talk about voting on September 14th.

Well, it is viral, but it's hard to tell if it's effective.

Zedsdeadbaby
Jun 14, 2008

You have been called out, in the ways of old.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
That picture is almost as hilarious as it was when it was posted 2 pages ago.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's really catching on!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I can see that dog turning into a meme one day.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
The unmemening.

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004

beato posted:

Dictaphone maybe?

Mental Note: August 12, 1998. Saw beautiful lady at lan party. I'm pretty sure she smiled at me, but I couldn't make eye contact to confirm. Don't forget to call mom and tell her the good news. Also remember to buy fedora on the way home.

KILLALLNERDS.EXE
Oct 12, 2009

stachatoryR posted:

Mental Note: August 12, 1998. Saw beautiful lady at lan party. I'm pretty sure she smiled at me, but I couldn't make eye contact to confirm. Don't forget to call mom and tell her the good news. Also remember to buy fedora on the way home.

Vary nice! This post was really good, but I think the "fedora" bit at the end bit made it great imo!

El Sprongo
Jul 30, 2008

*whistful sigh* Oh, Springfield (MO), you've come so far since...poo poo...people have been hitting that walking bridge with ridiculous poo poo since at least 1996. Probably longer.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

What a funny looking Doge. lol

Edit: ha ha. I spelled dog wrong. What a funny thing that has happened. Maybe it will stick. what do you think.."Doge"? :D :D :D :D

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Arx Monolith posted:

What a funny looking Doge. lol

Edit: ha ha. I spelled dog wrong. What a funny thing that has happened. Maybe it will stick. what do you think.."Doge"? :D :D :D :D

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Arx Monolith posted:

What a funny looking Doge. lol

Edit: ha ha. I spelled dog wrong. What a funny thing that has happened. Maybe it will stick. what do you think.."Doge"? :D :D :D :D

Wow, so funny, such a mistake.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Haha thanks, I'm reposting this to my Facebook wall and twitter for all my friends.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Sixgun Strumpet posted:

That's no Wesson Cobra, that's a Georg Cobra.
cobras georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009




A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




That is... quite a lot of those cards.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

What I like about this is that on the front card on the stack (the tiny one down in the background), from this angle, level of zoom, etc. 'you' looks like 'MOM'.

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

A Moose posted:

That is... quite a lot of those cards.

Jay-Z had them on sale.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

beato posted:

Dictaphone maybe?

Ventolin inhaler maybe?

Also surprised that no-one has posted that Russian counter-strike tournament with the strippers yet or the one with the line of geeks looking longingly at the girl on the other side of the fence, like starving animals in a zoo (please do not feed or tease the geeks).

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Billy the Mountain posted:

Oh my god, look at her, she's so hot.
She's so hot.
She's so hot she's making me sexist.
She's making me sexist.
Bitch.

I have no clue why, but this is awesome.

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Bored posted:

I have no clue why, but this is awesome.

Because comedy?

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