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vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I know, to poor teenagers in bumfuck nowhere America. Not America's sweetheart.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Mckayla Maroney shouldn't

So which is it?

vxsarin fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Sep 3, 2014

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Party Next Door posted:

That albino guy is fine. The black girl is just standard fat. KU body is just weird. She's like a pale sponge, with to bags of sand stapled to the front.

standard fat?!??!

:negative:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Xaris fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 3, 2014

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I have have 45 liters in my couch

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

wheres buttholes :(

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
what's this about jeff goldblums dong. i kinda want to see it


no homo, ok

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
I only found out about these leaked pictures today and now the picture in the op is down. This is truly the darkest of all timelines :(

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Pru-BTMIa0p8O49EH4QQGcL_ZdSlZ37ipVYxdm8_E8/preview?sle=true&pli=1 This livestream used to leak nudes, now it's just directing everyone to an IRC channel.

Get in a big chatroom with a ton of strangers linking all sorts of things? Sounds good!

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Bobnumerotres posted:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Pru-BTMIa0p8O49EH4QQGcL_ZdSlZ37ipVYxdm8_E8/preview?sle=true&pli=1 This livestream used to leak nudes, now it's just directing everyone to an IRC channel.

Get in a big chatroom with a ton of strangers linking all sorts of things? Sounds good!

yah stick to strangers in forums

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

cis white male posted:

yah stick to strangers in forums

russian roulette

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





ZombieParts posted:

what's this about jeff goldblums dong. i kinda want to see it


no homo, ok

you know when kids stick their finger through their zipper? kinda like that

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Pukestain Pal posted:

So which is it?

I'm saying it's been done to nobodies that get crushed by some sociopath DA who wants to "send a message." It won't be done to a rich and famous person. Obviously it shouldn't be done to any kid but well, 'Merica.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm saying it's been done to nobodies that get crushed by some sociopath DA who wants to "send a message." It won't be done to a rich and famous person. Obviously it shouldn't be done to any kid but well, 'Merica.

right. I'm agreeing. It's also why no one will charged for looking at because they'd have to also admit she produced it.

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


I actually thought the pictures of Kate Upton with her BF were kinda sweet. :shobon: They are a cute couple.

Also he's built kinda like me so that makes me feel better about some things

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

cis white male posted:

yah stick to strangers in forums

at least here youll get banned for linking something hosed up

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mazed posted:

I actually thought the pictures of Kate Upton with her BF were kinda sweet. :shobon: They are a cute couple.

Also he's built kinda like me so that makes me feel better about some things

you were pretending that you were him in those pictures weren't you?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mazed posted:

I actually thought the pictures of Kate Upton with her BF were kinda sweet. :shobon: They are a cute couple.

Also he's built kinda like me so that makes me feel better about some things

Justin Verlander is an ugly motherfucker.

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Agrajag posted:

you were pretending that you were him in those pictures weren't you?

yes

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Kate Upton's from Michigan though so she presumably grew up thinking the top players on the Tigers were a really big deal

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

tacodaemon posted:

Kate Upton's from Michigan though so she presumably grew up thinking the top players on the Tigers were a really big deal

and he's got a fairly big dong

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Pukestain Pal posted:

and he's got a fairly big dong

If that's considered big then my self esteem just went up big time.

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Justin Verlander is an ugly motherfucker.

Correction, he is plain

Don't plainshame

Nien
Apr 29, 2013

Agrajag posted:

whats that in litres?

About .75 or 3 pale sponges.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Wasn't there a Dave Franco nude claimed? I didn't see this anywhere.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Kate Upton's booooyyyfrriieeeennd is starting against Cleveland tomorrow, his first time pitching since those pictures came out

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Mazed posted:

I actually thought the pictures of Kate Upton with her BF were kinda sweet. :shobon:

Same, the mirror ones with Verlander were loving ridiculous but her expression is pretty adorable.

Those type of pics made the whole thing a LOT creepier than celebrity-bewb though (buttsniffing/dickeyes notwithstanding.)

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Between DickEye, Hair Curler Buttplug, and rear end Sniffer who got the most embarrassed by this whole thing?

Also what was dick eye's name again?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If that's considered big then my self esteem just went up big time.

fairly

im a girl btw
Jan 15, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Between DickEye, Hair Curler Buttplug, and rear end Sniffer who got the most embarrassed by this whole thing?

Also what was dick eye's name again?

putting stuff up your butt is one thing but begging to sniff rear end is weird.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

I Own Soulz posted:

Wasn't there a Dave Franco nude claimed? I didn't see this anywhere.

i thought there were alison brie but i have not seen them

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Frostwerks posted:

i thought there were alison brie but i have not seen them

same photos I think

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Frostwerks posted:

i thought there were alison brie but i have not seen them

it is not alison brie (and probably not franco) but some attractive naked people either way

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

tacodaemon posted:

Kate Upton's from Michigan though so she presumably grew up thinking the top players on the Tigers were a really big deal

Cy Young, pitching triple crown, a no-hitter, and MVP in the same year is a really big deal. Verlander is a legit star.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Justin Verlander is an ugly motherfucker.

He looks like a huge hairy dork. But he's a huge dork who gets to bang someone who would be way out of his league if he didn't play a professional sport and have tons of money.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BigBoss posted:

Cy Young, pitching triple crown, a no-hitter, and MVP in the same year is a really big deal. Verlander is a legit star.

next time try english.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
2 September, 2014

23:14


Read this thread.


thought to hisself "yeah those nanas was nice"



slept fitfully. do i need a new mattress, or soul? both, i fear


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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

someone tweet this to Lena Dunham.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

got some pics of my cum tributes to these nude celeb pics in my icloud that are ready to be leaked if anyone's keen

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Rambling Robot posted:

someone tweet this to Lena Dunham.

no, dont, she hates them ethnics

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dick Fagballzson posted:

He looks like a huge hairy dork. But he's a huge dork who gets to bang someone who would be way out of his league if he didn't play a professional sport and have tons of money.

Yeah but now he has to hear that lots of sweaty nerds on the Internet have proclaimed his world famous bikini model girlfriend to be too fat for their standards

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