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BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Wow those last two were awful, great finds. I was searching for Rob Ford tattoos in honour of our city's upcoming election and found this titled "Chris Farley or Rob Ford?" Im leaning towards Farley but you could make a strong case either way.

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Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



My hern? My hem?

TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer
My hers? My hero? Hero is the only one that makes sense.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Wait. Is that the same guy with that tattoo that was posted a few week ago?

Edit: this guy.


Yep, same mole on his nose must be him. Wonder what he did and which is the before and after meth pic.

beato has a new favorite as of 22:46 on Sep 2, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TunaSpleen posted:

My hers? My hero? Hero is the only one that makes sense.

My herd. Must be a werecow or something.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

I really never expected to see a Foamy the Squirrel tattoo, but such are the times we live in.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
What really completes this is the guy drinking a Heineken in the background.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

What really completes this is the guy drinking a Heineken in the background.



What the hell is even going on here? Tribal? Tribal made of blades? Skin ripping away to reveal... something?

I know the correct answer is "wait 'til it gets colored, brah, it'll be awesome," but :wtc:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Antivehicular posted:

What the hell is even going on here? Tribal? Tribal made of blades? Skin ripping away to reveal... something?

I know the correct answer is "wait 'til it gets colored, brah, it'll be awesome," but :wtc:

To me, it looks like the grass out of a Pokemon game.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

HelmetCheese posted:

Hate to post something good here but it really loving bugs me to see such a classic design raped like that. That poo poo artist was aping something like this (healed pic thanks to my artist):



This is just as bad as the other one, but somebody told you it was good one time and you believed them because you are dumb.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Inevitable posted:

This is just as bad as the other one, but somebody told you it was good one time and you believed them because you are dumb.

Yeah, I was going to say, it's nowhere near as tasteless or poorly done as the former, but it's still p lovely.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's a style. Some people like it some don't.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Chris Pratt's already filming GotG 2??

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Gaunab posted:

It's a style. Some people like it some don't.
True enough, it seems to be technically well done and not so ill conceived that it's tasteless in nature. I was worried the well had run dry in terms of crappy tattoos from GTA shops but here comes Etobicoke with a ton of awful work. I think we can all agree these are objectively poor.



PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Forever Greatful?

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Antivehicular posted:

What the hell is even going on here? Tribal? Tribal made of blades? Skin ripping away to reveal... something?

I know the correct answer is "wait 'til it gets colored, brah, it'll be awesome," but :wtc:

Looks to me like the linework for biomech. Early enough in the process that it could potentially end up good? :shrug:

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess



JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, I was going to say, it's nowhere near as tasteless or poorly done as the former, but it's still p lovely.

Tasteless Tattoos: traditional's nowhere near as tasteless or poorly done as the former, but it's still p lovely.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

HelmetCheese posted:

Hate to post something good here but it really loving bugs me to see such a classic design raped like that. That poo poo artist was aping something like this (healed pic thanks to my artist):



You already know this, but this owns.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

AndyElusive posted:

If this has been posted before then my apologies...



:whoptc:

Few pages back but, I actually know the guy that got this..

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Few pages back but, I actually know the guy that got this..

How big was the bet he lost?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Why do rich people always get such lovely tattoos? Bruce Wayne could totally afford a way better tattoo than that.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Bored posted:

Why do rich people always get such lovely tattoos? Bruce Wayne could totally afford a way better tattoo than that.

It's not the tattoo he deserves, but the tattoo is he needs right now.

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bored posted:

Why do rich people always get such lovely tattoos? Bruce Wayne could totally afford a way better tattoo than that.
The worst overall tattoos Iver ever seen were courtesy of "Forever Greatful" guy, and I would say that about 1/2 of the people in his portfolio were sporting "Gucci" or "Burberry" scarves, hats or belts. I guess they didn't realize a tatoo that appears to have been done by a blind man blows that whole "no expenses spared" image theyre going for.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Solice Kirsk posted:

How big was the bet he lost?

Completely without a bet or a dare. It was actually an idea he has been planning for awhile. And surprise... its Florida.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless












Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

I was so impressed that the correct spelling of "too" was used that I completely glossed over the fact that "school" was misspelled.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Well, he's right about that.

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

Target Practice posted:

I was so impressed that the correct spelling of "too" was used that I completely glossed over the fact that "school" was misspelled.

For some reason I really want it to be Too Coo for Schoo

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

The worst overall tattoos Iver ever seen were courtesy of "Forever Greatful" guy, and I would say that about 1/2 of the people in his portfolio were sporting "Gucci" or "Burberry" scarves, hats or belts. I guess they didn't realize a tatoo that appears to have been done by a blind man blows that whole "no expenses spared" image theyre going for.


Someone, please: what body part is this?

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

steve cardigan posted:

Someone, please: what body part is this?

looks like an arm, just below the shoulder to me.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
Okay, I can see that. Thought it was just the worst butt.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Same question. What's going on here? Leg? Arm? Ponch?

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

JoelJoel posted:

Same question. What's going on here? Leg? Arm? Ponch?

She/he is laying down. Right shoulder.

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008



Start :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Kbmmhub.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Gj3rGRk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DGqwZJT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WHTrS6m.jpg
End :nws:

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

The blue-footed boobies are both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

super size soft serve has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Sep 4, 2014

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008
Triple edit: Never mind - the slide show on the site only showcases the really great coverups. None of the bad dark blotchy stuff made it into their slideshow.

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/americas-worst-tattoos/photos/before-and-after-tattoo-photos.htm

Hyzenth1ay has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Sep 5, 2014

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
The discussion on the previous page reminded me of the existence of Kid Ink. Kid Ink is ostensibly a rapper. He is named Kid Ink because, well



Personally, I'm a fan of the shirt collar with the tie that is apparently dripping blood? But also kind of looks like bacon?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Palisader posted:

The discussion on the previous page reminded me of the existence of Kid Ink. Kid Ink is ostensibly a rapper. He is named Kid Ink because, well



Personally, I'm a fan of the shirt collar with the tie that is apparently dripping blood? But also kind of looks like bacon?

I dunno, that's a pretty cool Carly Simon tattoo.

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BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Here's a classic that Im sure was posted years ago. Rapper Crooked I of the hip hop supergroup Slaughter House commemorated his affiliation with the group by tattooing "SLAUGTER" on his entire forearm, and posting it to the internet. It led to relentless ball busting from hip hop fans and he ended up fixing it eventually but initially he said it was done on purpose because he "likes his h's on the side".

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