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Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

Al Harrington posted:

lol if you jack off to an image
Are gifs okay?

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i jerk it to the platonic ideal of sex itself

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm using reason and deduction to get a pretty good idea of what it is exactly that goons jerk it to.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Pukestain Pal posted:

I'd be interested to know if any of them have been rejected due to a photo of them naked online. I bet it's almost zero.

I would bet you are wrong. I know many companies do basic google, facebook, etc searches on possible hires. They wouldn't come out and say they didn't hire because of nudes, party pics, porn or whatever, but I would guess it happens regularly.

On the other hand, these leaks will do nothing but make the actresses more famous and wealthy. This is a huge amount of exposure (no pun intended) for them. I'm not saying it's "OK" someone stole and posted their private pictures, but it sure as hell isn't going to hurt their careers like it would a non famous person. If the next two hunger games movies all of a sudden get scrapped because of this I'll eat my words.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
It especially helped all those celebrities I had to google to really understand the impact of all this.

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
The tactic I've always taken with racy pictures of yourself is, don't include your face.

At least have some plausible deniability people, come on.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

so is it actually over? they stopped leaking nudes?

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Bobnumerotres posted:

so is it actually over? they stopped leaking nudes?

Well Reddit killed it. Maybe 4Chan?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Booties posted:

Today is Keanu Reeves' 50th birthday.



Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

FBI is on the case. Dude better have left the country seriously

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Nonsense posted:

FBI is on the case. Dude better release those jlaw videos seriously

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Lol if they leak more in response to these plutocrat girls trying to throw money around

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Nonsense posted:

Lol if they leak more in response to these plutocrat girls trying to throw money around

they may as well. i mean they are max-possible hosed right now why not go down blazin

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Pawn 17 posted:

I would bet you are wrong. I know many companies do basic google, facebook, etc searches on possible hires. They wouldn't come out and say they didn't hire because of nudes, party pics, porn or whatever, but I would guess it happens regularly.

On the other hand, these leaks will do nothing but make the actresses more famous and wealthy. This is a huge amount of exposure (no pun intended) for them. I'm not saying it's "OK" someone stole and posted their private pictures, but it sure as hell isn't going to hurt their careers like it would a non famous person. If the next two hunger games movies all of a sudden get scrapped because of this I'll eat my words.

A sex tape created the Kardashian empire out of whole cloth. Couple of nude pics should be good for a little career bump.

Also lol taht Chelsea Manning has been in solitary confinement for years and Snowden is an international fugitive for revealing the government collects tons of information about us; but it takes Kate Upton's hooters to make the general public suddenly give a poo poo about their privacy.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Rick Rickshaw posted:

The tactic I've always taken with racy pictures of yourself is, don't have any moles.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
chelsea manning

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

red19fire posted:

Also lol taht Chelsea Manning has been in solitary confinement for years and Snowden is an international fugitive for revealing the government collects tons of information about us; but it takes Kate Upton's hooters to make the general public suddenly give a poo poo about their privacy.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Booties posted:

Today is Keanu Reeves' 50th birthday.



whoa

-neo

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

red19fire posted:


Also lol taht Chelsea Manning has been in solitary confinement for years and Snowden is an international fugitive for revealing the government collects tons of information about us; but it takes Kate Upton's hooters to make the general public suddenly give a poo poo about their privacy.

Don't forget journalists that have been kept at gitmo for years without charge or trial

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

was the video of the teen mom getting her butthole wrecked a leak or a "leak"?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Chum Scandal posted:

was the video of the teen mom getting her butthole wrecked a leak or a "leak"?

Considering it happened twice with the same producer, a "leak."

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

they may as well. i mean they are max-possible hosed right now why not go down blazin

i told u i waz hardcore

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

Jealous that no one wants to see her soft fat lovely body. She is the worst.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

LifeSizePotato posted:

i'm really bothered by the uneven spacing between the jizz bottles

How many jizz bottles to a cum vase? Trying to picture this in terms I can understand.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
What the hell was that fashion disaster Lena Dunham wore to the 2014 Emmy's? I actually wanted to vomit it was so bad.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Who on earth even is that.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

She looks good as a blonde imo.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
it's quite astounding how unattractive she is

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bape Culture posted:

Who on earth even is that.

Public Intellectual and HBO star Lena Dunham.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dave Concepcion posted:

it's quite astounding how unattractive she is

gently caress u dude Jlaw is hotter than ever.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

zoux posted:

She looks good as a blonde imo.

A blonde what?

Look at that loving disaster.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

coleman francis posted:

Don't forget journalists that have been kept at gitmo for years without charge or trial

I'm sure someone will figure out that they can combine ice bucket challenges and developmentally disabled kittens and no one will give a poo poo about this before next weekend.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Dave Concepcion posted:

it's quite astounding how unattractive she is

when you bash her looks, you fall right into her trap

she is terrible in so many ways that there's no reason to dwell on that

(i wish i had seen the gbs thread about her that apparently existed)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dave Concepcion posted:

it's quite astounding how unattractive she is

I'm convinced she's actively trying to be as unattractive as possible as some sort of statement about... things and stuff, I guess.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

red19fire posted:

I'm sure someone will figure out that they can combine ice bucket challenges and developmentally disabled kittens and no one will give a poo poo about this before next weekend.

give hypothermia to a downs syndrome kitten to raise awareness for celebrity nudes

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
people using apple products getting what they deserve itt

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

im guessing the vids and anything actually hardcore is in the hands of a couple of buyers out there, and if you spent top dollar on secret celeb porn your first urge may not be to give it to the entire internet for free

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

LifeSizePotato posted:

when you bash her looks, you fall right into her trap

she is terrible in so many ways that there's no reason to dwell on that

(i wish i had seen the gbs thread about her that apparently existed)

well it's all i have to go on, i don't watch her show or read her tweets

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I'm convinced she's actively trying to be as unattractive as possible as some sort of statement about... things and stuff, I guess.

well mission accomplished

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I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

LifeSizePotato posted:

when you bash her looks, you fall right into her trap

she is terrible in so many ways that there's no reason to dwell on that

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